Encounter the horny deer

Encounter the horny deer.

What do?

whata fuck man

Fuck it, what else?

Why the fuck

yuck.

Nothing. No sex before marriage.

Kill it and eat it raw.
It's already hot.

milk it bo$$

I'm gay but if it wants to fuck

I'm bisexual so I'd hump both the doe and the buck.

Walk away because it's a F U C K I N G D E E R

fucking shoot it, clearly its rabid and anyone that would do anything but would have to be shot too, fuckin degenerates

I love how austisic people are getting over this.

I would make it wife asap and fuck her so hard until we make good bambi sequels.

Humans are still animals, so there is no issue.

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Fuck it, twice

if it has horns, it's a stag and I don't fuck dudes

Stop denying your primal urges, user.
It's unhealthy to do that to yourself.

It's got tits. It's female.

I'd much rather encounter a horny grizzly bear who was so desperate to mate that our predator/prey existance would be set aside

>let it get close enough
>wait for right moment
>pull a knife out of pocket and slice deer's neck
>get back home
>you brought a dinner for your family
>wife rewards you with long sex for being a good husband
>feelsgood.jpg

>trap thread logic