Cheating thread?

Cheating thread?

This topic blew up the other night so lets go again
How many of you cheat on your partner?
Why do you do it and do you regret it?

It's pretty fucking common right?

My gf cheats on me regularly

I cheated during a dying relationship in college with a girl that was literally being passed around. Great fuck, would do it again. Felt bad about the other girl but shit wasn't going anywhere so I took advantage when I could.

Get urges to find someone to blow me when I'm out of town, but still strong enough to resist and just bang only my wife instead.

I made out with a girl I had a crush on, but it happened after I got into my current relationship.

Cheated whilst studying abroad, had lots of fun, gf never found out.

>in college, i had a fuck buddy who i spent so much time with (fucking) that we began to have feeling for each other
>despite these feelings, i kept fucking every girl i could who would let me, behind her back (because she'd otherwise have stopped out fwb)
>eventually, we decide to give a relationship a try
>i find out that she cheated on me
>angry, i sit her down at my computer and bring up all kinds of pictures of girls i had been fucking behind her back, including nude photos and porn videos
>she's visibly upset after seeing a picture of me and her best friend
>she tries to tell me "so you're as guilty as me"
>"no. i saw these girls when you and i weren't officially dating. you slept with some guy after we became serious"

>she's pissed
>she has one question: "did i ever suck your dick after you had just fucked another girl?"
>i tell her "no. i couldn't chance you smelling another's girl's pussy. but you've definitely had some of their dried up pussy juice inside you"

and in turn you're cheating on her regularly right.

RIGHT?!

I have way too many fantasies about other girls but i love my wife halp what do i do?

Have more sex with your wife. Watch more porn. Get your wife to blow you more often. Think about other women while you're deep inside of her.

another story

>be 24 at the time
>me and ex gf from high school still madly in love with each other, but she goes to school on other side of the country now
>agree we'll be married one day, but til then, we're each free to do as we please

>so, i have a new gf
>amidst this blossoming relationship, my ex hs gf comes home to visit & wants to see me
>i ghost my current gf, don't answer her texts, and meet my ex at the beach

cont'd...

This is why I will never date anyone that is going to go studying abroad

word. A buddy of mine used to say it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

Being attracted to and wanting to do things with other people is totally normal, that's why love and commitment are hard. GL, bro.

cont nigga

>so we meet at the beach, go to a bar, she gets shitfaced, and we walk on the sand
>she goes out into the ocean, full dressed (in a dress) and i go after her
>she undoes my pants right there in the ocean, hikes up her dress, and climbs on top of me
>there's nothing like that feeling of having a girl grab your cock and navigating it to her pussy
>anyway, the waves are too strong and we're getting knocked around, making it difficult to fuck
>so we go back to the sand
>we fuck
>she drunkenly tells me to cum inside of her
>i can't fucking hold on any longer
>"are you on the pill?"
>"yes...please cum in me"

cont'd

i know you were pissed Sup Forumsro, but the best thing would've been to dump that ho and just know that you had the last laugh.

crushing her with the truth is beta shit

>so i can't fucking hold it anymore and i just fucking bust a giant cumshot deep into the love of my life
>i immediately think about how i want to drop her off, despite my feelings for her, so that i can wash up and go see my gf, make up a big lie as to how i was busy, and then fuck her to get 2 girls in the matter of a few hours
>but as i'm laying there, dick still inside my ex, i get fucking terrified when she drunkenly tells me, "i can feel your baby growing inside me"
>uh, you said you're on the pill
>are you really onthe pill!?
>fucking tell me!
>hello!

Yup. When my wife blows me I never think of anyone else - she's the best cocksucker I've ever had. But when we're doggy, it's the neighborhood milf, someone I saw at the mall, a cashier at the grocery store. I'm 99% positive she's thinking it's another dick inside of her, too.

>she tells me she's not really on the pill and just wanted to know what it was like to have me cum in her. and that she's ready for baby
>fuuuuuuuu
>not ready to be a dad
>take her to a drug store
>i buy a "morning after" pill for like $75
>the pharmacy guy is looking at me with total disgust and shame. i'm in full clothes, soaking wet, covered in sand
>this guy definitely knows this morning after pill is for something that just happened in the immediately past
>probably thinks i couldn't hold back my nut
>whatever

thanks guys i do my best. the variety is just so appealing sometimes

>go back to the car
>give ex the pill
>she won't take it
>yell at her
>she pretends to take it
>yell some more
>verify that she took it by inspecting her like a prison guard and checking around in her mouth
>ex is now super disappointed in me
>i start to think wtf how can i marry this nutjob
>as i'm driving her home, i'm now answering my actual gf's text messages
>ex is getting really jealous. "who are you going to marry? me? or her?"

>Wife's best friend and husband come over and eat dinner at our house.
>We'd get drunk and they'd make jokes about swinging. Didn't think they were serious.
>One night we were at the bar, everyone is getting drunk, friend takes my keys and gives her husband's to my wife.
>"Let's go back to our house user"
>Wife and I are following them home
>Wife says she's getting sick
>Stop car she throws up
>"Let's go home user I don't like this"
>Wife passes out drunk
>Friend texts me "user's wife ok"
>Start talking about how fun it would have been
>She sends me lots of pictures
>Decide to meet
>We fuck in my truck
>We fuck in a hotel
>She came to see us and pretended to run out of gas so I had to "take her gas" and fucked her on the side of the road.
>Fucked her in a park
>Finger fucked her in our house while wife was pissing.
>Still going on and it is so good
>Wife has no idea....

pic related

>i drop ex off at her house
>she's super bummed out and mad at me
>to top it off, she gave me the clap

>so all in all, i had to go see a doc, make excuses to my actual gf to not have sex for 2 weeks until i was cured, and holy fuck what a pain in the ass

i have one more great cheating story but the thread seems to be dead

I'm lurking

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Monogamy is so fucking flawed man wtf is the point of being in a relationship

alrighty. this one is more recent. about 2 years ago.

>i'm married
>my best friend is engaged.
>my other very good friend is married
>my wife and i have a huge party at our house with about 30 people getting absolutely fucking trashed
>around 2am, people start leaving, but there's also a lot of people passed out around my house
>my ultra conservative wife who gets mad even if i just look at another girl is so drunk that she just walks into our bedroom and passes out on her side of the bed

you just wrote 6 fuckings lines dude stop trying to big it up so much and just fucking type it all

>now that my wife is passed out, i decide it's time to live dangerously
>normally i wouldn't do this, but i was fucking hammered
>anyway, i start talking about how in college i could always get 2 drunk girls to kiss each other by just pushing their heads together face to face
>to prove my point, i do it to my buddy's wife and other buddy's fiance
>they begin making out, despite the fact that theyre both straight
>we all enjoy watching it and i get fucking horny
>i decide to stick my face in there and make out with both of them at the same time.
>they don't stop me
>when i pull away, i realize my friends had already left the room and didnt see what i did
>thank god or theyd have been pissed

mmhmmmm

swallow my jizz, faggot

>in a little while, me, my 2 friends, and their 2 significant others join my wife on our king sized bed
>we were arranged in a way that my buddy's wife had her head around my knees and my other buddy's fiance had her head near my stomach
>the lights were out and it was pitch black
>i start running my hand up and down the fiance's arms and stomach, eventually getting my hand down her shirt, caressing her tits
>after a bit of nipple pinching, i grab her chin, tilt her head toward me, and begin silently making out with her
>IN THE MEANTIME, the wife of my friend takes my left hand and puts it down her shirt so i can play with her huge fucking tits (not the first time she's let me do this when we get wasted)

>so i've got my left hand on my friends wife's tits, my right hand on my other friend's fiance's tits, and i'm making out with my friend's fiance
>the only thing left is for me to get somebody to play with my cock
>so i grab my friend's wife's hand and direct it to go up my short's leg hole
>she gets the cue and starts fondling my balls and stroking my cock
>i was too drunk to get 100% hard, but i managed enough wood to be respectable
>this whole time, my two friends are still talking to all 3 of us and we're all responding. the fiance and me are quietly parting our lips to not make any sloshy making out sounds. we both know what the fuck we're doing and we're good at hiding it

>>in a little while, me, my 2 friends, and their 2 significant others join my wife on our king sized bed
you mean while you are all shitfaced and ur wife was already passed out in the same bed?

yeah, this happened

My now ex cheated with one of her friends from uni. We had been together for nearly 4 years.

I can't say I was surprised, but damn it stung. I later found out that he's cheated on her numerous times, is circumcised (UK) and she caught genital warts from him. She seems thoroughly miserable according to her friends (who she has instructed to stalk my facebook etc. for some reason).

Now I feel just swell :) I will miss her dog though

>eventually my friend's wife lies about having something in her mouth, and we can hear her putting her fingers in her mouth to "get it out."
>she was really just getting saliva on her fingers so that she could put her hand back up my pants and stroke my cock with her saliva
>suddenly i'm rock hard
>next i have the terrible drunk idea that if these girls didn't mind making out with each other, maybe they wouldn't mind jerking me off together
>so i take the fiance's hand and try to put it down my shorts
>she wouldn't do it
>damn
>as compensation, i stick my right hand (which has been continuously caressing her tits) down the front of her pants to finger her pussy
>i get a single swipe of her wet pussy before she pulls my hand out
>suddenly a different friend altogether comes in and makes a huge fucking scene being a dramatic bitch, so we all push away from each other
>the end
>all in all, i basically had a 2nd base threesome with my two best friends' wives and neither of them knew i was fooling around with the other
>also, had the dramatic bitch turned the light on, 3 marriages would have immediately been ruined (the engaged couple eventually got married)

so yeah. i'm a piece of shit. but i'd do it again.

yeah. my wife was passed out on her side. i laid down on my side. the fiance laid down between us. the other 3 people laid perpendicular somewhat on top of each other near our knees and feet.

not sure why that isn't believable

quick rendition

>IN THE MEANTIME, the wife of my friend takes my left hand and puts it down her shirt so i can play with her huge fucking tits (not the first time she's let me do this when we get wasted)

dude, "QUICK" rendition. just fucking move her up and to the right

if you wanna poke holes in this, you'll only find ones you imagine yourself.

to be honest, it's supremely flattering to have people not believe any part of this story, because it just means that it's so fucking great that it's unbelievable

but i can tell you as a 33 yr old man i didn't waste my time writing all that shit to anonymously impress you dumb niggers

im just busting balls to get you to bump the thread man, it was a good story, thanks for posting

>have friends round for drinks etc one night
>wife’s friend is away but his gf wants to come anyway
>been sexting her a lot previously so volunteer to go pick her up (she is staying in spare room)
>find quiet road on way back
>make out with her, finger her, she sucks me off and swallows
>night goes well, wife gets shit faced
>passes out in bed
>I sneak in to spare room for another suck and swallow from friend’s gf
>continue sexting to this day and plan to meet for more soon

Its super common. My wife made the mistake of telling me about her crazy horny Chinese girlfriend whose hubby ignores the shit out of her and has a bad porn addiction. She came over one night and we got all drunk together and she lost control. She asked my wife if she could sit on my lap and my girl told her to go for it. She immediately went to work grinding my cock with her ass until it was on her doormat. My wife stopped her and sat down on me instead and was grabbing my cock in front of her and asking if she wants to see it. That's when I stopped the show and made everyone drank a little more; can't have my girl remembering that shit lol We drank even more to the point where I was aggressively horny. I ended up feeding my wife good (blowjob) on the couch and letting 'Rose' watch next to us. Eventually I was fingering her while holding my wife's head down deep on my cock so she couldn't see it. My wife eventually wanted to ride so she told Rose to move and she climbed on and rode me until she came. I saved mine. She passed out right afterwards on the couch so I asked Rose if she wanted to finish me. She sucked me clean and fucked me so good and she was crazy tight being 4'11 and small. No ass or tits, but barebacked her and filled her with seed on my wife's spot in our bed. She was very submissive too and loved direction and being taken hard. I never did fuck her again and she has never even come over again but wife says she asks about me all the time. She thinks she is still just fantasizing when really she got her first white cock from me and was moaning in Chinese as fucked her. No anal but she was self taught on other things...I really didn't need to ask her to suck my cock clean afterward but she did see my girl do it. I don't think cum should waste so pretty much every girl I fuck is expected to suck me clean. Some love it enough to get another round; why I married by wife. She's thicker than I like but easy enough to fuck small chicks on the side...