Gradiator

> Gradiator

> Can he defeat the lion in time to stop Livia's wedding to the Emperor?

Jurassic Dark: the definitive dino-noir. Featuring the voice talents of Vin Diesel who speaks exclusively in grunts.

> 12 Yeats a Slave
> A poetry slam turns into one man's nightmare.

Cart

Ever wonder what shopping carts do after hours? No? Fuck you, you're going to watch it get Best Animated Pixar anyway

>Iran Man

>After being held captive in an Iraqi cave, billionaire engineer Tunil Sassank creates a unique weaponized suit of armor to fight evil.

>The Uncunny X-Men
All the New Mutants are legal now but still have to get fake IDs to buy liquor

>go Gradiator
>doesn't try to combine The Graduate and Gladiator

Here's to you Mr. Plebinson.

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>Stir Wars
>Star Wars, but Sheev is the main character

>Iron Dan

lieutenant dan completes his transition to robot in order to fight crime and save alabama

> Defeat the lion
> stop wedding

That's both movies by definition

>Dead Gets Society
>Banned Bateman posters meet up and share stories, handies

Star Bars

Join Luke, Han, Chewy, and Leia in an epic bar crawl across the galaxy.

>Stab Trek: Into Darkness

A serial killer boldly goes where no (white) killer has gone before... into inner city Detroit.

Lick-Ass

Highschooler Dave goes gay and licks teenage boy ass.
Others beat up Dave for being gay and even stab him and run him over with a car.

>Nig
>Tom Hanks wakes up black

The Fast Samurai

Watch Ken Watanabe and Tom Cruise star in this epic race across 19th century Japan. From the creators of Tokyo Drift.

The Big Shart

A fast-paced executive "gambles and loses" and must make it through a busy day of wall-to-wall meetings without being sniffed out

>The Last Kink of Scotland
>now with subtitles

>Sad Max: Fury Road

Max Rockatansky finally comes to grips with his crushing depression, but dealing with your emotions in an apocalyptic wasteland full of death and fast cars is harder than it looks!

>Jews

Unsuspecting beach goers are signed up for high interest loans.

Schindler's Fist

A jew takes on the nazis with only one fist

>the scarlet letter>>>the rejection letter

nobody cares shes an adulteress; she doesnt get to go to the grad school she really wanted to. with emily blunt and and willem dafoe

The Rink
7 days after making a goal, you die

>Skort Cuts
Two high school sophomores compete to see who can go the longest without getting caught not wearing underwear

>The Shing

4 middle aged ladies deal with shingles

The Iran Giant
A documentary about Ahmadineyad's rise and fall

Wideways
Two aging bachelors go on one last chubby chase.

>pu
It stinks

Citizen Bane

>The Big Guy of publishing, Charles Foster Bane, utters the mysterious phrase "FOR YOU" before his passing, leading the world on a quest to sort through the wreckage of his fiery past.

>The Breakfast Chub
One teen's quest to make his mom dress less sexy in the morning

kek

>John Dick

>Ex-Hit man goes out of retirement to kill a bunch of criminal's pet dogs.

Denis Leary or no one
Have your people call my people

>Ferris Buller's Gay Off

>Some fagg organizes the largest gay competition ever.

> John Carpenter's The Fag

Chop Wrecked
> Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain and Guy Fieri are stranded on an island with no visible sources of protein. How long before the inevitable, and who won't make the cut?

>without being sniffed out

>Maximum Ogerload
After a fortnight away, Shrek returns to Fiona

>Office Spice

>Satirizes the everyday work life of a typical mid-to-late-1990s software company, focusing on sexual conquests of the Asian new hire, Tenshi.

The Bridge Over The River Kwii: Alec Guinness finally gets senpai to notice him.

Big Trouble in Little Chyna: the tragic story of Joanie Laurer's sexual abuse as a pre-teen.

>The Last Horse on the Left
One man's struggle to stop masturbating to brightly colored talking ponies

>Homo Alone

>Lonely NEET sits in front of his computer all day pondering the mysteries of the universe such as:
>Am I a big guy?
>Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

Auntie Meme
Patrick Dennis' memoirs of being raised by a 4channer

ive seen that one its not very good

>Soup Man
>Convinced he's finally made it into the Culinary Institute of America, Bill Wilson realizes he's joined the wrong CIA.

> Une
> a Duke is given control of a desert planet
> supposed to be the wealthiest in the imperium
> when he gets there, he finds the population is made up of one frenchman

>Revolutionary Load
A 1950s suburban couple brings their climax to new heights with the introduction of anal beads and lots of pineapple.

>S.A. Confidential

Clerks meets noir, a seedy story of a down and out overnight Super America team with dialogue which comes across as Tarantino meets Smith.

>Pulp Diction

A down on his luck author meets an illiterate busboy with an imagination and a gift for storytelling. Together they begin to create a compelling novel, but what happens when the writer begins to take all the credit?

Whor: Into Darkness
A 125 minute clip of a man fucking a black prostitute

kek

>The Dummy

As his career and finances collapse around him, a man reflects on the folly of his previous marriage.

KEK

>King Dong

Chinese banker (Dong) discovers he is infact heir to an ancient Chinese secret fortune cookie.

>The Cunning Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the world's greatest confidence trickster

>Star Sars
There's a SARS outbreak, but it's in space

>Mr. and Mr. Smith

Two fags hump each other.

Indeed he is, but what's your movie pitch?

>The Fast Crusade

Indiana Jones accidentally finds the Holy Grail within the first 15 minutes of the movie. He spends the next couple of hours bored at home since he has no adventure to go on.

The noce gays
Ryan gosling and russel crow play fashionable fag couple working on wallstreet

>Uncle Fuck

My Favorite Uncle also happens to be the best gigolo this side of town.

Batman x superman

During the Martha scene, batman and supes kiss

>The Mommy
Brendan Fraser wrestles with his Oedipus complex.

>Pacific Rum
Giant Robots have drinking competitions

top laughs

>Blake Runner
In the near future robot's named Blake are made to run races endlessly.

Debtpool
Starring brandan fraiser trying to espace his alimony

Kek

They Give

>A wealthy businessman uses a special monocle to uncover an evil socialist alien plot to make everyone rich and happy and create utopia unless he can stop them

>reservoir digs

a bela tarr like film of a single man digging a reservoir

Slam dog millionair
Story follows chinese butcher that makes fortune by cleaning streets from wild dogs

>Easterhead

This might be the unfunniest thing I've ever read.
What is wrong with you? You should seriously feel ashamed. Please just leave.

>There Will Be Brood

Daniel Day-Lewis embarks on a mighty quest to father the most children of any man in history.

Nah, it's a mockumentary about anal fisting

sounds like a Predator movie.

swapper no swapping

>captain merica
>an american on an anonymous online image board spams comments like "america has been to the moon" and "we're number one" whenever his country is criticised

nice

Snarknado

A whirlwind of sarcasm starring Matthew Perry

> A Walk Among Wombstones

> YOuve seen him from the taken series where countless times hes rescued his family from terrorists and towel heads but what happens when he cant use is guns to get back his daughter join us in watching liam neeson deal with the crippling depression of having a still born child. where he rampages across europe killing obgyns for revenge

>Perminator
A robot from the future must find Sarah Connor in order to do her hair.

>The Thang

>Sequel to the John Carpenter classic in which the creature reaches modern-day Detroit

>Nightmare on Elk Street
>Freddy returns to terrorize youth but is disemboweled by humorless ungulates

The Bark Knight

A loyal dog does what it can to protect the city it loves.

Tight Club

>the unnamed narrator struggles to get into a trendy party, but Tyler Durden shows him a darker place

would watch

>H-he's fast!
>NANI!?

Car Wars

>Young Luke enters the world of street racing and meets Han who's ricer can do the kessel freeway in less then 12 miles

>not Fast and Furious meets Indiana Jones
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