Who'll play him in the inevitable story of a man who went from rags to riches?

Who'll play him in the inevitable story of a man who went from rags to riches?

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Steph Curry just played him:

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Allen Iverson

>loan of one million dollars from his father
>more than many will see in their entire lifetime
>"rags"

baitman rises wow

you can get a business loan of that much from the bank buddy. look at the oikos guy.

Go to the bank tomorrow and ask for a million dollar loan. Then come back here and post your results.

Eight billion. Yes, that's nine zeroes. Nearly eight billion people inhabit this planet Earth and you, in your infinite "wisdom", decided to choose a small percentage of that to present as your so-called "argument."

What would happen if eight billion people all applied for a loan of one million dollars, simultaneously? That would be fun, wouldn't it?

No. Here's the truth. You have decided to choose a small pool of people, mostly from middle-to-upper-class in the United States of America, to present your rebuttal with. The majority of people on this planet will never HAVE that opportunity.

I'd tell you to kill yourself, my terminally-idiotic chatfriend, but you'd even fuck THAT up.

Kurt Russell could pull it off.

That's the joke.

Mel Gibson

Colin Firth

Get a loan out for 100,000 and turn it into 100 million

Bernie please go

>born with 200 million
>just barely manages to stay ahead of inflation after 70 years

Alec Baldwin, obvs

>Eight Billion
I think that's what Trump turned his small loan of a million dollars into.

This. He could have just been playing video games his entire life and been a brazilianaire. What a cuck

>The majority of people on this planet will never HAVE that opportunity.
The majority of people on this planet don't DESERVE that opportunity either.

Yeah why couldn't he have been a trillionaire like you?

The majority of people on Earth dont deserve the air they breathe let alone a one million dollar loan

>tfw Martin Scorsese is a probably bluepilled Berniebro and won't make a three-hour sensationalized bioflick called "Grab 'Em by the Nation" or something edgy

Enjoy dying alone and unloved, just like how you're living.

Name one millionaire/billionaire who deserves their fortune.

Actually my dick is still coated with my gf pussy juices

Great argument.

Can we see your bank statements please?

Paris Hilton is literally better at business than Donald Trump, and substantially so

>pussy juices
Actually that would be my sperm

Is she now? How are her companies doing? How many tens of thousands are working for her?

any non amerifats in here hyped for america getting nuked to ashes?

Why would they be nuked to ashes, and by whom?

I cant tell you yet my comrade. just wait and see

What the fuck did I just watch? What a waste of a minute and a half of my life. Please give it back it to me in the future when time travel becomes possible.

Fuck what a terrible ad.

Great argument.

Surely Hopkins as a slight at his "patriotism"

you can thank me later

Spielberg.

Trump is more likely to nuke everyone else

Maybe we should see Trump's tax returns first

>Paris Hilton Net Worth: $100 million
>Trump is literally a billionaire
Are liberals really this bad at math?

It will be an older DiCaprio and the movie will make him out to be terrible. It will be a good movie but it will not paint him jn the way his supporters would want.

Why? He's paying as little tax as possible just like everyone else with double digit IQ.

yes yes I'm sure america is gonna be fine

I'm happy Hillary lost and that liberals will eat shit but trump as president won't change anything or he'll ruin America, he'll end up dissapointing his followers either way. He's extremely impulsive, has no experience, and his policies are a I'm joke, he'll cause the American economy to implode in 4-8 years

She inherited $5 million dollars, she now has a personal worth of nine figures, and runs a business with 1.5b+ annual revenue. She's half his age and has done that in about 10 years.

He was gifted over 100 million by his dad, has gone bankrupt multiple times, is so bad at business that he cannot obtain business loans from anywhere but one bank on the planet (who assessed his worth at around 750m). He default on his last loan with that bank.

>hes still butthurt and has to make these retarded passive aggressive comments on an anime image board to feel better

Trump won, deal with it

I am not american friendo

he went from riches to riches dummy.

>she runs a business

No she does not. She's out "DJing" and doing other socialite activies, not running a company.

He was gifted one (1) million dollars, has never gone bankrupt and is currently worth over a billion dollars. He's running a huge company currently employing tens of thousands of people.

And yes, I know you will respond with "hurr durr bankruptcy ", filing for bankruptcy is not being bankrupt.

>He was gifted one (1) million dollars,

Look how stupid you are.

Guys trump had reservations to dorsia

Not him but thats what actually happened lol pay attention "mate" ur stoopid here

Who's the American president? oh wait ;]

if you're not american, you're not my friend you fucking gook/spic/chink/towelhead/whatever

Trump owns dorsia retard

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fucking idiot, it was hillary that wanted war with russia and intervene on their campaign against ISIS, not Trump.

prolly the goose

are you the president?

whats a towelhead?

a sandnigger

NEENER NEENER TRUMP IS PRESIDENT

HAHA YOU LOSE

>look how stupid you are for pointing out facts

Yeah really stupid.

How do you think people here will react when he turns out to be another average establishment president.

He already showed it with his acceptance speech. He's going to be an average republican.

yes I am aware of this. it is bound to happen either way tho :/

aye didnt know that term

what do I lose?

Trump received:

1) a $1,000,000 trust fund
2) $10,500,000 for a sham 'consulting' job
3) A loan of $70,000,000, guaranteed in his fathers name
4) An additional $35,000,000 line of credit extension of that loan
5) Another $7,500,000, directly from his father
6) When his casino was going broke, his father walked in, bought $3,350,000 worth of chips, and walked out, as a way of giving him an interest free loan to pay his debts (note: that's illegal and it went broke anyway)

Stick to epic maymays about your clown president, because you know fuck all about facts.

He's not hiding that he's not paying taxes, he's hiding that he has no income to be taxed in the first place.

dubs decide if I buy this or not

you forgot number 7) Leader of the free world

eat shit

This

mostly damage control with some dissent

>free world
not for long

>free world
>that's what poltards actually believe
lmao how blue pilled can you be?