>be me
>love andy sixx
>want to share that love with my friends on Sup Forums
>one day i LOG on to share some of andy's newly crafted logs of shit when i see it
>BANNED
>i cant belive it but go on with my life and keep my logs to myself
>a week goes by and i hear a knock on my door
>i open it
>it's andy sixx and he's in full makeup
>sohot.jpeg
>"hey i just got done a show here in your town and saw that your not posting my logs that i made for you anymore"
>i tell him the logless shill mods banned me and i begin to cry
>"that's it" he says "your coming with me"
>im a little shocked by this but he's my idol/god so i follow him into his BVB log army jet fighter
>land somewhere in the state's a couple of hours later
>"ok this is it" he claims pointing at a dilapidated apartment building that reeks of piss
>we walk up to apartment 23
>notice that there are piss stains over every inch of the floor and walls
and gag before taking out a peice of cloth and reaching into andy's tight leather pants proceed to
wipe is ass with it and put it over my mouth to mask the stench
>he knocks and someone come's to the door with a 'i love to drink dani filth's piss' shirt on
>"are you the little punk shill that banned my friend here?"
>a smirk crosses the shills face
>ya what you gonn..
>before he can finish his sentence andy grabs him by the throat and throws him to the floor
>holyshite.jpeg
>next he squats over him and SLIDD'S the FATTEST LOG i have ever seen in my life right down his gullet
>he stands up and says
>"you ever ban him again and ill be back and i wont stop till your COMPLETELY CLOGGED"
>he walk out and he fly's me home in his jet and here i am posting again
>now i must ask you
>would you?
Be me
M'throat
So FUCKING hot
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Steamy pasta
Your threads are so empty and ignored lately it’s funny
If you want more attention you’ll have to grow up boy
Dump
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Dump
try hard much?
Dump
Fuckin shit post xD
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This is one of the most inspiring stories I have ever read.
I think you're starting to win me over with this question. God I want to LOG so baaaaaad
Nothing wrong with that user
God thats fucking hot OP
Logged this is going on the lognet for sure
Are you the one that runs it?
You bet
Nice! Love it. Thanks for all your work
Say that again after receiving Andy's fat, creamy log of shit down your throat you faggot
stay mad, fag. it makes my dick hard !
Youbet, glad you like it. Log posters everywhere deserve the credit, i just log it on the lognet
so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
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It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
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He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
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But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...
I usually visit it every few days along with the wordpress and leddit. Hilarious shit man.
>shit
Dump
Not harder than Andy Sixx's logs going down your throat
Well, about Sixx months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 82 million from my uncle who Logged me up as a kid. It's official I am the richest motherfucker on Sup Forums now shit is settled, Logged, clogged and slidding down my fucking throat i may just make some cream dreams come true right now. First to roll trips gets $350,000 worth of Andy's shit. Just leave your Paypal. Logs are on me tonight faggots, let's do this.
Rolling
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Log
hey man thanks glad you guys like it...i was the one who made it and sent you those two emails on log that..the first one i forgot to add the story lmfao
lognet*
>shit
also i forgot to add an S to the end of walk near the end...o well.
Keep the A+ logs coming based anonanus
Up next: Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore, Happy... Oh yea and Sixx, Andy
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Lmao who did this
Lmao wh dit is
a devoted logger aka me
Should have been Sixx O'clock or Sixx minutes past Sixx. Sixx thirty is a fail.