Back of my heel right now. Don't ask how, it will make no sense

Back of my heel right now. Don't ask how, it will make no sense.

how?

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How did that happen dude?

Strangely cool

Yohoho he took a bite of gum gum

how?

Welcome jelly-man. May you bless us with lots of sweets and jiggliness.

Wtf is that OP

Eh, nothing a little superglue can't fix.

One for you (heel). Two sniffs for me (repeat until as brain dead as the rest of Sup Forums).

> this is my thread
> but don't ask me to contribute, bye

lazy attention whore

Stop bitching, pussy.

Try to explain. Please. I'm trying to understand, but you need to explain.

Oh, sorry everyone. I'm at work. It was really stupid. Got out of the shower, for some reason lifted my foot up behind me and hit the edge of a plastic bathtub. Didn't realise the damage until I was walking on a bit.

GREENTEXT

looks like you tried to have sex with it

BORING!

Dubs of truth

Your story is adequate. I will accept it.

Don’t touch it at all, see if you can get a clean bandage to cover it up, might have to see a professional for that much damage tho, if it starts getting red and hot take it to the doctor cause you have an infection my man, but the red says to me it’s granulated which is part of the healing process so you are good for the moment brother, just keep it covered.

dude ouch

Ain't that the truth

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I keked.