ITT: We poorly explain films and other Anons try to guess them, I’ll start: Space monsters try to kill space tow truck drivers in space.
ITT: We poorly explain films and other Anons try to guess them...
I'll do ya one better,
Space trucks become monsters and try to kill non space drivers on Earth.
Transformers?
Alien
>be me
>best bro gets kidnapped
>round up other bros to save him
>get to him
>Stockholm syndrome as fuck
>convince him to come back
>get new gf
> Ultimate Daddy's girl movie
Im smart, handsome, and like to find treasure and shit
Indiana Jones
Space truckers
Oldboy
Naw dude, more obvious
I'm stuck, better farm my own crap
Virgin gets gf and murders
> bunch of famous actors get together
> famous actors play as famous actors in a movie
> movie is a hit
> saucy times at car accident, victim watches
> wtf at train station, run
> gf dies during sexy time gone wrong
> chased by victim
> agree to oxidize planet
Death note movie
this is the end?
Tropic Thunder
Movie 43?
> WE WUZ KANGZ
Kang & kodos, the motion picture
More obvious
Whole plot of Naruto
indiana jones
The Martian
The Expendables
Ass Clowns 2
Ass Clowns.
Dude's best friend dies, so he kills everyone
canada needs censorship
The Producers
Pokemon: The Movie
> Dad is president
> Being his son sucks
> cheat at exam
> Aliens
running Sup Forums user
> Man's wristwatch breaks and he gets hit by a bus
The Martian is Correct
that one with will ferrel
After earth?
good job
kek
Alien is correct
It was just one space monster.
what the fuck is the name I cant remember
A lizard man from outer space engages in jungle warfare with one sweaty muscle boy.
Stranger than fiction
Aliens invade but it's okay because dude's dead wife said some shit
thank you friend
Technically it was multiple as while the facehugger wasn’t necessarily trying to kill John Hurt, it still did and contributed to the deaths of the rest of the crew.
Signs
More obvious
Nobody?
> Monk boy likes to draw
Predator
>pedophile gets killed
>comes back to life
>kills people
> Nerd realizes his life is a lie
> fist fight with computer virus
> violence ensues
> has nothing to do with data storage
The matrix
Matrix
Correct
> evil tire
Cute nekko babe turns out to be more trouble than she is worth.
> metaphorically push best friend over the edge for the sake of a 'fun' time
The Room
I guess it depends on whether you think the face hugger lays an egg, or it leaves a it of itself inside that continues growing into the next phase.
Lube up, let's get to da choppa together
>guys sacrifice a virgin to satan
>turns out she's not a virgin but an anal whore
>shit gets fucky
No
> confused aliens think star trek is real
Galaxy quest
Rubber
>A couple kiss.
Jennifer's Body
>Gill gets goil
> attack of the screensavers
Maximum Overdrive
The cabin in the woods (2012)?
Correct.
A retard almost drowns so he wears a sack on his head and kills some teenagers 20 years later
>Good guys turn out to also be the bad guys while everything in the background runs around.
You got it
Friday the 13th
God tier:
>two guys in garage build a thing
>use thing
>shit be crazy
>random guy gets paralyzed after falling and breaking his neck
>March madness
>thing drives (one of) them crazy
>death threats
>clone builds new thing in foreign country
Friday the 13th Part 2
>Albino-looking Shatner wannabe doesn't bet any candy, takes a real slice out of life.
primer
Primer
Ferris Beuller (SP?) Day Off
You got it
my dick got blown off during the war
Yes, well played
> worst beach day ever
Sheeeeit... that was quick... gg bro... you are officially God tier
Two frienemies try to recover from injuries so they can turn left repeatedly.
Child's Play
Blood Beach
Forrest Gump
Shaving Ryan's Privates?
Dune
Dude takes his autistic bro gambling.
Be charismatic retard
Nope
Forrest Gump
Jaws
Rainman