ITT: We poorly explain films and other Anons try to guess them...

ITT: We poorly explain films and other Anons try to guess them, I’ll start: Space monsters try to kill space tow truck drivers in space.

I'll do ya one better,

Space trucks become monsters and try to kill non space drivers on Earth.

Transformers?

Alien

>be me
>best bro gets kidnapped
>round up other bros to save him
>get to him
>Stockholm syndrome as fuck
>convince him to come back
>get new gf

> Ultimate Daddy's girl movie

Im smart, handsome, and like to find treasure and shit

Indiana Jones

Space truckers

Oldboy

Naw dude, more obvious

I'm stuck, better farm my own crap

Virgin gets gf and murders

> bunch of famous actors get together
> famous actors play as famous actors in a movie
> movie is a hit

> saucy times at car accident, victim watches
> wtf at train station, run
> gf dies during sexy time gone wrong
> chased by victim
> agree to oxidize planet

Death note movie

this is the end?

Tropic Thunder

Movie 43?

> WE WUZ KANGZ

Kang & kodos, the motion picture

More obvious

Whole plot of Naruto
indiana jones
The Martian
The Expendables

Ass Clowns 2

Ass Clowns.

Dude's best friend dies, so he kills everyone

canada needs censorship

The Producers

Pokemon: The Movie

> Dad is president
> Being his son sucks
> cheat at exam
> Aliens

running Sup Forums user

> Man's wristwatch breaks and he gets hit by a bus

The Martian is Correct

that one with will ferrel

After earth?

good job

kek

Alien is correct

It was just one space monster.

what the fuck is the name I cant remember

A lizard man from outer space engages in jungle warfare with one sweaty muscle boy.

Stranger than fiction

Aliens invade but it's okay because dude's dead wife said some shit

thank you friend

Technically it was multiple as while the facehugger wasn’t necessarily trying to kill John Hurt, it still did and contributed to the deaths of the rest of the crew.

Signs

More obvious

Nobody?

> Monk boy likes to draw

Predator

>pedophile gets killed
>comes back to life
>kills people

> Nerd realizes his life is a lie
> fist fight with computer virus
> violence ensues
> has nothing to do with data storage

The matrix

Matrix

Correct

> evil tire

Cute nekko babe turns out to be more trouble than she is worth.

> metaphorically push best friend over the edge for the sake of a 'fun' time

The Room

I guess it depends on whether you think the face hugger lays an egg, or it leaves a it of itself inside that continues growing into the next phase.

Lube up, let's get to da choppa together

>guys sacrifice a virgin to satan
>turns out she's not a virgin but an anal whore
>shit gets fucky

No

> confused aliens think star trek is real

Galaxy quest

Rubber

>A couple kiss.

Jennifer's Body

>Gill gets goil

> attack of the screensavers

Maximum Overdrive

The cabin in the woods (2012)?

Correct.

A retard almost drowns so he wears a sack on his head and kills some teenagers 20 years later

>Good guys turn out to also be the bad guys while everything in the background runs around.

You got it

Friday the 13th

God tier:
>two guys in garage build a thing
>use thing
>shit be crazy
>random guy gets paralyzed after falling and breaking his neck
>March madness
>thing drives (one of) them crazy
>death threats
>clone builds new thing in foreign country

Friday the 13th Part 2

>Albino-looking Shatner wannabe doesn't bet any candy, takes a real slice out of life.

primer

Primer

Ferris Beuller (SP?) Day Off

You got it

my dick got blown off during the war

Yes, well played

> worst beach day ever

Sheeeeit... that was quick... gg bro... you are officially God tier

Two frienemies try to recover from injuries so they can turn left repeatedly.

Child's Play

Blood Beach

Forrest Gump

Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Dune

Dude takes his autistic bro gambling.

Be charismatic retard

Nope

Forrest Gump

Jaws

Rainman