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I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"

>years ago work in plasma center as screener
>Be the only screener there because it's near closing time on weekday
>mostly homeless people and junkies trying to get $30.
>One day at work a 19ish year old skinny white trash chick is at my screening window.
>Her face is okay. She's got pretty big tits. Cleavage hanging out like crazy. Ass is big too.
>Overall maybe a 7
>Start screening her and chit chatting
>Ask her why she's selling her plasma like a common homeless bum or drug addict.
>She tells me her work cut back her hours and now she needs cash badly
>See on her chart she's sold her plasma like 3x already
>Keep staring at her tits while screening her
>She calls me out
>Tell her if she doesn't want me looking she shouldn't put them out for display
>She laughs
>Tell her she can earn more than $30 without getting stabbed with a needle
>She ask how
>Tell her I get off in an hour and a half, around the time she will be done her plasma donation.
>Tell her if she's interested to go out to the back lot next to my car.
>Shift finishes and I walk to my car

Cont for part 2

Cheated on my wife at probably our lowest point. She had some severe psychological issues she refused to get handled, became abusive and just generally a completely shitty person

Ex was going through a sort of similar thing. We talked about it a lot, how we didnt know how to handle it. Really, really quickly that became a physically linked relationship.

In the end, she was using me to boost her ego enough to get back on the dating scene and basically blamed me for everything.

Its been a year this week since it fell apart. I knew her for 10 years, we havn't talked in a year. I slunk back to my wife and we very, very, VERY slowly have been chiseling through our problems.

I think... i think the only reason i stayed at all, was the realization, after it all happened, that i had noone to tell it to. Absolutely, crushingly, noone. My family doesn't even remember i'm alive unless they need money. My old work "friends" stopped talking to me as soon as i went back to school.

And really, underneath it all, noone genuinely gives a shit, it feels like they're just judging you for doing something that they realistically would have done too, just have never been in the situation enough to understand. They're just waiting for their chance to talk.
The realization that came after it all, of just how alone i really feel and probably have been for so long now, it's been like this fucking pit i keep walking around the edge of and pretending i can't see.

I just want to walk in front of traffic and not have to keep thinking about it every day. I don't want to kill myself, i just want it to stop hurting. I don't want to see a doctor and get put on pills to stop "feeling" hurt and instead just kinda smile and ignore the truth like i have been for so long. I don't know what the fuck i want but god just slipping into the fucking void has never felt like such a good option

republicans did did 9/11

go on...

It's not much of a secret but I put my ex-girlfriend in the hospital.

>See her leaning against my car
>Didn't expect her to actually show up
>Talk to her more
>She ask how she can make the money I told her about
>Tell her I'll give her $100 and buy her dinner if she gets in my car and goes home with me
>She agrees and ask what she has to do
>Tell her she'll find out later
>Take her home with me and order a pizza
>Finish eating and chat
>Stare at her tits the whole time and get boner
>Pull out 5 $20s
>You ready to get paid?
>She nods
>Point down to my crotch
>She drops to her knees and pulls my pants down
>Starts blowing me
>Sit back and let her go to town.
>Sloppy blowjob, tons of spit, decent deepthroating, and some eye contact.
>Blow my load in her mouth and she swallows.
>She gets up and ask for the cash
>Tell her she's not done yet
>Make her strip down and head to the bedroom
>Lay down on bed
>Tell her to ride me
>Don't bother using a condom. I know from her chart she doesn't have hiv or hep.

Cont. For last part

I’m scared of dying alone. But everyone thinks I’m happy alone. I am happy, but i wish I had someone close.

Well user, we're waiting

my fucking wife says shes bored with our relationship, cuz she's just too pussy to get a job back or seek her old friends....
god, im so tired of her shit i just wish she could go fuck herself a couple of days alone.
i do love her lots, but her self-esteem seems down, ive try to encourage her but she keeps focusing in herself and her stupid problems...
cant keep it up with her cuz the work, but im hanging in there....
thank you, user; ima be able to sleep a little less troubled
(pic to dont die of loneliness)

>She jumps on my dick and rides me reverse cowgirl
>Watch that ass as she rides me
>Slap her ass
>Pull on her hair
>Finally shoot a load inside her
>She lays next to me for a bit talking
>Hang out for another hour or so
>Hand her the cash and drive her to her shitty apartment
>See her at plasma center again the following week
>Screen her again
>She's cool about it and it's not awkward at all.
>She ask if I wanna do it again
>Tell her sure meet me at my car again
>Meet her at my car after work and tell her I'll give her $200 if she'll stay the night and give me anal
>She agrees
>Take her home
>Bend her over the arm of my couch and fuck her up the ass raw dog
>Cum inside her
>Proceed to use her as a cum dumpster all night
>See her again at center the next week.
>She wants cash again
>Tell her I'm busy after work but I'll give her $25 and a ride if she gives me a blowjob in my car.
>Get blowjob
>Drop her off
>Don't see her at plasma center again.
>Check her chart
>No visits.
>Damn

I'm in a long distance relationship and I've been thinking about cheating on my partner recently. It's not that I don't love them but I'm a pretty needy person in a relationship, just in terms of physical aspects, which is obviously hard to keep up with long distance.

Got a hardon

do you know what happened to her? did you catch anything?

Hot story, user

Any pics user?

Didn't catch anything. I got a better job like 6 months later and quit the plasma center. She did show up at my door at like 12 am on a Friday night months after I started my new job. I let her in and we got baked.

Dropping the Sup Forumsullshit for a moment let’s have some real talk.

Brother I have been in your shoes. It’s a dark place to walk but I’ve been there and I can tell you that the fact you can identify the problem - the need to be able to find meaningful emotional support and talk to people - is a huge step towards things getting better. I won’t pretend that talking to your wife will fix things but you need a partner in life as much as it sounds like she does. Climbing out of the gulf of bland emptiness you’re feeling starts with deciding that you have to be the best you that you can be and your goal is to make the world a little less shitty for those around you. You can make new friends, but it starts with a decision every morning to be the best person you can and to uplift those around you.

It can take years. It’s worth it. For what it’s worth brother my prayers go to you and I’ll hope and pray every day that each day of yours is a step forward.

You can do it.

u fuck again?

So they checked your pussies too?

We had to spread our labia wide with our hands while the others watched. So yeah they checked our pussies.

Can i ask, did it take pills/psychological analysis to get to that point?

I feel like ... i feel like i'm just doing it for myself, like no matter how far i go i'm kinda just doing it to impress noone and especially to change nothing. If our house was a million and not 100k, if i had that new job and all the money and cars and toys that come with it, i feel like i'd still just be... me, with noone who gave more than a surface level shit about me.

I feel like, yeah, it awoke a realization in me that i needed to strive harder and work more to really be there for others as much as i wish they were there for me, but i feel like... i feel like that has kinda just made me feel used again. Its a weird line to walk.

I think what i really fucked myself up with was that i built this broad up. I built her WAY up beyond reality. When we first tried to make it work, i walked away from her first. She tried a LOT of shit to show me she was worth me coming back, and it made me feel... why dance around the word, it made me feel WANTED. Like before and after, i have never felt so needed or desired in my life.
Then, i just presumed when we were back on again, it would pick right up from there and she would keep making me feel wanted. The reality over time was that she was kind of just the same, I was fun for the sex and all the attention i gave her, and that boosted her up enough to go looking for someone who wasnt married.

I realized everything she was in my head, i wasn't in her head the same. And i guess now i just feel this DESPERATE gulf of chasm or whatever you wanna call it, to be that important to someone again.

Yeah. We kept the arrangement going for a bit. Eventually she went to college and got a nice stable job. We're friends now. I found out the cash I was giving her was keeping her from getting evicted. She has always been really nice and grateful. She comes by like twice a year and blows me no cost. It's a weird friendship.

I once felt up the 8 year old daughter of my spic neighbors.
Could give details if someone wants

Also check'em.

But yeah, my wife isnt a bad person, well, she isnt the worst person, she just needs so much investment to be a good person. She needs so much constant attention and work and care, i guess i have caretaker's syndrome or something, and i don't know what the fuck i want because, at the same time,

well, to walk away from her is the equivalent of really truly facing having absolutely noone in my life. And when people say "oh its healthy to be on your own" they dont mean alone, they mean with your friends and hobbies and shit.

I'd die slowly that alone

Once? Or is this series of wins?

fucked this fat slam pig the last two weekends in a row
she had some 'body butter' lotion on the shelf and while she was blowing me I said "get the butter and let me fuck your tits" and kind of motioned toward the shelf with the lotion
she ended up going out into the kitchen and getting the actual butter out of the fridge and scooping huge chunks of it out and slapping it down onto my torso and greasing up my cock and balls and her chest and I titty fucked her using actual butter from the fridge lol

last weekend I said I meant that lotion on the shelf 'body butter' and she was like "na fuck that, real butter is way better it makes your cock taste delicious"

lol what a fat fucking pig
I'm going to fuck her again this weekend and I've got two big tubs of lurpak from costco I'm gonna leave out in the heat so it is melted and basically throw them at her and drench her
and fuck the other one so my cock is drenched in the stuff

fuckin cops yo

No pills. I refuse.
Honestly I started running. I also got a divorce because that was the path for me. I started just finding a daily rhythm. It may sound stupid but I stopped worrying about minor things and just turned life into a bland checklist until I had established my version of normal. That gave me something to lean on. Since that time I’ve made new friends and - importantly - gone back and apologized to old ones that I needed to. I’ve lost many friends from that time but I’ve made new ones, and I eventually had enough of a solid personal foundation that when my girl came along, I was a complete enough person that I felt like I could provide meaningful support. That’s when she opened up and became a fucking pillar of my life. Now I have someone I love and trust beyond all imagining. It took about a decade. It starts with that decision.

Now she runs with me.

It was something that I did to her over about 2 weeks

Shit, son, it’s like I’m talking to myself 10 years ago.

I can’t tell you what to do, but you’d be amazed what you can accomplish if you take the time to put your life in proper order first.

They also looked at our clits. We had to spread our lips wide open, pull back our clit hoods, and hold ourselves open with our clits sticking out. I'm pretty sure that was just for humiliation.

>sitting at work as janitor at some rank medical center
>think of awesome story
>turns out story is about a solid 3/10
>got greedy with the attempt to sell multiple fucks a night
>really a 7 pump 1 boner a night chump

I'm a hardcore zoophile, receiving from dogs that initiate only, it's my biggest kink, and if I could get away with it I'd just get a cabin in the woods and a dog and maybe a human partner if I get lonely.

The issue is that while I like to watch the porn of girls and animals, I would never want to date a girl that's into it. It's not a jealousy thing, or disgust, I'm not really sure how to explain it. I would absolutely be FWB with a girl that's into it, but not actually date, if that makes sense.

So ideally, it'd be a partner that likes to watch, but doesn't like to partake. That's pretty improbable to find so I'm going to keep the zoophile part of me secret and never actually do anything, which sucks.

That seems like sexual assault to me. Sorry this happened to you and your friends

I sucked a fat cock through a glory hole. I am engaged with a beautiful woman and would considwr myself 75% straight.

However, a big hard cock makes watching porn better, right? Well, I sucked it. And I did love it. But there is no way I would ever have done it if I had seen the person on the other side. It was the cock that I wanted to suck, not suck off some random dude.

Ive been around long enough to know that you will all consider me a fag. But I am not.

Where do you find such videos? Always been turned on by the idea

Try google. I'm sure there's some socket for porn somewhere.

Groped one of my friends at her 18th party while in her room with her.

Wow... What an uninteresting story. Could you please never post ever again?

hello plebbit

I raised a rape baby with my ex GF, was hoping for a girl, boy meh.

Stuck a pacifier up his ass from 3 months old, put my cum in his mashed apple,

Head was ok, had too wait till he was 6 before anal.

Name of the guard? I'd like to burn her house in her sleep

didn't get it

Hello, boring story teller, or person who genuinely enjoys listening to women rant endlessly about pointless shit.

When I was 7 I was sexually assaulted and raped by my older brother. I don't remember much from that time except for some very vivid moments. I remember he bribed me by letting me play his finished game of Emerald (I didn't have my own Gameboy at the time so I remember really enjoying dicking around on his finished Pokemon games). I also remember pulling my mattress mostly off of my bed so it made a tent I could hide under, and my brother crawling into my tent to try to bribe me into doing sexual things even though I didn't want to. The worst thing is that I can remember some of the exact words he said to me while he was abusing me. I haven't told anyone about it in this much detail, in part because I'm afraid of how they'll respond to knowing I was a victim. I also tend to hide this because even after what my brother has done to me I don't want to see him punished. In a fucked up way I still love him like family and I don't want destroy the life he's building for himself.

There's is no percentile value in faggottry. You are either gay, straight, or bi-sexual, dumbass.

"Oh, I'm only 30% gay, meaning I might give a handjob, but not blow them. That would make me at least 75% gay." How are you this retarded?

I'm really into wrecked pussy, like, really bad. I've talked my last three fuck buddies into fisting/stretching until they were so loose I could fit both hands in with some lube.

The last one complained after we stopped hooking up that her new boyfriend called her loose, and she couldn't get off without a huge toy or a bottle or something huge.

I got so turned on I masturbated while she was spamming me with complaint texts. Now I just want to ruin every girl I hook up with for any other guy.

I want to cheat on my girlfriend with a student.

This dude is alpha as fuck.

It's not abuse 7yo is old enough, after the sex did you think how "damaged" you were or did you just go back too normal life like every one else.

Or did you cry all the time in the 3rd grade

Only adults care about sex with kids, kids enjoy it.

im fucking my brothers ex gf on the side

met guy on Instagram. He randomly came to Florida and he was staying near me so he asked me to go to the movies with him which I didn’t want to go but after begging I finally agreed. Blah blah Movies about to start and we sat far from anyone of vision. Random decide I want to give this guy my mouth virginity and I do it the end

My friends and I have all seen each other's dicks, balls, and butts.

I blocked out a lot of my earlier childhood, but I specifically remember not liking any of it, hence the reason I was hiding. But I think what's more important is the lingering feelings I have. I blocked out and refused to think about what happened through most of middle and high school, and it wasn't until I was officially an adult until I started to reflect on it and the trauma actually started to appear. The fact of the matter is I was coerced, and the fact that I wasn't enthusiastically consenting came and affected me later in life.

I'm not going to argue about kids enjoying sex. I figured out masturbation really early, and I've never regreted or felt ashamed of my consensual exploration of my body. But I was never a willing participant in what my brother did, and a lot of my feelings about the abuse are derived from that. I did not want to be used sexually by my brother, and it's the lack of consent that is what makes this abuse.

They should rape and kill all weed smokers.

Kill your brother then or raps his kids. Pussy.

Dd/lg relationships are hard to keep up long distance that way.

Pick an path and go with it. If you need physical contact, you need to make the long distance close or you need to end it.

>source: my fiancé is the same as you and came fucking close to doing the same thing.

I don't actually want to die, I just say I do to try to pick up emo chicks.

>She needs so much constant attention and work and care, i guess i have caretaker's syndrome or something

Oh hey, it's me

heck, the only secret is that this is my pc

i want to drink chardonnay with my mom, and have sex with her on the couch.

ill just stick to my cigs, i feel better all of the sudden

>lived with my fat ex and her mum and sister while I was goin to night school cos I'm poor and annoying ex poor
>her little sis takes a liking to me
>mom even saying "oooh shes got a crush on you" sometimes
>mom working nights and gets the shits at ex cause she wont make her sister shower at night
>ex gf is now workin nights also and her mom one night comes in and gets the shits and tells me to catch her and throw her in the shower and wash her hair she doesn't have time before her work
>k
>catch the sister and her into the bathroom while shes trying to run and get away
>clothes on or off you're getting in
>"clothes off" okay take them off "u take them off and I want a bath"
>okay, so I run the bath go out to the mom and say you wanna sort it from here shes in there bout to have a bath
>sorry I'm busy with dinner then I gotta go to wrok can you do it, oh ur such a sweetie user thanks
>go back in and shes gone
>fucks sake, have to go out and find her
>she goes running through the living room naked yelling "catch me!"
>fucking finally get her pick her up and pretty much suplex her into the bath
>wash her all over and wash her hair
>mom comes in, be good for user I gotta go to work love you
>get her out, dry her off, take her into the bedroom to get dressed and she just puts a shirt on with no panties
>so we go in to eat and when she's finished we go in and watch TV
>She's on the couch with her full puss out pointing it at me and taking side looks at me then when I look she pulls her shirt down and giggles
>come on time for bed
>tickle my back first
>she bends over my knees and pulls her shirt up and I tickle her back
>she rolls over tickle my front
>I tickle her front and her little nips go hard and I can feel an uncontrollable boner coming on
>okay enough
>"tickle just here"
>grabs my hands and pulls them onto her nips
>raw moans of pleasure
>HO-K time for bed
>put her to bed
>fuckwhathaveIjustdone.gif

Wasn't the only time I tweaked those nips either.

youtu.be/Tfw2suyUUNw

bumpp

Got raped by my former best friend's wife's bestfriend...
She threatened to kill herself in front of me if I didn't have sex with her (and also possibly frame me for the killing)

haha

jews

fucked my best friends wife and have a kid by her. No one knows except the 2 of us.

0/10

When I was high school I used to creep on my ex-GFs mom. Stole her panties, filmed her in the shower, and constantly fapped.

I actually still fap to her years later.

>filmed her in the shower
prove it

Had sex with my best friend's girlfriend while they were on a break. They are married now.

i secretly steal my friends money, they never find out it was me. yes im jewish so what? money is money ;)
and everyone kisses my ass anyway, who doesnt like hanging out with jews? we are rich famous and always have sheep to follow us hahaha

...

Here's a back shot. She was 49 when I took this.

I got news for you son

some friend you are. story?

I fucked 2 fat chicks before. They smell gross and they sweat so much.

how old are/were you both? story?

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

any other details?, thats actully fucked

You can't stop here. Go on.

How old was she?

Yeah, but did you kill and eat the girlfriend for failing to provide adequate 3 holed offspring? That's the real question user, seriously.

I really want to have sex with my cousin.

fag?

I stole over $11,000 from my company in untraceable gift cards. Because I'm the payroll guy, they have me tracking down the discrepancy. I've had a "fruitless search" for the last 4 months because "our useless office girl deleted a lot of receipts that would have let us track the gift card numbers and where they were used".

embezzlement is fun!

Dude it really is.. most of the gift cards are for an Best Buy and Wal Mart. My house is now electronically superior to most in my community with screens/systems/sound, and I haven't paid for groceries in 120 days with no sign of it running out soon since I live eat frugally

Do it or you will regret that you didn't later on. Cousins are the easiest lay.

you must the the only trailer in the park with a flat screen over 30"

I fear that i would molest my son if i ever get one.

*must be

why so?

I don't know, i am pretty much into incest and would love to have a threeway with my wife and a son. I just hope its a disgusting thought for me when i do get a son.

10
I was bathing her in the bath and getting handsy
then I eventually was working the game so that the mom would go to work and I'd get into the shower with her and wash her hair and tweak her soapy nips from behind and press my boner into the back of her and get off on it
what else u wanna know

"get" makes it sound like you are planning to obtain one via kidnapping or something