Why does he get considered for A-list movies?

Why does he get considered for A-list movies?
Not attractive.
Autistic.
Childlike lisp.
Poor acting skills.

Does his agent just give really goodblowjobs?

what are you talking about? jake has been irrelevant for like 6 years now, he's been doing nothing but shitty movies since then.

>Childlike lisp
What?

>Not attractive.
You take that back

fuck you, cunts, the Gyllenhair is great

>he's been doing nothing but shitty movies since then

Nightcrawler
Demolition

He probably already has the big bucks so he can star in shit where he can just express his autism.

literally the opposite of everything you said is true

>>Not attractive.
Ya no.

His agent is literally the most powerful man in Hollywood.

Am I the only one that can hear it??

Do you think Jake is a top or a bottom?

Who do you find attractive op?

get the fuck out.

>Enemy
>Nightcrawler
>bad

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>Not attractive.

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Actually, this answers my question.

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he's got an everyman look and has above average acting skills.

Kind of like the new Tom Hanks since TH is like 65 now or whatever

Because he can play the confident manly guy that goes really sensitive and that bait and switch is all the rage in cinema these days.

Is it only one poster making these daily anti-Jake threads?

You always go on about how ugly he is, which is just obviously wrong.

>not like Jake
I HOPE YOU BOIL TO DEATH YOU TWAT