User here, what should i ask my 13 y/o sister?

user here, what should i ask my 13 y/o sister?

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how does my dick taste

nothing pedo

Hug her and tell us the results

“bad, probably”

Ask her if she needs help with her homework

she didn’t want to hug me ):

“i finished it like 3 hours ago”

ask her if traps are gay

Can you introduce me to some of your friends?

“it’s not gay if you didn’t know he was a trap”

“well, um... (giggle) i like to consider you my friend”

Ask her how she would react if you would kiss her.

Ask her if she's wet right now.

since she doesn't have any pockets, where does she stash her spare change since she doesn't carry a purse?

“like on the lips? i don’t care as long as it’s not... weird”

somethin

“ew, no”

Ask her where her dildo is.

“i usually put them in my uggs (giggle)”

All niggers must hang, right?

“what the frick (user)?”

Ask her if she's ever seen a Japanese porno where eels are inserted into a woman's ass via a funnel and then a fiber optic camera is inserted into her ass so she can see the eels, but she declines and has no desire to see the shame in her ass and then bemoans her decision to quit her job at the nail salon. If no, ask her if she'd like to see that.

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“(giggling) oh my god...”

Ask her if she wants to watch porn with you

Ask her how her day was

“i barely processed what you just said, but i don’t think so.”
(upon being asked if she wants to)
“no thanks! (giggling)”

do you shave your uggs?

OP got raped by his sister

Ask if she is a proud supporter of god emperor Trump

“oh, jeez (chuckle). well, definitely not right now”

But later? Aight.

“boooring. this is the most exciting thing that has happened today”

Why haven't you taken up your duty as a member of the white race by defending your culture from the negro and Arab hordes?

“um... sure”

How is school?

“no, why would i? should i start shaving them? (giggle)”

And why aren't you a devout Catholic we may add

how big is her penis?

>assuming she’s white

What kind of porn do you like

Do you shave everywhere? Be honest.

Ask if the hyman is still intact

Ask her what her number is. I'm tryna F U C C

“7 inches, 7.2 when extra hard (wink) (hysterical giggling)”

“uhhhh... vanilla?”

Talk to her, ask her how her day was, if there's any boys she's interested in at school, hangout with her developed a meaningful relationship with her. Then fuck her in her sleep

“why do they want to know that..? i mean, i do... but WHY!?”

“um... i think so...”

What color are her panties

This is Sup Forums.

she’s 13, she wouldn’t know that

“give me a minute... uhh.... pink, i think”

Ask her if she's done it.

Didn't mean to reply but alright.

How often does she masturbate?

Ask her how many planets are there in the solar system

Will she smile for Sup Forums pic?

“why would i tell you?”
“because i’m your big brother and you should trust me”
(blank stare from her)
“no”

What's her full name, location, and social security number?

Tell her that asking the first question made her suspicious. We're onto her.

Is the earth flat?

“(rolls eyes) like... 4 times a week or something, i don’t fricking know. who keeps track of things like that?”
((i’ve caught her watching porn before, probably why she’s so open about it, lol))

“not enough”

“don’t post my face or i won’t answer any more questions, (user)”

What is this even supposed to mean?

“no, but your mom is. get doinked!”

post feet

Doinked?

“it means that there should be more. what else would it mean?”

Ask her if she wants to do it with big brother, the important question

how do i kill my self without dieing

Tell her I'm proud of her for doing it, it's cool to be open about it, rub one out for me tonight.

Don't ask her this, but in the near future tell her some stupid made up word, and tell her it's some new hip slang, and that she should use it.

What is the best method of suicide?

“yeah, my friends say “doinked” all the time. i think it’s funny”

dieing

How bald is her pussy

“eew, what the frick!? that’s just weird, dude”

What about if she’d be open to it in general? Gotta get some kinda material here man

ask her what cum tastes like

On a scale of 1 - 10, how likely is it that you are real?

“didn’t i get asked this before? VERY; i shave every day. and if they’re asking about the cat, then not at all (gestures to cat hair on shirt)”

“um. i don’t really want to think about that right now”

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could ask a question on Sup Forums

“i think they should be asking YOU that!”

Wait, wait, wait. You just caught her watching it? Nothing else. Who just watches porn like

"Oh yeah 'Fat mother of three takes nine inches up the ass,' a true cinematic masterpiece. Time to cook some popcorn, and enjoy.

Also ask her if she's seen 'Fat mother of three takes nine inches up the ass,' it's a true cinematic masterpiece.

She prefer tits ass or vagina?

What do you think of crossdressers?

does your brother suck dick on a regular basis or what

“...only with protection (finger gun) wait.. are you actually writing that? (giggling) no no no, don’t write that, delete that... that doesn’t sound like deleting... (user), i swear to god!”

$5 says op is an only child

oh shit user you're in

Ask

"Are we truly in control of our lives."

Ask her if she wants anal

“i’m not lesbian, sorry.”
“but you have to pick... don’t let Sup Forums down”
“(sigh) ass, i guess”

You got this user

Ask her how she feels about a 32nd NHL team

Would you like some pasta?

“(frown) i said i don’t wanna think about that kind of stuff right now”