User, here and I'm bored

user, here and I'm bored.

What should I ask my 14 year old sister, Sup Forumsros?

u want sum fuk?

'Er no'

Timestamp?
Don't show us her face or tits (I don't want to go to jail)

fuck off

Gotchu, user

ask her "are you part of the cuck craze?"

lol that's obviously just you in a pair of tights let's see that dick bb

NOT HER U LARPER

'What the fuck are you talking about (giggling)'

"How many dicks can you fit in your butt at the same time?"

Good god

'That is so inappropriate, oh my god. I dont know, sounds painful'

For realsies user, youre a sick pedo

And you're the retard who's supposedly asking these things to a 14 year old.

>supposedly
>implying there is any chance this is not a troll thread

hug her and post results

what do u feel about getting anal fingered by ur bro?

Touché

She literally just pushed me away

'Gross (laughing)'

What is up with Sup Forums and anal?

did she call you a baka?

how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy

Yeah she did

>mfw my own sister rejects me

what's her favorite subject at skool?

buttholes are the purest part of a woman

'Plenty, if they were small enough'

buttholes are the purest part of anyone you mong not just women

''probably math'

u ever thought of being double fucked?

Show belly button and go to bed.

'No idea what that means and I dont think I wanna know'

haha how does she feel about being a FUCKING NERD

haha

they're not, thats the point. go try

has she fucked herself with a brush handle yet?

Its the afternoon here. Time zones are a bitch

>222

'I know, I know. People say that a lot (laughing'

"YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST THE RESPLENDENT GLORY OF THE ANOOSE? A VILE WRETCH YOU ARE! MAY THE GODS SMOTE THEE WITH THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND HORNY RHINOS!"

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I don't care what timezone it is, show belly button and go to bed.

Get thread?

she loves you deep down, user

'Do I really have to answer that'

Me: ''Dont let Sup Forums down, they'll call me out for being a fag

'One, I guess'

If trips OP has to obey.

\/ Oh wait! \/

Only one way to find out

'god, no'

hurry up and stuff that pussy tbh

>no get

14 isnt pedophilia you retard

what does this mean?

It means we got a get thread! Check em!

ask her to watch Oreimo with you

FUCK

'No idea what Oreimo is'

Neither do I tbh. I swear to god if its some fucking anime

ONE OFF FUCK ME

the dubs giveth and the dubs taketh away

lol u stoopid nigga

ask her if she'll let you brush her teeth

'Yeah, why not? Tonight?'

this shit is stolen from another thread lmao what a joke

This has to be a sign.

Same OP

>ywn have a qt little sister who lets you brush her teeth

why even live tbfh

The only good idea today

at least I have dubs

Oh mystical Gods of Get, I pray to thee, lend me thy luck! Bless this thread with bountiful gets!

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It seems I've angered them...

post results

Bump this

Get

buttholes are literally the shittiest part of ANYBODY

you done goofed

i'm a doctor and I can say this is false, buttholes are pure af nigga

I done oofed.

OOF

of course it's anime, this is an anime image board you cunt

risk thread and ask her for puss puss

This is now a anime thread

i thought we are getting some pizza

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Ask her to check these dubs

You didnt get shit user, all these lies

How many guys (or girls) she's fucked or has planned on fucking