Left or right? Both tinder girls want me to fuck them today, which should I choose

Left or right? Both tinder girls want me to fuck them today, which should I choose

I would definitely go for the one on the left first.

just jack off instead

I think left.. more pics required..

pretty sure they both have AIDS

Neither. Ugh both look like theyd scream at you about wage gaps and gender inequalities until you’d want to shoot yourself in the head.

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Dude, still unsure? Read your thread from earlier, saw the screens. Should definitly go for the left one.

Ohhh I saw the start of this thread last night. How did it end up? Tits?

This is the blonde

Just fuck them both you fucking beta faggot

Just confirming morning sober people agree with night people lol

Yes lots of tits. I got all of these from them

You already posted this Faggot. Both are ugly as fuck as well

Lolol oh god I thought it couldn’t get worse...

Left for sure. Right is a fucking chipmunk, like her cheeks are already full of nuts

Yeah, definitely this chick first. Got any nudes?

left

She sent me this

you gotta be one miserable looking fuck if you're considering either tbh...

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Do it op, whatchya waiting for? Tell that bitch to start heading over right now.

new rule: when posting something like this one have to post a picture of oneself.

Both are obese as fuck. Dont fuck animals

lol she’s at work and I’m off today. Will try to see her after work before her party tonight

Right.

THICC WITH HARRY PUSY

Puss is a bit hairy... kinda like it actually

Well shit, soon as you can tap it, do it.

wouldnt get hard, so you're right they are both meatballs!

OP the worst thing you can possibly do is to fuck one of these land wahles. damn boy, get some self respect.
how fucking ugly are you if you have to settle with so ffugly bitches

>posting on Sup Forums
>girls wanting to fuck you
Pick one

Like the saying goes, fucking fat chicks are like riding scooters. They are fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you.

Hardmode: Post a photo of yourself, OP.

i say go with the one on the right. she's not as attractive but i feel like sometimes the ugly girl deserves a bone too.

definitely the blonde one

If you haven't proposed a threesome already you're a fucking pussy

Wait, is all this just so there's a pic online of someone saying you have a huge cock? that's a sign you've got a tiny cock reposter

He won't. Imagine how fucking obese he is.

this common nigger

>mfw op is a roodypoo

A human would never fuck cows so you are right

This is me

Hit the gym you fat fuck

Right is adorkable. Left looks like she's already judging you. Definetely right.

Arggg now people want right

>aww yiss
It's self-administered with no verification required. This shit's fucking autistic.

Post second from left, top row please

blonde

Which is kinkier? I'm partial to the right. Left looks off. Spread pussy pics?

left looks younger but she has dopey eyes which makes her look slightly retarded.
would probably go for right because she looks like a cougar and would probably be better in bed.

>plastic skull earrings
>cougar

never fuck a fatty

also, get some fucking self-respect

Alright but I don't know how

Full dump of left? Hot af

Which one has better tits? Left knows how to properly wear glasses that fit.