Tim the Tool Man Taylor.
Tim the Tool Man Taylor
Colton Gray
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Nathaniel Campbell
>those eyes
he's back on the cocaine again, then?
Easton Perry
>ywn get Heidi to demonstrate the Binford 6100 Dragondildo for you
why live
Jose Nguyen
>quick, hide this kilo of coke
Jack Lee
...
Austin Carter
AEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH????
John Wright
HHUUUWWEEEUUUUUGHHHH?
Jeremiah Powell
...
Josiah Collins
my best friend from high school's name was Timothy Allen Taylor, and he was born a year before the show came out
nickname/email: toolman
Dominic Adams
because he was a tool?
Owen Sullivan
because you sucked his tool?
Dominic Nguyen
do you think he ever made that noise when he smoked cocaine?
Easton Reyes
Did he ever show you his 'tools'?
Carson Peterson
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What did he mean by this?
Brody Nguyen
Where do you think the sound came from? Everyone makes thank sound after snorting a dank line
Dylan Bennett
...
Justin Jackson
getting raped in prison for being a snitch maybe
Lincoln Long
Do you think he's still a coke mule?
Blake Barnes
Penis
Noah Davis
Tim the Cocaine Man Allen
Jace Russell
The Taylor house was so comfy.
Isaac Ramirez
Home improvement had always been one of my favorite television shows, ive watched the series from start to finish 2 times not to mention all the reruns i watched on tv over the years, even just a few weeks ago for a halloween i had a mini marathon and watvhed all 8 home improvement halloween episodes, i will always live this show for giving me that warm feeling, even if tim is a coke head
Adrian Hernandez
The Santa Clause is the greatest Christmas kino ever made. Tim Allen deserves more respect.
Nolan Ramirez
dat stache tho
Ian Gomez
Tim Taylor? Yeah I know him. Back in 'nam we called him the "tool man" because he never went anywhere without his "tools". What were his tools? Shit anything and everything was a tool Taylor. I once saw him jump into a vietcong fox hole with only a screw driver and wrench. Taylor came out covered in blood and holding several scalps some which were clearly baby scalps. God dammit I can still hear those gook screams.
Jordan Torres
>Tim Allen deserves more cocaine
probably
Josiah Hill
>drug dealing snitch
>plays a conservative family man on every show
Brayden Brooks
Simon?
Nathan Cox
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David Martinez
Reminder.
>Timothy Dick is a snitch and a rat.
Tyler White
>30 years ago is now
Connor Ward
underrated
Chase Evans
>there was a Home Improvement episode titled "Too Many Cooks"
Gavin Flores
you know people can change right? like this is your chance to change from a fucking retard to a normie right here
Ian Price
Wyatt Myers
Most people have become blind to this simple fact of life. I blame recording technology. Everything gets recorded in some way or another (especially if you're famous) and preserved for many years and people think that nullifies the FACT that people change. If someone discovered a video of Tim Allen calling someone a faggot 25 years ago everyone would hold it against him like it still matters and say he's a piece of shit.
Parker Davis
>it's real
Evan Miller
kek
Christopher Hughes
Have you ever read the forum on his website where he replies to people about various topics?
Don't do it.
Gavin Howard
I don't think so Jim
Camden Cook
I read his book about him going to prison while I was in jail.
Irony?