...ready for AOTY?

...ready for AOTY?

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kek

Well the singles were shit so

well leak it you little bitch

Yeah I haven't heard anything as bad as LWYMMD on the radio in a while now

Prepared for 4/10 at best

The album is coming out in 2 days anyways who cares by now. I'll just by it when it comes out.

>le alien grown up lady with "haters"

Are you mentally ill or recovering from a long-term brain injury?

what is she trying to prove with that cover?

Not really. I'm expecting it to be bad. Hopefully with a flop that leads to Taylor gaining lots of weight.

she looks so good when she's fat

youtube.com/watch?v=V54CEElTF_U

The album's already on its' 4th single, and so far it's the only good single

2 singles. The last two are promo singles.

I-I am ready

they're still 4 tracks off the final album, dummy

...

Everyone releases promo singles to create hype, dummy. They're not the same thing as official singles.

they're official fucking songs and emblematic of the fucking album you fucking autist

>fucking

and yet a quick google search could've prevented this poor and ignorant reply

yeah i'm ready to get late registration to chart higher than her shit

I'm getting ready

Thats not the 4th single. ''Gorgeous'' and this song are meant to be like a bonus sneak peek into the album. She does this with every album cycle.

The target magazines she did look genius. Just saw a leak of one. It’s a fake tabloid. I’m not sure of the quality of the interview she gives there though. It could be all softballs

How do we resurrect the old Taylor?

Have this album flop critically (it can’t mathematicallt flop commercially).....anyhow, if it flops critically, especially if she gets shut out of being nominated, she will simplify and go country or alt country or rock

am ready and waitin'

?????????

>Light trap beats
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP, PLEASE

Whatever happened to t swift-bro?
The guy who was going to become an author

nobody even fucking reads newspapers anymore

The year is almost over.
Who is releasing it, and when is it coming out?

it's just a thing for super fans you retard

super fans read newspapers? i dont get it

they want to collect her

...

Clever girl.

what is he referencing?

what?

this is 90s as fuck

if Sup Forums can't get the leak, nobody can

her lawyers are lurking here. you're a fool if you leak anything

Yep

one of the worst albums released this year

lol

...

you're younger than 19

>anime gif response

kill yourself

how has this not leaked yet?

twitter.com/hasitleaked

taylor swift invites me to her Reputation Secret Session listening party. i know that this means taylor’s read my blog, and she must know i’m not super happy with this album cycle. so i’m on my best behaviour, trying hard to be nice and not kill the joy of the fourteen-year-olds around me. we all sit down on her living room floor and chat for a while. it’s nice. taylor swift is nice. i’m starting to feel more relaxed, but i’m definitely still trying to keep the peace though. i tell her that fearless was a formative album for me and she thanks me and says it was so sweet of me to say that. taylor swift announces that she made snickerdoodles and she has to go pop them out of the oven. the fourteen-year-olds cheer, and as taylor walks away, they begin to talk amongst themselves. i happen to look up. the kitchen door is slightly ajar and taylor swift is staring at me through the thin crack, her eyes twin coals of searing, black hatred. i gasp a little. the fourteen-year-olds ask me what’s wrong. i say that nothing is wrong.

taylor swift comes toward us with a tray of piping hot snickerdoodles and invites us all to take one. i decline and tell her i just ate. she insists that i take one. i tell her that i’m sorry but i’m really full and they smell delicious. she forcibly places a snickerdoodle in my hand. she tells me to eat it. there is no way i am going to eat this snickerdoodle because i am genuinely afraid that taylor swift will kill me. i am seriously afraid that taylor swift has put poison in this snickerdoodle and is trying to kill me. one of the fourteen-year-olds asks if the cookies are gluten-free. taylor swift’s mother andrea swift calls out from the kitchen to say that the cookies do, in fact, contain gluten. i loudly announce that i have celiac disease and then i toss the cookie into a nearby artisanal woven wastebasket while loudly announcing that nobody wants a cookie that has my germs all over it. taylor smiles at me. she says nothing. the fourteen-year-olds demand to finally hear Reputation and she presses play and the living room’s surround sound system begins to play the album. i am sweating. the fourteen-year-olds are having fun. we get to the part where she says “island breeze” in a caribbean accent. i visibly wince. taylor swift affects a friendly voice and asks me if i like the song. i tell her that i do. i announce that i have to go to the washroom. my thought is that i can walk down the main hallway and escape through the front door. taylor stands up and says she’ll walk me to the washroom. i say that it’s fine actually and i can hold my pee. taylor swift says that’s silly. she tugs at my arm until i stand up and then she very lightly holds my arm and guides me down the hallway, out of the view of the fourteen-year-olds. i am very scared.

we reach the bathroom. taylor swift releases her hold on my arm. she looks very intently at my t-shirt. it’s an animal collective 2017 tour t-shirt. i got it when i went to an animal collective concert back in may. “i see you like animal collective,” she says. “please don’t kill me, taylor swift,” i reply. “there was VX nerve agent in that snickerdoodle,” taylor swift says. “oh my god,” i say, and i say, “taylor, please, i know i said the singles were bad, but that was only because i believe so much in your potential.” taylor swift levels her eyes at me. kubrick stare. “you’re seriously going to stand there,” she says, “wearing a t-shirt plastered with the cover art for painting with, and you’re going to tell me that my album is bad.” i am crying now. “floridada is a really fun song,” i whisper, through phlegm and tears. taylor swift’s eyes roll back into her head and an ancient voice echoes forth from her throat, intoning in latin: “Vos ipsi deceperunt me, quia novissima hora est.” somehow i die just from that.

kek, thanks for the new pasta

desu i stole it from tumblr but it's good stuff

>i am crying now. “floridada is a really fun song,” i whisper

this bit was good

twitter.com/hasitleaked/status/928100089553440768

that doesn't mean shit
the person running that account is just reveling in the outrage of rabid fans
even the site still says no leaks have been reported

>DMCAing tracklists

what

It most defiitely will get nominated. These things don't go by talent, they go by market performance and overall favorability. The album is a gauranteed hit, and stacies will eat this shit up.

looks fucking stupid

Calling it, everyone will shit on it but Fantano will give it 7/10

The sad part about Reputation so far is that it's not delivering what would have made it a good album; a fun album to experience.

"Look What You Made Me Do" is ridiculous and not really very good, but it's at least a new-ish sound for Taylor. That combined with the cover art and everything led us to believe she was going to have a weird, hip-hoppy kind of album. This album was going to be her ditching everything from before... the dark horse in her discography; the 'street' album that the 'suburbs' others look down on. I mean just look at the cover art in a row with all the previous ones....


But no.
"...Ready for It?" *could* be seen as in this different vein as well, I guess, but now "Gorgeous" and "Call It What You Want"??
Holy shit, talk about just making this album '1989: Redux (Disappointing Rehash Edition)'.

Those two tracks are by-the-fucking-books Taylor Swift pop tunes. They lack the gleam or charmingly-smart melodic hooks of 1989. I was excited for this album with the first two songs, to be honest. I was excited to hear "a Taylor Swift album like *this*, damn that's weird but interesting". Now I'm expecting to be bored

Everyone who is a "fan" will pretend to like it and the emperor will continue to not have any clothes. Anyone who will call it what it is (ie, shit) will be harrassed and attacked by Swift's "fans".

nothing that Taylor makes can be bad

>the amount of delusion and fangirl-ism in this post

This is true

If not bait, this is very harmful thinking

>taking that post as unironic

This is exactly the way people talk about Beyonce, as well. It's infuriating. Lemonade was decent, her album before that was decent. Neither were great. Neither were as amazing as *everyone* (has to!) say they are. + Beyonce has the whole 'black excellence' ideal keeping her uncriticizeable.

You never know with the Swautists on this site...

Who wore it better lads?

I liked it! >:(

but if you died how are you posting?

the old Taylor was brutally murdered and the corpse was raped by new Taylor and Karlie

Look What You Made Me Do is just bad. It certainly stands out on the radio and makes a distinct impression, but it sounds half-baked and weak. Jarring synthetic sounds don't create any aural interest at all.

Gorgeous just sucks.

Ready for It is alright. Sounds like an appropriate top 40 pop song at least. Catchy chorus, shit verses, but it sounds alright. Production is all fucked up, though. Ending sounds rushed, all transitions fail to flow.

Call It What You Want is utterly boring.

Album will be shit.

I CARE ABOUT ONLY ONE THING

Of course she does.
Soon... She just needs to keep going.

The track list gives me hope.

>"...Ready for It?" *could* be seen as in this different vein as well, I guess, but now "Gorgeous" and "Call It What You Want"??
Ready for It shits me. It's got a good chorus but the verses and bridge are terrible. And then the song just cuts out. Some fucked arrangements on the album

if you have hearing damage from all the harsh-noise listening yeah

i want to suck her left hand

youre not funny

Well, the year is almost over, so it better be released fast.

Who's releasing it, BTW?

you are definitely a middle schooler

Don't be ridiculous, obviously it's going to be the best pop album since 1989 and probably reach 10m+ sales but someone like Taytay doesn't have the life experience to make an album of the year.

The way she prevented leaks so far is pretty amazing though. When was the last time when a huge release was unleaked 2 days before official release?

This is what happens when you stop having Max Martin write your music

absolute garbage

This album would be his Impossible Princess if she gets lucky

I somewhat agree. LWYMMD and Ready For It stood out from her usual music and it'd be a fun direction. More edgy, rapping Taylor embracing her darker side would be something amazing.The two other tracks sound like her usual stuff and the tracklist seems full of more of the same.

I'd rather blow myself up.

Assume sature for everything until proven otherwise.

retard

edgy 17 year old

If it didn't. It would be a career low. Popstars going "experimental" is nothing new.

Maybe he’s just a Muslim?

How is it still not leaked?

Has it leaked?

Just so you know, if this album (hopefully) bombs hard, she will have to drop nudes to be relevant again. Jussayin'

it's definitely not going to flop

Can confirm
Muslim here, rather blow myself up

You realize that it outsold most stuff from the year before being released, right? It's going to be a shock if it sells under 1 million in its first week.

Some predict Target will hit 600,000 units in the first week for Reputation, while iTunes will reach 500,000 units. Others say they hear Walmart will sell 250,000 units, though some are skeptical and expect Walmart, Amazon and Best Buy and other physical retailers may do about 300,000 units combined.

while LWYMMD is much, much better than majority of todays pop, it is still not very good