Cut a good chunk of my index finger. What do I do?!
Cut a good chunk of my index finger. What do I do?!
i did that when i was fitting a carpet, it grew back eventually.
Nothing
Clean it with salted alcohol.
dunno retard, why not ask a homeless man to put it in his mouth?
you could urinate in a toilet then steep your finger in it?
go to your nearest elevator and rub your finger all over the buttons?
how did you manage that?
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I hope you get a massive infection, just because you asked over something so trivial.
Bandaid and Neosporin.
Stop to take a photo while it bleeds everywhere.
See doctor you dope
Insert penis.
Lillipop and a band aid fag
Clean it, super glue it, bandage it.
Enjoy the new shape of your index.
call 911 you fucking ape and put rubbing alchohol on it
Fry on a pan
Go to the fucking ER before it’s too late
True story - use super glue to seal the wound; NOT to reattach anything.
find the chunk and super glue it back on..it'll heal just fine. stop being a pussy.
Put pressure on it, clean with water, wrap it up if possible, go to the hospital or call 911 if you can't.
Cauterise that with salt
Go to the hospital
Get charged $602k (plus tip) for some stitches and bandage.
Problem solved
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cumb on it. the proteins will help it heal in notime
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actually its fairly cheap my father got his finger tip cut off 1-2 times because he was a construction worker his insurance covered most of it and he had to pay barely anything
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ALL OF THESE ARE NO.
cut other fingers for symmetry.
get a knife and cut out the wound
If you're American, die from infection or die from financial ruin..
If you live in a real developed country, just go get it fixed for free, np.
insert vinger in pooper
these are both yes.
can't stitch that type of wound, i just duct taped a cloth on it when it happened to me, stopped bleeding eventually then i washed my hands. Grew back within a month.
stick in pooper, timestamp
yknow, since youve taken the time to bleed out for attention, why not just go ahead and timestamp this bitch, you bitch.
go to the doctor you fucking cuck
Nub it up! Cut it off
Top kek
burn it with a lighter to stop the bleeding
dip it in bleach and reatatch the misstng bit
you're a flaming moron. super glue works just fine. for fuck sake, they use it in hospital world wide!
>be american
>cut finger on accident
>Lose home, all savings, quality of life falls drastically.
heh atleast i got stitches
Fuck i came to say this.
Insert in butthole OP
I see. You've come to the internet for a fight.
They use a medically sterile glue that is similar but not "super glue" for legitimate reattachments.
Super glue is safe for closing cuts or sealing bleeders, but when in between it is not a recommended home practice for store bought shit.
pour alcohol on it to disinfect, wrap it tightly in duct tape then continue doing what you were up to. unwrap it in about a week, you should be fine