H-hi!

h-hi!
I umm..
I wanted to ask you something.
mister?
do you want to bake cookies with me? ^.^
It would be fun! Cookies are delicious and fun to make!
They're very sweet, just like boys!
I like boys! OwO
...umm, I don't think I should have said that
(don'tthinkaboutboysdon'tthinkaboutboysdon'tthinkaboutboys)
anyways, what do u think, mister?

No

aww.. ok, mister. Maybe someone else will want to play with me!

I think op needs to stop being such a faggot.

No

What have you in mind, sporto?

what do u mean, mister?
I'm not a faggot.. m-mommy and daddy would be mad if I was!

What is going on here sir?

Not much ado, officer. The lad here wishes for a game of his choosing.

Hi mister, let's bake cookies!

Of what kind? Sour cream, chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, butter rum, molasses?

Rum with a minor sir you are going to be coming with me

Chocolate chip!

Chocolate chip it is. Be a good lad and fine me some measuring cups while I get our ingredients.

I found them, mister!

>Posts on 8ch
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>Hurr durr i'll go to Sup Forums and larp with normies

Good! *ruffles hair* We can begin.

That felt really good, mister!
(dontthinkaboutboysdontthinkabouboys)
So you have all the ingredients?
Let's bake those cookies!

i want some cookies too :3

cool! They're going into the oven now!
(ignore that they're peanut butten in the picture. they're chocolate chip! ^.^)

(the picture was too big anyway. fuck it)

just stop dude, if you wanna be gay go on craigslist m4m and get shit on or just grill yourself

Suk my dik boi

l-lewd!
I umm...
your dick does look nice though...
*blushes*

Now to get the milk for the cookies.....

Oh, look, spot want to play with you little boy, he sure
Is
Friendly!

...

After fun time, you may need to wear one of these for a while, til everything gets comfy again

Night night!

you're all getting so lewd!
i-i think I like it.
dont tell mommy ok?