Who had the best card?

Who had the best card?

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all of them misspelled acquisitions on their cards

My dubs

Paul Allen.

>the subtle offwhite coloring
>the tasteful thickness
>it even has a watermark

no contest

pathetic

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten

the textured paper is low tier

Oh my God

Bateman.

Best font and best paper. Although he needs to vertically centre the whole thing.

Bateman. Textures are tacky and Copperplate Gothic is lol tier.

does bateman have raised lettering or lowered lettering?

Allen's is actually the best.

Bateman's is pure shit.

Debossed/lowered.

> Allen
Allen's font is baroque nonsense, and white paper is too harsh.

Allen > Batemen > Van Patten > Bryce

Timothy Bryce's is the only one that doesn't look dated

>Bateman's card
>Pierce &Pierce

Except textured paper is laughable in any year past 1990.

>implying Copperplate > Georgia

Nah son.

Good start

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Allen, hands down

Although it always bugs me how they mix upper and lower case letters on different parts of the card

Especially in their first names where they've all kept it all caps but lowered the size of the font for letters save the first one

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Isn't Bateman's some kind of Garamond?

Surnames are more important than forenames.

Allen's is trash. Copperplate is 1990s website tier.

Garamond is similar but all of them are Windows default fonts, and Garamond is not one of them.

Bryce>Bateman>Van Patten>Allen

> implying these were designed in Windows

Jesus. That is really super. How'd a bunch of nitwits like you get so tasteful?

But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Now that I look at it again it does look a lot like Garamond, it has serifs where Georgia doesn't, and it's a bit narrower.

Allen = Bateman > Van Patten > Bryce

patten and bryce both tried too hard and ended up with shit cards
so it's between bateman and allen
i must hand it to allen it's just so tasteful
sure, bateman does have a better font than allen, however, the slightly misscoloured white truly makes the card, not to mention the additional thickness, there's no contest

I get that, but I would have preferred it if they just kept the surname all caps and used the lower case for all but the first letter of their first names

Like Van Patten and Bryce did with "Mergers and 'Aquisitions'"

Using upper case letters in a smaller font in the same word hurts my eyes

Allens is by far the worse

Sheev

Let's see Cosmo Kramer's card.

>Paul Allen
>periods between the numbers
dropped

also Bryce

It looks like a subnet mask.

holy shit wtf I don't remember that

I've called this number at least 3 times, the only time someone ever picked up they sounded really scared.

Weird, when I called I got Moviephone

Ehh, Allen's lettering is too faded, makes it look old and half-assed. Bateman's type is obviously trying too hard, and Van Patten and Bryce have that dumb paper-type that makes them kind of off-putting. If I had to choose, I'd go with
Allen, duh

How can you call it? He's covering the other numbers!

Check it

>gold letters

It's actually Bryce.

Best Font
>Timothy Bryce

Best Paper
>Paul Allen

Best Overall
>Paul Allen

Would've been Bryce if it wasn't for his choice of paper.
Allen > Bryce > Van Patten > Bateman >>> Carruthers

unfortunate

>Allen gave Bryce his card and told him to call him
>All the cards have the same number

It even has a watermark.

cheap rip off of allen's card

central office line

call switchboard > get operator > ask for "paul allen" > transferred to paul allens secretary > state your business > on hold > secretary tells paul youre on the phone > paul takes the call or says he's out > bingo

They're all the same, that's the point.

Any perceived difference is inconsequential.

desu i like bryces card the best. dont even mind textured paper.

Gold letters is just too tryhard.
Paul Allen still has the best one.

I agree. To me, the texture is what really makes it

honestly, paul allen

>Allen
>here's my fucking ip address, feel free to ping me anytime

>Paul Allen's got a fking IP for phone number
>Other two have shitty textures

Bateman's is clearly the best.

>nicest font
Bateman
>nicest colour
Allen
>nicest texture
Bryce

>all these cards have fax numbers on them

I've literally never faxed anyone in my life. Born in 1992. Have you guys?

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Better than the original desu

Paul Allen for sure.
I modeled the label for my homebrew sparkling wine after his card.

>IP Address
>Three intervaled values
>One of them is four fucking characters long.

Nigger are you retarded?

Timothy has the best focus.

maybe you should have done something with your life instead of starting kstew threads