Kino

Kino

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only making this post to give some a good segue into the traditional pasta

more like keko

>Twilight
>kino

I'd know that blue filter crap anywhere

the base ball(or football i don't remember what they were playing) scene is pure kino

love that pasta

they were playing idiot ball

Baseball, that one shorthaired girl in baseball kit was hot

...not that you really need a good segue to disparage one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

KINO BAYBEE

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'member when vampires were dark and cool?

like this?
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No, OLLA vampires are literally hipster faggots.

That's more Cassidy than the Preacher Cassidy

Gilgun was about the only good one out of the main trio

that movie basically ruined it for vampires. nothing else was going to try to challenge the limits of how fucked up the mentality of creatures like that would be from centuries of paranoia, psychosis, gluttony, and the feeling of being alone and in hiding, never seeing the sun, or being part of a family outside of a small cult or incestuous little den of psychopaths like in the movie.

I dont want to see sympathetic vampires at all. I want them evil as fuck, or at least selfish fucking assholes like something out of oWOD.

>people paid to watch this and enjoyed it

Slide.

When the hell was this? I saw all 4 movies but have 0 memory of this scene, despite it being so retarded I should remember.

At least it's got Supermassive Black Hole playing.

>he doesn't get out how the plot was a vehicle for the visuals and the innocence and brilliance of youthful perception
shiggy diggy

It's the first

ehehe