IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

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GETTING FROM THERE TO HERRRE

SOMETIMES THE WORLD LOOKS PERFECT

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Mirror intro in Season 4 was better

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Based space empire with best woman's uniform in the galaxy.

>The Captain says that it's time to upgrade the weapons systems
>It's about goddamn time that faggot read those 12,000 memos I sent him
>Begin strutting down to the armory, the deck plates pulsing with every stride I take
>Assemble the tactical and engineering officers to designate tasks and delegate duties
>See that fucking faggot Trip trying to muscle in on my patch
>He only got the Chief Engineer's job because of the affirmative action initiative in the confederate states
>The work begins as I start to pour my bloody, sweat and tears into these instruments of obliteration
>Become so excited that I am walking around with a constant erection
>Finally, the day arrives
>Captain says that the honor is mine
>You're goddamn right it is - this time was foretold of in the writings of Surak back when those pointy-eared twats were still nuking each other
>Kahless himself predicted this monumental occasion would be ever greater than his own resurrection
>My hand hovers over the firing mechanism as I drink in the anticipation
>Fire the Phase Cannons
>The ripples begin to radiate outwards until the entire ship shakes with power
>Nearby pockets of subspace begin to implode from the power of the blast
>The explosion can be heard from the Delta Quadrant
>The Borg make a note not to fuck with the Alpha Quadrant for another 150 years
>Feel my mighty majestic penis begin to swell with the satisfaction
>Every female crew member below C deck instantly becomes pregnant from the power of my mighty majestic seed
>Hear Captain Faggatron through the comm system
>"I thought I just asked for a little off the top!"
>It was a little off the top
>A little off the top of the universe
>And the universe should be glad I stopped there

>Send a message back home to the family
>The Royal Nay is for pussies

10/10

>He only got the Chief Engineer's job because of the affirmative action initiative in th confederate states

Why did this show pilfer the plots from so many other series of Star Trek?

worst opening of all star treks, by far.

>>It was a little off the top
>>A little off the top of the universe

If you listen to the commentary for those episodes, you just know that everybody had a blast working on them because they got to completely cut loose and throw the rulebook out the window

There was so much cool shit in the mirror universe
>Agony booth
>Phlox's house of horrors
>Computer with a voice
>Reed as a MACO
>Tucker as a grisly old bastard
>Scantily-clad Hoshi

Top-tier Trek, despite what tourists claim

Even in Season 1, Jeffrey Combs was fucking based as Shran
He was great as Weyoun as well

>We're searching for mineral called archerit
I lost my sides on that moment.

Best Shran moment?
>I need a good night's sleep

What did they plan for cancelled season? I heard that it would be awesome, but can't find particular info.

Apparently they were going to explain the origin of the Borg
But after the disaster of Regeneration, I really don't see how that could have ended well

That being said Season 4 was when Manny Coto took over and his stories were much better that Rick Fucking Berman's so maybe he could have pulled it off. I dunno.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME

BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR

AND I WILL SEE MY DREAM COME ALIVE AT LAST

I WILL TOUCH THE SKY

BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE ACADEMY

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Dafuq?

AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE

Reminder that this was the second best Star Trek theme of all time after the DS9 opening.

NO THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN

The coalition war against the Romulans was going to be season 5. Shran was going to become a crew member full time. T'pol's family backstory her dad was secretly a romulan agent, so shes half rommie, half vulcan, which explains why she has so many issues with her emotions.

Essentially the Romulans open up several beachheads in allied space but mostly focusing on areas where earth assets, colonies are using those drone ships, entire fleets of small bombers, the kind are hard to detect, and begin burning worlds.

>that mirror universe edition

Honestly the best thing Enterprise ever did

CUZ I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART

Fuck that would have been amazing.

Objectively wrong.

We know.

Would have been a nice get-out-of-jail-free card for her crappy acting

>Yep, that there's mighty impressive, loo-tennant
>Just one question
>I may just be a good-ol' boy from Florida
>But remind me again
>Which one of us fucked T'Pol?

>tfw to intelligent to like Star Trek

10/10

>that conversation about t'pols ass when they're stuck in the drone

I think she did fine with what she was given, they clearly wanted to show the vulcans going through changes and she was the medium for that.

I mean no offense but the guy that plays Tuvok pretty much always acts the same way even when he isn't a vulcan, like in Live Free or Die Harder, same kind of shit..he just always kind of staid

so if we're going to throw stones at vulcans, I got plenty of bones to pick.

Actually, that was when they got shitfaced in the shuttlepod
In the Drone, Trip said that he didn't mind if Malcolm made a move

I was thinking of his comment about her nice backside, its there user. 'bum'

Yeah, the lovely bum chat was when they were both pissed in the shuttlepod and freezing their asses off

Do you think KLINGON'D would be a popular genre in the Star Trek universe? The BKC.

Do you think there's a 24th century version of Sup Forums where humans complain about interstellar multiculturalists trying to shave inter-species relationships down their throats.

Fuck off, this into was GOAT

IM GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME

>trying to shave inter-species relationships
I know it's the 24th century but how the fuck do you shave relationships

I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE

every time i see the intro it reminds me of 9/11.

I CAN DO ANYTHAAAANG

oh I see what you mean now, the comment is in past tense referencing a previous conversation, I totally missed that the first time.

my bad.

Denobulans confirmed for cuck species

>that alternative world episode where a good portion of the ships descendants were part denobulan
>cuck

They got around, user

i lol'd irl at the scene where their own ship gets blown up by the tholians, killing most of the crew, and reed is watching with this sadistic smirk spreading across his face as his friends and coworkers die. so hammy, so pointlessly evil. it was great

They took over Risa and Worf joined up because he realized Jadzia is a super slut

make risa great again.

>smacks pan fried catfish
HEY CAP, LEM'YASKYOO SUMTHIN

It was pretty great seeing him surrounded by all the xenophobes in demon/terra prime. Seeing how much he changed in four years. I mean aliens killed his sister and had more reason to hate aliens than anyone. Most of those people didn't serve and have same kind of loss.

Would have liked to have seen more of T'Pol's back story. If you know what I mean.

Glorious

100/10