> it's your birthday > this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you > finally it's the end of the day > she says "for your last gift... come with me" > she takes you to her bedroom. No one else is at home > suddenly she jumps on the bed and looks at you like this > "I know you've wanted to do this to me for for a while... so I'll let you. Happy birthday"
What do you do, Sup Forums?
Josiah Ross
No
Benjamin Myers
Look around for chris haaaaannnnssssoooon
Lincoln Thompson
strip, tuck my dick and dance provocatively while "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus plays in the background
Isaac Butler
play monopoly
Grayson Torres
> it's your birthday > this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you What why? Where are the adults I live with?
Brandon Scott
...
Caleb Lewis
Kek
Obviously with skin lotion in close proximity
Landon Wright
I'd do a 360 And walk away
Jacob Cox
No ones home, she seems willing.
Time for anal.
Michael Long
>...so I'll let you
It's no fun when they're not squirming and screaming.
Christian Diaz
Probably wonder what sort of life decisions led me to thnk hanging out with a modern 13 year old was a good idea. Specially one who is such a massive slut.
Kevin Peterson
Tell her she's 4 years too old
Dominic Rodriguez
mind blown
James Rogers
so you'll go no where and just end up walking into her
Dominic Reed
Noped the fuck out of that situation long before it ever got to that point.
Ayden Collins
this
Nathaniel Brooks
I knew it, all along they said I was crazy but this proves it, Slash her throat, run out the door before the other agents can stop me, head south start a new life under a new name in sunny mexico Kill people only occasionally for sport/stress relief, slaughter is bad for the soul
Evan Nguyen
Newfag
Jace Gray
I find it highly unlikely that a 13-year-old girl has the means to spoil me on my birthday. As for sex, I like older women.
Samuel Martinez
what a weird situation to be in
Brody Cook
you do not know the way
Wyatt Wilson
I’ll tell the dumb bitch to get your dirty fucking shoes off my bed.
Brandon Butler
same girl?
Elijah Robinson
Question my bizarre life choices that led me to be spending my birthday with a 13 year old girl.
Ayden Moore
walk out, close the door on her and go sleep in my own room, finally some peace and quiet after spending my birthday putting up with the most annoying demographic in existence
Gabriel Rogers
...
Julian Edwards
go to jail
Carter Lopez
Poor weed into her snatch, water into her ass, grab the lighter and rip anal bongs.
Chase Miller
Put her sitting in front of me and spend 30 minutes just slowly brushing her hair out.
Eli Wilson
Actually, my sister's 13 and she's pretty fucking funny. Although now I've said that she's probably pulling some ridiculous shit in my absence.
Jose Roberts
Call her parents and tell them that her behaviour is unappropriate. That she should wait fir marriage
Christopher Morgan
>smile to her >like the most delicate and warm smile I can bring >show her the little box I ve been carrying with me since I know her >I ve been waiting so long for this >ohgoditsmychance.psd >extract around 1meter long of wire from the mallet >approach her >her eyes widen >take the needle in the little box >proceed to repair her fucking degenerate jeans Now gtfo trashy bitch
Jack Howard
M O D S MODS MODS SDOM! PEDOCUCK UP IN HERE
Connor Bailey
tickle the shit out of her
Justin Cruz
with my penis
Connor Richardson
Fuck her brains out.
Then wake up from the dream.
Ayden Parker
>bitch slap
NOW GTFO
Joseph Williams
pedos confirmed
Blake James
Fucking read my mind. Top. Kek.
Lucas Rivera
She'll suddenly turn, 13 is the kickoff age for most but plenty are early/late, they all suddenly turn when the bitch demon arrives and they have to relearn how to act like humans again, and only let it out on the schedule as agreed in the great truce
Isaac Edwards
Pedo is children under puberty. Can we steralise anyone that doesn't meet the intelligence quotient yet? Probably around 120, willing to put this figure under review if case evidence presented.
Adrian Garcia
Replace last line with:
> "What are we gonna do on the bed?" *pomf*
Owen Baker
We may or may not have had anal
Wyatt Cooper
BURN THE SODOMITE
James Morales
>gulp gulp gulp gulp >*cough* I chugged too much >thanks user. That was some good orange juice
Tyler Ortiz
Id lick and suck every inch of her and have her drink my piss and have her piss and drink it, then have her poop and eat it all like a good little girl.
Joseph Nelson
fuck her brains out what the hell others When I was 13 I wanted to fuck everyone so she does too probably
James Richardson
punch her face and tell her shes worthless
Joseph Ross
What is it with people with shoes on the bed these days? I was always brought up to believe this was practically a hanging offence. Along with dropping litter. Now every fucker seems to jump on the bed with shoes on. Filthy, filthy swines.
Jaxson Cook
kek
Evan Morales
Young pussy is best pussy
Thomas Campbell
Cut it off first with a box cutter, punch it, wear, do 911.
Angel Jones
Girls aren't like that
Isaac Sullivan
Lol yes they are
Colton Gutierrez
Yeah I'm fully prepared for the imminent shitstorm. She's a mischievous little bugger so if she uses that trait for evil, I'm fucked.
Liam Rodriguez
nope
Brody Anderson
Dubs checked. Also I’d rather it be some kind of practicum. IQ tests are shit, too many dumbasses will get through. A bunch of hands on, situational evaluations would be much more accurate IMO
Dylan Harris
>be me >use magic to turn her 18 >various sex positions >full nelson, upside down drilling,doggy style, 69 >legs over my shoulders >grab her hips and thrust them repeatedly >both of us cum
Evan Hernandez
People don't change, they get better at what they do, if it's a bad thing then they just get sneakier
Zachary Mitchell
Neat, Cubist frog. Saved.
Hudson Morales
right?
Camden Allen
>No, you got it wrong. YOU've been wanting to do this to me. And I'll let you.
Mason Anderson
Hi, I'm Chris Canson, come cith ce
Camden Hill
>not turning her 18 after the sexytime
Ya dun goofed.
Carter Peterson
Kek
Juan Lopez
...
Noah Harris
whats her instagram?
Jayden Reyes
Newfags get out
Justin Collins
Too old
Jackson Allen
>cut off her arms at the shoulder >rape the new stump holes >beat her to death with her own severed arms >? >profit