ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT
ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT
Roll
Not today
rol
shit
what is the point of this... and why the fuck are the odds so much against us
Roll
16... what do I get?
off by one... please someone attach an off by one image
roll for trips, immune against dubs
temple shot.
rollerino
I shoot all of you
suckme roll
God do i have to save you logs every time?
quints
Quads plz
roll
quads kills the shooter you say?
BEHOLD A DEAD SHOOTER
reverse post, no dubs kills the shooter
/thread
nothing to see, go home folks
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but my bitch aint one!
F
Kill me
Cmon gimme quints
>Implying odds would be in your favor in such a situation
GET DOWN
No shooting on Saturday
This is messed up.
Giving it a shot
cheese it!
I’m sorry I bullied you!!!
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
I use thoughts and prayers.
I've been conceal carrying for over a decade for just this moment.
This shooter’s terrible score is why we need gun education in American schools
Oh fug, hope I'll be alright
hope i die
roll
im the shooter!
fags
:)
Finally im free
Ralling, please no quints of death please
time to die school shooter. check the trips
FAK
Someone please tell my family to wipe my drives! That is my last request
I will hide behind the door. He'll never think to look here.
Dead
fuck the bitchass police
Roll FTW
I think he left. I'm going to check on one of the victims to see if they are still alive. Even says they are.
Hey Guys look clear
They are dead. Bummer. I will check their pockets for loot, because video games told me to. Even says I find something.
*10XP*
There was what looks like the deed to the old mansion on the hill, but it's all bled on and gross, so I leave it behind. I suppose I'll go out into the hall to see if I can hear where the shooting is coming from. Even says I move towards it.
Guess I feel like being a hero. I'll make my way just there and stop in the room before the shooter to consider my options. I'll keep an eye out for a weapon as I go. Even says I find something. 0 says it's something proper cool.
I found a fire axe attached to a wall but I have a thing about broken glass so I just took the fire extinguisher next to it. I'm outside the room where I think the shooter is now. Even says I Leeroy Jenkins this shit.
plz Jesus quints
Shoot me it's worth it.
WITNESS ME
Alright, chums, it's time to... pussy out and sit here hugging my extinguisher as I listen to more of my classmates bite it. After the shooter is done, he leaves to find more targets. Even says he leaves through the door I am cowering at.
MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME
roll
Roll
Guys I got this shit, he'll never see through the ruse.
As I huddle in the steady drippings of my shame, I wonder briefly if this isn't all part of some greater scheme, with goals beyond my limited vision But then I realise that that's dumb and that I should probably pay more attention to my surroundings, since the shooter just strolled right past me without noticing me. Now's my chance. Even says I attempt to brain the guy with Extinggy.
IT'S FUCKING DONKEY KONG, BOYS! I raise my aluminium Excalibur double-handed and bring it down on his head. Even says I hit. 0 says it's a crit.
Dubs of salvation pls
Boom, headshot! I crack the guy so hard that even Dylan and Eric feel it. Extinggy slips from my greasy cheeto hands and into the wild yonder as the perp goes down to his knees and drops his gun. Even says I get it before he can draw his backup.
Hail Hortler
Got some bad news for you, school shooter.
I'm a smoker
Im blind
>55
It's no good. Even with every advantage, I fumble it up and end up with a pistol pressed into my ear for my trouble. I consider talking the guy down, but there isn't room for anything but murder in his heart today. My last thought before I give the cleaner another ten minutes of floor buffing to do is that I wish I had deleted all that anime cat fisting porn from my laptop. Oh well.
I got this.
...
F
Grot
lol, nice trench coat, fag
Kill me pls
Roll
>anime cat fisting porn
The closest thing that five seconds of googling could find.
Headshot all the shooters
Shoot me next!
Come oooon, police sniper...
this is how you do it faggots
fuck. failed
HERE I GOOOOO
Reving up my quads.
ROLL
CHECKED
Ok
Stage 2 complete. Now it's time to blame it all on the wheatbix we'll plant in the kid's house. Kellogs is going down.
7 kia
Rollaroo
Fag
hands up, get down on the ground
You slip in the blood of one of the victims and fall, cracking your head open on the concrete. The shooter scores one last kill from beyond the grave.