ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT

ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT

Roll

Not today

rol

shit

what is the point of this... and why the fuck are the odds so much against us

Roll

16... what do I get?

off by one... please someone attach an off by one image

roll for trips, immune against dubs

temple shot.

rollerino

I shoot all of you

suckme roll

God do i have to save you logs every time?

quints

Quads plz

roll

quads kills the shooter you say?
BEHOLD A DEAD SHOOTER

reverse post, no dubs kills the shooter

/thread

nothing to see, go home folks

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but my bitch aint one!

F

Kill me

Cmon gimme quints

>Implying odds would be in your favor in such a situation

GET DOWN

No shooting on Saturday

This is messed up.

Giving it a shot

cheese it!

I’m sorry I bullied you!!!

U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A

I use thoughts and prayers.

I've been conceal carrying for over a decade for just this moment.

This shooter’s terrible score is why we need gun education in American schools

Oh fug, hope I'll be alright

hope i die

roll

im the shooter!

fags

:)

Finally im free

Ralling, please no quints of death please

time to die school shooter. check the trips

FAK

Someone please tell my family to wipe my drives! That is my last request

I will hide behind the door. He'll never think to look here.

Dead

fuck the bitchass police

Roll FTW

I think he left. I'm going to check on one of the victims to see if they are still alive. Even says they are.

Hey Guys look clear

They are dead. Bummer. I will check their pockets for loot, because video games told me to. Even says I find something.

*10XP*

There was what looks like the deed to the old mansion on the hill, but it's all bled on and gross, so I leave it behind. I suppose I'll go out into the hall to see if I can hear where the shooting is coming from. Even says I move towards it.

Guess I feel like being a hero. I'll make my way just there and stop in the room before the shooter to consider my options. I'll keep an eye out for a weapon as I go. Even says I find something. 0 says it's something proper cool.

I found a fire axe attached to a wall but I have a thing about broken glass so I just took the fire extinguisher next to it. I'm outside the room where I think the shooter is now. Even says I Leeroy Jenkins this shit.

plz Jesus quints

Shoot me it's worth it.

WITNESS ME

Alright, chums, it's time to... pussy out and sit here hugging my extinguisher as I listen to more of my classmates bite it. After the shooter is done, he leaves to find more targets. Even says he leaves through the door I am cowering at.

MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME

roll

Roll

Guys I got this shit, he'll never see through the ruse.

As I huddle in the steady drippings of my shame, I wonder briefly if this isn't all part of some greater scheme, with goals beyond my limited vision But then I realise that that's dumb and that I should probably pay more attention to my surroundings, since the shooter just strolled right past me without noticing me. Now's my chance. Even says I attempt to brain the guy with Extinggy.

IT'S FUCKING DONKEY KONG, BOYS! I raise my aluminium Excalibur double-handed and bring it down on his head. Even says I hit. 0 says it's a crit.

Dubs of salvation pls

Boom, headshot! I crack the guy so hard that even Dylan and Eric feel it. Extinggy slips from my greasy cheeto hands and into the wild yonder as the perp goes down to his knees and drops his gun. Even says I get it before he can draw his backup.

Hail Hortler

Got some bad news for you, school shooter.

I'm a smoker

Im blind

>55
It's no good. Even with every advantage, I fumble it up and end up with a pistol pressed into my ear for my trouble. I consider talking the guy down, but there isn't room for anything but murder in his heart today. My last thought before I give the cleaner another ten minutes of floor buffing to do is that I wish I had deleted all that anime cat fisting porn from my laptop. Oh well.

I got this.

...

F

Grot

lol, nice trench coat, fag

Kill me pls

Roll

>anime cat fisting porn
The closest thing that five seconds of googling could find.

Headshot all the shooters

Shoot me next!

Come oooon, police sniper...

this is how you do it faggots

fuck. failed

HERE I GOOOOO

Reving up my quads.

ROLL

CHECKED

Ok

Stage 2 complete. Now it's time to blame it all on the wheatbix we'll plant in the kid's house. Kellogs is going down.

7 kia

Rollaroo

Fag

hands up, get down on the ground

You slip in the blood of one of the victims and fall, cracking your head open on the concrete. The shooter scores one last kill from beyond the grave.