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>Anil Kumble, there you go staffo a good indian bowler. Edition.

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The Chokeas did it again

Warner
Finch
Smith
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shit edition

yep good list no problems

Pakistan is literally the biggest meme in any sport

Looking at the sides on paper, there is absolutely no reason why Australia shouldn't go undefeated

Who is the BIG GUY of Cricket?

his name is literally Colin The Big Man

What about HOTHEADS?

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Straffo

Thanks lad.

Any BIG BALLERS?

I feel genuine sadness for anyone ITT that hasn't taken the straffpill yet

Chris Gayle

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Scott Boland.

>Scott Boland

Who /lovin it/ here?

Might get McDonalds for the ODI's

South Africa's pyjama bowling is dogshit lads

It's like their coach hasn't watched pyjamas in the last decade

The new series of Twin Peaks is so fucking good lads

Currently bulking lads

hey mate how's it going

Really? I got thirty minutes through the first episode and got bored. Am I just being a pleb?

Literally how, it's even better than the original

Episodes 1 and 2 are some of my favourite things lynch has ever done

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Mitchell Starc is a psycho

gday, just looking for the /nrl/ thread

not here mate

fuck my bowel is in a bad state lads

>james has always been cool
What was Lynch meaning by this?

>23
>get married
>take wife around the world, on cruises and backpacking in various countries for our honeymoon.
>she gives up pussy 2-3 times a day since i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
>she ends up pregnant
>End up accepting i'll be a dad, and happy that ill be a dad at a young age.
>my wife always talks about wanting to get an abortion
>I freak out on her saying that i love her and that since we're financially well off, i can't understand why she wants to abort the baby
>she cries and says sorry
>9 months later
>the baby comes out black
>i cry and then throw my wedding ring at the bitch
>call her a disgusting fucking slut
>run away crying

And here i am today.

based saxon

ugly ugly ugly fucking ugly

Nah the ICC one sucks ass

absolutely shocking sexism

why are indians so uncivilised lads

>Rajput
>paki/muslim
What?

Going alright thanks mate

Basically lads I've just finished a six year degree and have decided that I really just want to do teaching

Going to delete every wog on my friends list lads barring the anglocised ones

nothing wrong with that
work comfy 8-4 workdays, teach subjects you enjoy and 12 weeks holiday

Anyone up for some Wattle Glen rules?

That's my exact thoughts. The alternative is to print money but work 12 hours a day in a high stress environment.

Depends mate, are we going to be trialling the two hands two bounces rule or not? Still not sold on that one.

I made the mistake of going to a female dominated university. It seems good on paper, but all your mates are inevitably female and you have no one to drink beer and talk about the grig with

Wow is this true?

Dunno how it is in Oz but I teach and it's pretty non-stop, generally work 10 hour days. Not comfy at all, have to really love it to keep going.

What extra work do you do. Marking and shit? I always hear teachers complaining about their workload, but I don't see how it can be that labour intensive

Greatly enjoying the "America is shit at cricket" shit lads

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They get so genuinely agitated at obvious bait.

it amazes me every time. You just need to say one thing about how baseball is a dumbed down cricket and a fatmerican will furiously type a short essay in reply

no other country on Sup Forums is as easy to fuck with as america

Just post a picture of Ronaldo and the American who is in love with Messi will turbosperg out on you.

He is the definition of an absolute madman.

This, our fielding was atrocious, Amla had one of the worst games I have ever seen.

don't know what it is, but brown people seem genetically unable to field.

look at panesar, khawaja etc. All raised in countries that generally have a high standard of fielding, but they're hopeless

I finally understand the Pixies after 7 years lads

It all adds up, from the simple shit like organising the classroom for the next day after it's been left in a tip, meetings/briefings which take too long because everyone is useless but we have to do it anyway, marking, lesson plans, printing or copying a worksheet or test and cutting them up into the right size, organising the assembly I have to run, responding to emails from parents and members of staff about a million unimportant things but I have to do it anyway, file a report about some fight I had to break up so the school is covered incase I get called a pedo, some pointless training session I don't need, have to run breakfast club/lunchtime duty etc.

I'm a primary school teacher so it's a bit different for me since I don't have as many students and I really don't mean to whine since I love the job but it's intense as fuck

Is Andrew Flintoff related to Freddie Flintoff?

Tbf our fielding has improved a lot since the days of l Azharuddin's captaincy. It has been improving ever since Yuvraj and Kaif.

Yeah, I mean everyone's has but all the major fuckups seem to come from subcontinental sides
Obviously Pakistanis are lazy, but Indians seem to be a lot more focused on fielding, fitness and all that shit these days

nz are quite shit at cricket haha

didn't even realise there was a game on

these fucking pitches I swear

huh?

basically I'm a fucking casual that saw India were 1/95 and thought the pitch was a road but it looks like it had a bit for the bowlers in it

Steve Smith is the most complete batsman to play the game since Lara retired prove me wrong

i don't think an even contest behind bat and ball is desirable in odi cricket.

Ideally you want the game to at least approach 50 overs yeah, but there's no fucking fun in seeing big top order stands every game

dom bess on new graemme swann watch

>Karthik still exists

there was a time when everyone used to go on about the white ball in one day cricket and how much it would move around in the first few overs, the theory was it swung more than the red ball

it's more like it only moves for the first few overs and then does jack shit

God I hate Pissrat

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future GOAT

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>english weather

so glad my ancestors were criminals

How's summer lads? Temperature regularly touching 42-43°C here.

missing the comfy 35+ days right now

there's literally nothing worse than sub 10 C days

Just woke up

30 to 40 is comfy. After that it starts getting less comfy by each degree.
Sub 10 is frozen hell.

Was 24-27C here last few days, absolute torture. Was dying inside my shitty flat with high insulation that doesn't let the heat escape.

Thankfully it's dropped to 17C now.

The heat sucks tbqhwy

agree entirely mate

wish I had darker skin sometimes though, I'm probably going to die of cancer when I'm 50

I'm pale as fuck thanks to my ir*sh mother

can't even tan

>mfw lying in non-insulated, non air conditioned room
Pic related works perfectly for me

You realise non-insulated means the room would be cooler?

Yeah tell that to my room when it's taken the brunt of the sun for 9 hours every day. It turn into a tandoor by the time the sun sets.
But yeah I get what you're saying insulation is for colder temperatures to trap the heat in.

>mfw I live in Bangalore
>mfw it rains everyday, never crosses 30° now
>mfw don't even need a cooler

Crigget is homosex lmao

Why do cricket players not share the same passion as this young footballer?

have lung cancer

Will we ever see proper spinners again?

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why did cancerlad delete his facebook

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>cric
more like DICK lmoa

Not seen some of those names in like a decade.

was the american invasion of grenada an attempt to destroy their cricket talent?

There's a cricket program nearby where I live, and I was semi-inspired by Canada's beating of the US. Should I get invested?

Yeah mate, bigger and better things are coming for Canada