Yellowstone just exploded, how fucked are you?

Yellowstone just exploded, how fucked are you?

> lives in toronto, so very safe

im done lol

texas here. Wouldn't get killed, but the rising grain prices due to half the midwest being wiped out would mean that I would be eating a lot fewer sandwiches.

Primary ash zone, i'd be pretty screwed due to the massive panic of people trying to get out of state

i have never taken much interest in the eventuality of that thing exploding, yet i'm smashed by the area covered by the kill zone alone

I live in wyoming so death would be quick and amazing

and no i wouldn't be affected

Everyone on this planet would die.

glad to know Portland will be safe

As much as I am now. I was already killed when net neutrality got repealed and when taxes were lowered...at least that's what i'm told.

Also reside close to Portland, hope this shit is true because I’d be safe lol

Eventually

About tree fiddy

Lol idk if you know what quick death means, but you'd most likely not die of lava, but of blisteringly hot ash that will will burn every single part of your body until it eventually suffocates you

chillin on the cali shore. gonna have to get guns for all the niggers coming in though to evcuate

Montanan here, Id be fucked

Connecticut. Expecting to get small ashfall and darken skies.

I read an article some time ago, that the ash and air burst are so hot your brain would explode.

Source: Pompeii

European fag. Poland strong.
On the other hand we have got our bomb under Napoli.

Connecticuk here. What the fuck is a Yellowstone?

Not fucked at all. Id probably be able to see the ash cloud.

If this ever happens please make a thread and live stream it user. Your legacy will live on forever

ashy as a nigger in the sahara

Does secondary ash zone die?

309 here will report on Sup Forums while i laugh as a wall of ash accumulates in the distance

Dead today, fine tomorrow.
Flying out of Wyoming

How long beforr this really does happen? Life is boring

Probably, not from the eruption itself, but the chaos, riots, niggers.

You need to be smart user.

Its a stone that secretes yellow fluids

Nobody survives a yellowstone eruption . The resulting ash blocks out the sun and no crops will grow. Nuclear winter. Unless you have a bunker in the mountains wiht 5 years of food its over for all of us.

During the cold war the Reds had plans to nuke it.

You were born in the wrong generation.

Im sure the cia will make use of this event to kill off a bunch of americans

not anytime soon. there would be lots of quakes in the area for a long time if it were to erupt again. it may not happen for millions of years.

yellowstone is in my ass butt id be ok

Not very, at least at first.
I'd be screwed by the following volcanic winter like anyone else though.

t. italian

I dont think a nuke would do anything. It would only affect the immidiate area

Fuck.i cant wait that long.

Or if you don't live in America, partially cloudy, but all g.

>Europoor

Also this.

If the Campi Flegrei caldera blows europe and north africa are fucked.

I would just drop a bunch of acid and kill myself

WRONG


There were a lot of quakes recentry, brace for epic.

> Denver

K, probably gonna need a miner's helmet and and air filter... and maybe a shovel

>poland
>strong
selling your ass to the master race son?

Dont get my hopes up user.

souds roomy user, how's your incontinence problem?

Poland here. Fuck you

Their idea was that a nuke would stimulate an eruption.

>partially cloudy, but all g.
That's not how a nuclear winter works.
The massive, continental scale firestorms ignited by the eruption would belch so much smoke and ash into the atmosphere to cover the entire planet.
Due to the extreme temperatures on the ground, the smoke would rise far higher than normal, all the way into the stratosphere where there's little to no wind to knock it back down, and form a global blanket that would reflect sunlight.
Average temperatures globally would go down 20°C after a few months, and crops would be unable to grow.
Most animal life would die off.
Most of humanity would starve to death.

Unless you're a true steel plated prepper and you actually have YEARS of food, you're most likely fucked.

They would need to nuke it like 3 times to do that. But yeah i get the idea.

Id be ok. I live near a bunch of cow farms. So i could just eat their shit to survive

I live exactly on the very farthest edge of the secondary ash zone circle.
Based on ash from other shit thats happened though I think it would actually end up being pretty bad all the way to the atlantic, at least, if not parts of europe as well. I think this projection is basically if there was 0 wind, and there's usually like 200mph winds up in the stratosphere where some of the ash makes it

Alaska is pretty close.

Pretty screwed, I think.

no dumbass cant you see the map

'been a tad more lately as you anons may have heard

Nice I’m in 815 lol

I would have to print out a bunch of fap material then id go live underground with the mole people. And basically live off of sludge and grass.

Depends on the amount of ash user, you're thinking worst case scenario, I'm thinking Americas is kill.

Don't try to make yourself feel better by assuming we'd all die.

Nice. Im sending pizza

Michigan best place to live checking in

same here, the winds anons, the winds are what ultimately turn anything like that into a world-scale disaster - - still believe that we have never seen anything from be it only fukushima?

>Michigan
>best place to live
Pick one

not enough Idaho

You is da ho

West phx. Id be fine. Hopefully the ash cloud willl block the sun out enough so that it would be nice n cold

We have the great lakes and access Canada/other states. You would probably kys when it explodes.

...

are you fucked or nah

Wtf is the great lake gonna do? Isnt Michigan already like a 3rd world state?

lmao who tf lives in wyoming

It's bad in some parts like the inner city. But the nice parts are really nice. And it's fresh water? Very important for survival.

Please note that the shock of this would like trigger the cascade 8.0+ earthquake off the coast of Washington state, which is a time bomb and could trigger Yellowstone or vice versa. Now how fucked are you?

From MA thank god. Fucking chink midwesterners can get fucked anyway nobody knows how to live out there

Plz no. I was thinking of going gluten free.

in alberta. so probably in the secondary ash zone

I SHOLD be okay.
The Las Vegas area is just outside the secondary ash zone. Wind could make things bad, but not unbearable.

KEK IS ON YOUR SIDE

I'm alive, but I'm still in Florida

Your map is incorrect.

All user are to re-evaluate your situation and report your renewed findings.

Yellowstone National Park is unintentionally situated on top of a caldera, which has erupted several times in the past few million years. Geologists speculate we are due for another one soon.

I'm just fine, Memphis tn wont kill me now but maybe when I get raped and killed it will

no worse then an average winter

Scratch that. Ashfall would fuck the Colorado River over, and force us to further recycle water or leave due to shortage.
I'm going to the Sierra Nevadas in that case.

You can breathe some snow in and be fine. You can't do that with the samw amount of ash.

Until people start using it to bathe in

Just outside the secondary ash zone. Everyone would probably still evacuate with traffic jams worse than china.

>FL
Comfy af

Thicc

same rules apply during winter, dont go outside unless you need to

BTW Yellowstone isn’t going to erupt. There’s a 1/730,000 chance of it erupting on any given day. It’s also more likely that the next eruption will just be some lava flows.

I think you're mistaken. No one lives in the primary ash zone so it wouldn't be hard at all to leave.

Hardly. Our species ancestors survived Yellowstone several times.
Yellowstone is weak as fuck.
In fact, it likely even erupted in human development era, either that or it was an asteroid that smashed in to america since most civilizations even have it recorded.

Naw man, what you need to watch out for are Siberian Traps.
No, not that trap, a large igneous province, aka, a huge fuckload of ground that turns to superheated rock if not full lava and it can stay like that for years. That shit snuffed out the dinos.
That shit snuffed out nearly all life on the surface and it took 50 million years to recover.

Fuck Yella-belly Stone

Well it will make the whole world dark. Ash will rain down all over the USA and many many other places. It's a life ending event. Good thing I live in the USA. We are the shit. We will kick it's ass

West of the Rockies, so safe from insta-death... but on the front lines for the resulting world-wide effects.

From northern New Mexico so only a little bit fucked.

>yella-belly stone.

nice. lel

We have survived it and worse multiple times, but it would indeed be a fucking.

Just saw a picture of Back to the Future Reddit edit and it reminded me of it and laughed.
Couldn't resist.

Those fucking Siberian Traps though. God damn they were fucked up.
Permanent lava flow on the surface for a million odd years about the size of Britain. Fuck man.
Almost wish it would happen now, it would make the human race get off its collective ass and work towards improving society and making cool new tech instead of arguing over Twitter about who is better / more evil, Trump or Putin.

dislike admitting it but it could only help the situation in America to be blasted back into the stone age.