If Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin

if Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin

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if Vladimir Putin was sittin on the toilet he'd be Vladimir Poopin

The commie cock sucker needs to be assassinated.

And OP is Fagimir poopin

>Putin
>Commie
>Communism fell in 1991.

The stereotype about the stupidity of americans didn't just occur.

The Soviet Communist Party was dissolved in 1991 but the USSR wasn't a communist state for many years before Yeltsin wound it up. Gorbachev's free market reforms saw to that. Just saying.

If he drank too much he'd be vladamir pukin

If he laundered US political donations through the NRA he's be Vladimir Shootin'.

If he was raiding a dungeon he'd be vladamir lootin

If he was a mod he'd be Vladimir mutin'

If he was in the military he'd be Vladimir shooting

If he was in the orchestra, Vladimir flutin

If Vladimir Putin had a scooter he'd ve Vladimir Scootin

If he owned Sup Forums, Vladimir mootin

If he had a youtube channel hed be vladimir tubin
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if vladimir putin went on a long hike he would be vladimir bootin

This isn't r/Jokes faggot , gtfo

shut up and visit the next trap thread

these threads have existed forever you dumb bitch. find a new website.

If he was an owl he'd be Vladimir hootin

If Vladimir Putin was voted in for another term, he'd be Vladimir Rootin' Tootin'

If Vladimir Putin was this guy he'd be Valdimir Cancer

This

try harder dude

Leave newfag.

If Vladimir Putin was an owl, he would be Vladimir Hootin.

Cмeшнo,cyкa

If Vladimir was on the toilet he'd be Vladimir Poopin

But Gorbachev was a communist... Communist lite

Holy shit fucking kek!!

If he was having sex he'd be Vladimir rootin

xDDDDDDD

I raped myself today.

You read that right. For years people kept saying that washing your asscrack while showering is normal, and "hygienic". Of course I just tried to ignore them, I wouldn't indulge in their satanic self-harm. But the pressure kept building, my ass growing crustier by the day. I found myself starting to believe it wouldn't be that sinful, right? Well I was WRONG!

This morning in the shower it happened. Washed my body and face just like normal, washed my hair, and relaxed for a bit. Then the intrusive thought got in my mind again. "If everyone does it, how can it be that bad?" I found myself reaching for the soap, arms shaking. Got closer to the spot where the sun never shines. Contact. Slowly going towards the middle. I already felt it was wrong, and believe me, I wanted to stop. Just swipe it like a creditcard through a reader and be done with it. I wish I stopped before that moment. I did what I did. After 20 minutes of crying on the shower floor I had to face the facts. I'm Vladimir Putin now.

If he was born jap he'd be Vladimir gookskin

I hate puns

If Vladimir was a ghost he'd be Vladimir spookin

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Is there a worse animated show than that? I cant even remember its name. but its so awful. i dont think there was ever one funny joke on that show.

If Vladimir putin went grocery shopping he'd be Vladimir Coupin'

Yo

It was pretty bad.

If Vladimir was overthrowing the government he'd be Vladimir coupein

He is the government. Putin is a real life Senator Palpatine.

i know this is bait but fuck

Faggots

Would love to see his uncensored case file

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If he was kicking ass he'd be Vladimir woopin

If Vladimir Putin were a nigger in a hurricane, he'd be Vladimir Lootin'

If Vladimir Putin were a loaf of bread, he'd be Vladimir Gluten

If Vladimir Putin were a boner, he'd be Vladimir Patrutin'

If Vladmir Putin was traveling, he'd be Validmir Commutin'

t. mutt

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If he missed a close call he'd be Vladimir phewtin

A bodybuilder, Vladimir protin

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

/thread right fucking there

only Russian bots know that
get him, boys

If Vladimir Putin turns off the sound he's Vladimir Mutin'

If he fixed the draw he's be Vladimir ashooin

More like Vladeadmir Putin

damn

if Vladimir Putin was a faggot he'd be Vladimir Mootin

If Vladimir Putin was this guy he'd be Vladimir BOOin

If he was getting really lucky he'd be Vladimir flukin'

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oh shit this one is nice too

If he was an atheist he'd be Vladimir dawkin

If he was a bar manager he'd be Vladimir last-drunks-callin

KYS

Drinks*

If he was fucking his own ass he'd be Vladimir Rootin' .... which is what he is.

He’s a manlet, most likely an insecure bottom.

If Vladamir Putin was cool in the 80's he'd be Radamir Putin

If he was an end of world prophet he'd be Vladimir rasputin

you utterly missed the point

plenty of successful cartoons are nihilistic sendups of past and popular culture.

Futurama, Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy...they are painkillers, numbing agents for modern life.

If he ate beans and jalapenos and put an ice-pick in his skull he'd be Vladimir Hot-to-Trotsky-Tootin'

ok, pontificate all you like about the higher purpose of a shitty cartoon

but in the end it just sucked.

If Vladimir Putin were a gay homo, he'd be Vladiqueer Putin

After that faggot Tramp became a president of the USA, I'm guessing there's no more secure man on this planet than Mr. Putin.

If he lost his game he'd be madnbadimir spewin

If he fucked up and looted his own country with his friends and created chaos in the world to make Russia and Himself look better and cow the russians into thinking they are strong when they are poor and heading for shithole status......
He'd be Vladimir Putin

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wrong. russia is 1/3rd of the world power, along with china and usa.

but russia is isolated, politically and economically. putin is not secure, which is why hes always trying to increase russia's power.

>but in the end it just sucked.

apparently you want to be genuinely entertained
become emperor, and kill bad jesters till somebody makes you laugh...and don't take wardrobe advice from your any court-advisers.

If Vladimir Putin was forward in ManchesterUnited he be Vladimir Footin

if Vladimir Putin was your mom he'd be Vladimir Slootin'

im american with 5% irish blood and i support man u

lets go man u!

if Vladimir Putin was a rooster he'd be Vladimir Cluckin

You are forgetting the fact that Russia and China are allies.

If Vladimir Putin were 6" taller he'd be considered a man

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so are usa and china. this is a game of musical chairs.

Someday we'll get that youtube video with Trump and a chorus of whores singing "I'll buy a Golden Parachute for my special Golden Shower"

It'll be a hit

Or...Get your Miracle-Clean Real-Estate Debt Swap at Trump's Laundette-Emporium !!!

If Vladimir Putin was a nigger he'd be Vladimir Schwarzenegger.

If he was fucking Melania Trump he'd be Vladimir Cuckin'

0/10

not worth the post

putin thread?

only dubs could save that mess....no dubs wheyyyy

is there anything the man cannot do?

Lead a nation

no, and there is nothing that he will not do, either.

oh....he's leading Russia alright....leading them somewhere....

If he was an angry bear, Vladimir maulin
A kitty cat, Vladimir mewin
Doing well, Vladimir schoolin
Working with the enemy, Vladimir colludin
Australia's opposition leader (leas it changed), Vladimir shortin