Where were you when scifi became goofy and fun again?

Where were you when scifi became goofy and fun again?
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>they're bringing my childhood's 2D crush to the big scren
Fucking based.

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>tfw no qt space smirkfu

why are the two main characters so ugly?

It's based on a French comic book

>Cara Delevingne

lol why does she need that much space for her tiny tits

Cara is fucking beautiful, plebeius-senpai.

>Cara Delevingne
>not an absolute qt
You have shit tastes tbqh senpai baka my head

>teaser trailer
>2 minutes long

ok

It's only a minute and a half.

My bad, I didn't watch it.

>shilling this jupiter ascending piece oftween shit

fuck off, again. 4th thread ive seen last few hours

That casting is perfect.

>from the visionary director of the fifth element AAAAANDDD LUCY.
Lol,i lost my shit with that.

I KNOW RIGHT?
I mean Dane Dehaan is a bit too twinkish for Valerian but Cara Delevingne smirking is exactly how I always pictured a real-life Laureline.

Yeah well that's pretty dumb but it's just standard promotional shit.

Are you ready for the age of Euro-Comic-Kino?

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If you like little boys.

That makes you gay and a pedo.

If they do pic related I'm going to piss my fucking pants.

neck urself

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>white washing the main characters

baka when will hollywood learn

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>implying they weren't white

look at the fucking op pic

>Where were you when scifi became goofy and fun again?
I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy

>noname without charisma
>that ugly slag
why besson, why

>not even red wig
all hype killed

also they should pick some more energetic song for the trailer

I am OP you dumb fucknigger. I spent my childhood reading those comics. Valerian and laureline are white. Jump off a tall building.

Madwoman of the Sacred Heart

Go on........

Figure hugging space suits. Mmmmm.

What's this one called?

I demand it

maybe you read the comic but you clearly didn't look at the pictures

they are irrefutably brown

Laureline is a fucking European girl from the Middle Ages, and Valerian is FUCKING WHITE MALE : the characer.

"Low-risk, high-concept blockbusters supported by massive merchandising and completely stripped of all nuance and subtext so that Eastern Europeans and Asians don’t get confused. Unable to tell a succinct story in 90 minutes, directors make 3 hour films that drag on like someone shot the editor. The world has gone digital, which means no more tough decisions about brevity. The film industry is dead and. to add insult to injury, we have to watch as gutless studio execs strip the last pieces of meat from its decaying corpse

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There's also a pretty comfy anime loosely based on the comics.
animetoon.org/time-jam-valerian-and-laureline-episode-1

The girl is more anthropomorphised than every other character - the other woman has a muzzle.!

It's mainly cats that are more anthropomorphic than other animals in Blacksad.

I love his art style so much but he's so damn vanilla

I met Elle and Dakota Fanning a few hours ago, I told Elle I'd enjoyed seeing her in the Valerian trailer. Elle was bemused, Dakota pursed her lips slightly and said "No...that was Cara Delevingne, I guess she and Elle do look a little alike"

I'm not socially-dysfunctional, so I chuckled and apologised, our conversation turned to Trump and progressed without any awkwardness

Go to 0:49 to see how I could have made the mistake.

I'm slightly hyped about this as i liked the comic but it looks too dark like every Movie now.

Remember a time when America still knew how to build things and win wars? A time before political correctness, when you could depict minorities any way you wanted? A time before CGI and special effects when, if you needed a monster, you made one yourself out of seaweed and egg boxes and fear? A time when you could smoke in the cinema and the commercials before movies were for folding bicycles and local restaurants? A time when leading women fainted at a man’s slightest touch and leading men were leathery, strong-jawed lotharios who died in their forties from liver failure?

>dark
It literally looks like something 5th Element except more colorful.

Dunno about Cara, but come on, you can't call DeHaan ugly

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>Donald Trump wins
>Twin Peaks revival
>weed is becoming more legal and guns are becoming cheap and less restricted
>Fresh new kinos coming out

I feel like I just woke up in dream.

But 5th element is a colorful movie you uneducated ape.

There's no need to get rude there. Also I know, my point was this looks even MORE goofy and colorful.

Was that Rihanna?

>so that Eastern Europeans
And people call Americans dumb. Damn, you can't even imagine what one can hear in local cinemas from a person sitting next to you

they are white tanned like spaniards or italians

Skydoll is dope. Living planets, collective consciousness, bioengineering.

I support this guy.

Things being silly is the new grimdark and you're going to get sick of it all the same

Isn't that the question of the day?

looks fucking awesome, I'm so ready for the scifi kino again finally

>kino

of course it looks awesome to you, you have no brain.

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>tfw NWR wants to do Incal

no way would he get the budget

It would need to be on the same level as this, or Fifth Element. He would get it from EuropaCorp.

yes it was

>they are irrefutably brown

lol

Shitskins wishing they could be white so badly, it's fucking pathetic.

Why do self hating brown shits all wanna be white so badly?

Luc Besson is a fucking hack.

What's that? Some highly sexualized jungle bitch got herself into space travel?