Dick cheese user here. AMA

Dick cheese user here. AMA

:)

when was the last time you ever touched a girl?

YIKES

clean it faggot

Last year. I only clean it when Im going to get laid.

When will you shower?

Always. Too lazy to clean dick tho

True alpha there, I love going into public restrooms to take a piss, I whip out my dick and smells up the whole room...

Why? You must be detectable downwind at 100 paces

It's funny honestly. Soon as I whip it out anyone can smell. Even through my pants

This only happens if the skin is pulled back. If it's all covered like a tight turtle neck then there is no smell. Only when skin pulled back is when hell is unleashed into the air

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THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING U PLEB WHY IS HORRIFYING U FUCKING GAY TRAMP

Uncut here. Last time I had dick cheese was when i was a small, unbathed child.
Even if you don't shower on the regular (which would prevent this,) even a small amount of friction (like fapping) is enough to keep it clean.
If you do shower, pull back the skin and let some water hit it for 5 seconds.
Congrats on never touching your nasty dick?

u mom gay

Needs moar Tomato passata , that pepperoni looks a little too fresh, needs hanging for another 8 months at least ..

Ur mom and dad gay together.

I have balanitis, it sucks. I clean my dick and i still get it.

what does it smell like

how hard is it to take a shower you nasty fuck

>"True alpha here"

Don't make me laugh

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I masturbate twice a day brah

Rotten moldy goudda blue cheese

Pour this cheese on bread and eat with tea.

Masturbating and not cleaning it will definitly give you dick cheese

Why dont you shower daily, dude?

I wanna lick it clean

you're doing it wrong

JESUS FUCK KEK