ITT: movie tropes

>robot or AI character
>"there is a 97.8% chance that our plan will fail!"

>"what are you going to do?"
>"something that i should have done a long time ago."

>robot or AI character
>"What do you mean by """"""""""""love"""""""""""""?"

>nigger or black character
>"ayy hol up"

>white female character
>"Where's some big black cock I can suck?"

>you're fired
>I already quit

Name fifty three million mini series where this happens

I immediately turn off my brain and give it a rotten on RT.

I hate when that happens irl too

>black woman appears
>She's sassy, loud, and scares the white bois

oh i get it. it's from rogue one

>You two... my office.... NOW!!!!

THE MAYORS GONNA HAVE MY ASS FOR THIS

>you may be wandering how i got in this mess. It was last wednesday..

>dang flabbit mcdoogal! i've had it up to here with you but boy do you get results, i'm calling the mayor for your promotion
>thanks cap but i think i might enjoy some well earned R&R, how's miami this time of year?

>the movie tries to make women over 18 appeal intelectually

>n englis dok

you forgot the inevitable "don't tell me the odds" reply from the bad-boy good guy

>Fires weapon and misses
>HaHa you failed
>I wasn't aiming at you

>55 kg of feminine supermodel
>beats up a man 3 times her size

or

>a couple in rom-com or drama
>"Go sleep on the couch"
>he actually sleeps on the couch

All Will Smith and Chris Tucker Flicks.

>ugly feminine character
>"Isn't this a rebellion? I rebel"

>Christmas movie
>wisecracking black guy plays an elf

>A woman is the lead

>the odds of success are 100,000/1
>never tell me the odds

This

>First Indo-China War movie
>It ain't me starts playing

I really hate when they do that.

>the woman is intelligent
lol

>You and I, we are not dissimilar

>movie features a dream within a dream within a dream

Are they even trying anymore

>movie features a plane crash
>with no survivors

>you're fired
>you can't fire me, i quit!

stupid nigger you can't quit when he already fired you

>movie features a fire
>that rises

>an alien to a human: "your race is more complicated than I though"

>features a knight
>he's black

>minor bad guy asks about the fire
>the fire has already started

>it ain't me

I think you mean fortunate son.

those teenage flicks where the creepy outcast gets the girl in the end, i think john hughes was one of the few never to succumb to this

>sexy scene in a comedy
>"let's get it on" starts playing

>sequel
>"I think we have just the guy for the job"
>shows the goofy or favorite character from the previous film

>some scientist makes statements that anyone who passed american highschool physics can understand
>"umm in english please"

>i don't know about that, is he really that good
>who said anything about a he

>"you'll never get away with this"
>"I already have"

Hahahaha

SEX!

>good guy asks if it would hurt, if he took off the mask
>big guy says it would be extremely painful

Except in The Breakfast Club, everyone goes back to where they were except the popular/preppy girl and the bad boy. They even made the nerd do all the work. No one learned anything.

Not arguing with you I just really fucking hate TBC

>he means well

>"He's right behind me..isn't he..."

>movie in 2020
>"i don't know about that, is he really that good"
>"did you really just assume xis gender?"

>character shoots his gun
>main character is in shock
>but then it turns out it was someone else

sdf

>H Rip-Roaring Comedy

What did they mean by this?

>female lead is taken captive by the main antagonist
>doesn't get raped

>popular girl bumps into nerdy protag
>awkward moment
>bully emerges out of nowhere and bumps protag with his shoulder
>"Stay away from my girlfriend, DWEEB."

Hate when this happens

>from the producers of

>from the producer who watched

wasn't that the point though? they were jealous of eachother in different ways but could see parts of themselves in eachother and so were comfortable with who they were

>from the assistant art directors of

>"I don't wanna kill you people, I want you to work for me"

>teamwork was the key to victory

>Movie set in LA or Miami
>Let us in, it's freezing outside!

>refers to the zombies as zombies unironically

>Female lead
>Stuck between choosing two men

>refers to zombies as anything but zombies

>heroes are captured by bad guys
>"aren't you worried?"
>if he wanted us dead he would have killed us already

>Falls in love with one man
>Becomes engaged to the first man
>Later falls in love with another man
>Chooses the second man
>First man is left at the altar and probably killed himself later

>villain arrives
>kills the person who said that

>Refers to non-zombies as zombies

We've held out against the flesheaters for over 3 months. But time is starting to run out...

Also we've never heard a single mention of zombies in pop culture ever and had to make up a name for slow walking human corpses because nothing this outlandish as ever happened before.

>zeds

>Disaster movie
>Hero is divorced
>Ex-wife has a new boyfriend who is rich and more handsome
>Teenage son only listens to music with headphones and refuses to call his father "dad"
>Younger daughter has some kind if issue like asthma
>Rich boyfriend turns out to be a selfish jerk and gets killed off halfway through the movie
>Hero rebonds with ex-wife during the disaster and they get together again

Best when said after surviving several elaborate death traps.

Name 7 flicks, 5 joints, 3 blaxploitations and 1 kabuki theatre where this happens.

How new.

>Characters are seen sending text messages
>No matter their age, they use sms language like "c u l8r"

2012

Honest to God is there a sci-fi kino where this DOESN'T happen?

Someone doesn't have friends.

War of the worlds

>high school movie
>popular guy drives a red sports car

San Andreas

>Bad boy character meets wise old man
>Is douchebag at first and denies his wisdom
>Becomes selfless hero and best friends with old man by the end

>senior high school or college couple
>girlfriend still doesn't want to have sex and is waiting for "the right moment"

>2016
>girls still being virgins before high school
If only

>do you trust him?
>no, but what choice do we have

>alas we finally managed to solve these neuron wiggling puzzles and get to the important treasure that can be used by de bad guy to destroy civilization as we know it
>you better hand that over, we have more bad guys and are probably stronger than you even though somewhere previously in the movie you beat like half my staff and had every opportunity to kill me, but instead opted to steal something from me that you needed to solve the puzzle
>oh dearie me it appears the bad guys have us surrounded coincidentally as we just happened to stumble upon this very powerful ancient artifact. But I won't hand it over unless you like force my hands by holding one of my friend/love interest hostage. oh you did? well then here you go, old chap.
>Ah thanks for the artifact, don't expect me to keep my promise. I will take the hostage and leave you here getting killed while I'm not looking.
>oh let's make a miraculous escape, with something that distracts the kills supposed to be killing us. Let's make our way to the bad guy and beat him
>oh he died by own hand of because of some environmental thing, making me totally not a murderer and somehow keeping the artifact away from mankind for all eternity to come.

>untrustworthy character proves to be trustworthy
>later betrays the main characters

Indiana Jones is still awesome

>how can i trust you
>you can't

>Main villain is the best friend who died in the beginning of the movie

>character dies

>We're getting close, we just need MORE TIME
>*sigh* I can buy you 24 hours but after that I'm shutting down the operation

>character is okay with killing people
>won't fuck underage girl because it's morally wrong

>bully who seemed like the villain at the start ends up saving the day

Good show

>i need a year to do that
>you have three minutes

>"For Star Command, Buzz?"

Sharknado