I ripped my girlfriend. Any suggestions?

I ripped my girlfriend. Any suggestions?

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What's ripped

The big tear at the bottom?

>Glue mother fucker ?

fill in the gap with chewing gum

Would that work or just make it a worse experience?

seal it shut with your nut juice

gorilla glue

>glitched prices!!!! nons

Slob it with superglue and then fuck it while it's still wet. Don't worry your jizz with keep your dick from sticking.

put an extra stitch in for me

Go to the real dolls page and they sell some sort of glue for that shit. Or you can get a new pocket pusi

get a new one

Was it worth wrecking a perfectly good fleshlight just to make a few anons think you have a big dick? Nobody cares or believes you.

Don't buy the child size next time

Use your hand

Think you need the next size up

Put loose nails in it...

Kys

lighter

Rubber filler at a hardware store

Do they sell that? I imagine there'd be some kind of uproar.

r/woosh

soldering iron at the lowest setting, go extremely easy on the rubber as it will melt instantly and try not to breathe that shit either

Look at the fingers beside the fleshlight

pretty sure that's the asian size

Don't be so rough with it user, look after your shit

Carry one as normal till it breaks. Then you can say you rekt day pussy to all your friends..

Then again you have a fake fanny so no friends

get this $15 replacement by Tracy's Dog. Actually feels pretty damn good.

Not all soldering irons can lower the watts.

How about you fill it with silicon and let it dry for 24 hours?

can someone please explain this scam I've been seeing forever now?

No idea, but don't take the bait. I don't trust that shit.

Implying op has the self control to not jack off for 24 hours

Well I assumed op had some kind of self control, but once you nut into a fake fanny its pretty difficult not do repeat the process again and again

youtube.com/watch?v=S_Y0dLTbISw

>feminist rally

I'd try to finally get laid than to get hooked up by masturbation. Some friends of mine had problems in their life for it.

Average size dick haver here. Every one that I have had has broken down like this sooner or later. It's not dick size, it's the amount of use.

Well, you see, it's a scam. They take your credit card information and send you nothing, and then buy more stuff with your credit card.

buy one then, a soldering iron that can do that is only 15 bucks on amazon

buy a new gf

get a haircut
and a real girl

Post a pic of yourself user, then I'll tell you

> 1 internet 4 u