How does it fit?

How does it fit?

through the mouth

Shaq's a small baller.

>le dick size is proportional to body size meme

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t. baby-dicked lanklet

>le pussy size is proportional to body size meme

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Pretty easily

Why did she date him if he had a small dick? Is it just because he's tall? I guess women prefer dicklets to manlets

I guess women prefer money to anything

Like the Ball family, he's /BBSD/

>Why did she date him if he had a small dick?
People don't date based on dick size.Life is not a porno.He is loathed and is famous.He can score most sluts even if his dick is 2 inches

>Vanessa
Wait isn't that Kobe's wife?

He's only allowed to sex women under 5'3. If he mated with a 6'+ amazon we'd just have a whole family of ogre giants stomping on whole foods and pillaging apple stores.

Shaq knows that we aren't ready for that type of power. That's why he puts the X chromosome equivalent of a restrictor plate on.

wouldnt you date a qt grill that you really like if she had small titties?

>not preferring DFC
wow just leave

He's probably average or slightly above average.

Women don't fuck with their tits lad

Sorry. Her name is Nicole HOOPS Alexander. And she dates a basketball player... come on!

Her head inserting in his ass?

well, scientifically, you dont need more than ~3.5 inches to satisfy a women so unless you has a microdick, you can say that everything on top of that is excess just for pleasure, same as big-tittied grill

It's a dick and it's a coochie. Babies come out of there, so dicks should fit.

>OP has never fucked a spinner with one of those short but wide Pud-Dick vaginas

It's slightly correlated with foot size, and Shaw has legendary sized feet, so I'd guess the dude is packing a tree stump

It's the other way, you idiot. Height is correlated with dick size and foot size. Dwarves with who wear size 14s don't have monster dongs.

It's funny because in Germany tit-fucking is literally called "spanish".

Except its not, retard.

>tfw lanklet with big feet and only slightly above average dick

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Women don't usually orgasm from penetration anyway. Oral is where the good lover is made

This is true

If it doesn't, he must acquit.