Dubs decides what i say, get me laid edition

Dubs decides what i say, get me laid edition

wuu2 bby

there are still people who like blink-182?

Fat butterfaces are best saved for abysmal depression phases. I wouldnt touch that until i was addicted to something

Wanna be my slam piggy for the rest of my life?

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Winrar

The tits make up for it tbh.

Deliver OP

Just realised how late it is, so not too sure how likely it'll be that she'll respond

if not, just got a new match which could be better

Post it then you cockmonger

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polyamorous - she is just a little bitch that wants to get gangbanged.

Open bob SHO VAGENE

Let me paint you green and spank you like the disobedient avocado you are.

Bitch that wants to get gang banged = potential 3=threesome

Open with asking her that. "Have you ever had a threesome?" You better have another match lined up user, but because you are gonna pull this off. Both potential other girls will be into it if they think you already have one of them on board.

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How about dinner and then we see where the night carries us?

hey

She might want to have 3some with her boyfriend that she claimed to have. Not the other way.

fuck that

"Can I make a cute pouty mess on your chest?"

Eh, you'd be surprised. She looks sexually open, which means there is a chance she is bisexual. Its not a 100% guaranteed chance but its more possible with this girl than a random one. Of course, if this were me I'd play a slower game to get that magic to happen, but a thread only has a limited time slot.

tell the tumblrtrash no noose could possibly support her weight

"you're the reason society is falling you dumb cow"

"say more than hey" I love these. As if they ever, EVER add anything interesting to the conversation. Topkek. Fucking women. As if they're God's gift

Well she IS IN relationship - unless she would want to cheat on her BF then I wouldn't count on that.

I know right

She's a girl on tinder who opened admitted she had an open thing with her partner. She's looking for sex, user has to at least try. He clearly doesn't give a fuck otherwise he'd just chat to girls himself rather than asking anons to do it.

Big milkies give me

Close one

Closer

fat whore

Once you love Enema Of The State there is no going back and not loving Enema Of The State.
Was the first CD I ever bought, still love the album because it's good.

let me put my willy in your pantaloons

rerolling this

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smoke weed

howdly doodily, let me give your booberinos a squeeze

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Damn you kinda remind me of my dead sister speaking of sister wanna see her nudes ?

I came across this shit earlier

Fucking democrats

Hahaha

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There are two genders

arrrrgh, roll

A few things:

1) The "university of Lethbridge" isn't a real university. Either you attend the University fo Alberta or you're a retard.
2) Women studies/Native Studies/Gender studies is just code word for barista.
3) You look like Ronald McDonald

Rollerino

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You know waht they say. those that can't do, teach!

roll 4 u

RAWL

OH SHIT SON.

"I'm sure you've taken poos bigger than my penis so anal wouldn't be so bad right?"

That's the right kind of mean.

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One more roll

fucking legendary

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underrated post. roll

OP please do this one!

i want to cun in your gunnie

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duuubbbbbssss

On an unrelated note I fuck my dog sometimes

a lot actually

another roll

in fact some might say, Every day Bro

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>I wouldnt touch that until i was addicted to something
does titty-addiction count?

PLEASE

This must be said.

this needs to happen

rooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll

we have a winner

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jej

Winnnnnerrrrrrrr

I'm op and doing the one still going, would send her it but not my match

"Why hasn't Trump deported the wetbacks like he promised? Fucking Communist."

He certainly feels my Disney channel flow

Wait, is Ronald McDonald not your match?

Sadly not my dude

Bruh

“More than hey.”

Ikr that message is perfect

Owo
_bulges
C-can you show me my priviledge all over your face?

Rollo. Underrated

Fuck I hate Minnesota SO much. Just an entire state of entitled, ivory tower liberals who think they’re the shit and really their state sucks ass and is an expensive shithole

Is politics important to you cause you can't find anything else to do with your damn life?

roll for this

Where in Minnesota you live?

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she an ugly bitch yo

what's up, ya cunt.

Yup, I live in Uptown Minneapolis, most densely packed population of liberals and mudslimes in the whole state. And I'm conservative. Fucking hate it, except this is where my work is, and it pisses me off everyday I have to drive to work and look at this shitty state.

MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE

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