Ask the most alpha male on earth anything

Ask the most alpha male on earth anything.

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Why are you a faggot?

Why can I never get dubs?

What is your name?

How long do you spend tinting your gay beard you massive faggot?

A what? Never heard of the word faggot before. I assume that's some beta shit.

Is the testicular shrinkage and impotence from juicing worth the muscular bulk?

since you've reached the point where even fucking girls is gay, how do you find release?

>the most alpha male on earth
sure thing you've never had a gf

Actually my junk got bigger. Think of it like a second puberty. That's what happens if you roid right.

It's natural the way it is.

How's your heart doing? How long has it been since you've had any water?

Who's the guy? If I remember correctly wasn't he one of Piana's friends not sure though. I have seen him somewhere.

alpha's and beta's aren't a real thing, faggot.

somebody get AdamRuinsEverything down here to explain to this guy about "alpha males"

From 0 to 10 how do you rate your boyfriends dicks?

No I wasn't friends with beta piana.

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what did you google to find that pic

what's your IQ

come at me faggot

>on Sup Forums pretending to be alpha

...

why did he have to tat his face and make himself look like a niggers asshole

when was the last time you saw your 2" dick you useless piece of garbage all you're good for is grunt slavery now get back to carrying my workers's bags of cement and bricks you menstrual mood swing having cunt.

Ask the guy who is an Alpha Omega anything

> ask the guy who is an alpha Amiga anything.

Have you ever heard of an Amiga? (Commodore, sir).

> probablay

also quads now get to work bitch

I would, but they're not in this thread.

What's your name then. mr. LARP-faggot?

How's it feel to have to lie to yourself to make yourself feel better?

I'm Zero-Zulu-Goose man, ask me about anything.
>I could crush your skull with Maverick missile in an instant

why do you has tiny peenor

You look like a fucking idiot. Not a question, just a statement

>alpha
>being bald
Choose one

I bet all the roids made this guys genitals nonexistent

first post best post

>How long has it been since you've had any water?
wat

How did you become involved in having most of the monsters in Doom modeled after you?

I never get why some guys think it looks good to get this RIPPED.

Like... even half as ripped as they guy in OP's pic, you just look like a fucking chunk of meat from the produce section

Who Photoshopped your pic for you?

Increased blood pressure, growth of heart and other organs. After stopping the gear your hormone levels are permanently fucked up and you'll need testo therapy for the rest of your life. That's what Dorian Yates etc are doing, they are getting an injection every week to replace their fucked up system which doesn't function any more.
If you are smart about gearing it should be allright but when it goes on certain level, you are just fucking up your body.

see and just like in bed, you're too early.

It's not about handsome fucking looks. It's about getting fucking strong and big.

how tough are ya pinhead?

>implying a lifelong test therapy is bad

>being so brutally buffed that monsters of doom are modeled after you
The dream...

> implying there is anything above alpha omega.

>That's what Dorian Yates etc are doing

he's gotta have mouse-nuts by now

how does semen taste?

MA NEEG NEEG JOOSE

COME AT ME BOTH OF YOU FAGGOTS

faggot confirmed

is that pic you? if it is can you wipe your own ass?

I got the same haircut and pretty much the same beard, mine two-toned also, don't have any tattoos though and what he has in muscle I have in mostly fat.

>gearing
I am 39 and never got into the shape I want to be in. I let myself go through most of my 30s and blew up to 270lbs. I'm 185lbs now, lift respectable numbers, but still look kinda sloppy.

I don't do any drugs, not even alcohol, but I am thinking about getting on gear.

Don't have any connections or know how to get them. Nor do I know what kind of cycle I should do. I've gotta drop about 15lbs of fat and put on the same amount of muscle, I suspect, to get to look like Captain America.

I split my time between New York and Boston.

Any suggestions or tips?

I wouldn't hate looking like that dude. I'd feel good about myself. But, probably wouldn't get laid more than I currently do (which is once or twice a decade). Still, feeling good about yourself is nice, right?

how much money did you waste on those shitty, ridiculous tattoos you absolute faggot?

No, it's about silencing that little scared boy in their heads.

>why did he have to tat his face
Because he's mentally ill. Was that not entirely obvious?

HOw small is your dick?

Why has your dick shrunk into your body. You have negative dick now.

how big is ur D?
can u show it?

if this post is du s i will kill myself

Do you find it disheartening that you can't wipe your own ass properly? And follow up question, how do you cover up the constant odor and cheek rashes? I imagine that's very painful. I'll hang up now and let you answer.

Inb4 ops muscle man costume deflates

6/2(2+1) = ?

Ask him why he's letting some faggot answer questions for him on Sup Forums.

>i'll hang up now and let you answer
jej

id run circles around you on the street or the ring. big guys like this dont stand a chance