Hey b this is my first time posting here...

Hey b this is my first time posting here, i usually start sweating and shaking when I try to post but I took 3 xannies tonight to face my fear. *swallow*. Whats up with you guys tonight? Having a good weekend?

welcome
bust post rule 34 or die, amigo

*violently rapes you* asterisks are autistic

3 whole bars or 3 .5s

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or girls in this position

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no !! post loli

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Seems like a silly fear to post here

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yo is that one of them sex dolls?

this position is incredible too

group girls is the best

the position is ok but it's shadman's art

I kind of get it. I stayed away from here for the first couple years it was around because of the rumours of CP everywhere on the site. By 2009 I had seen some funny and epic shit from here posted elsewhere and figured I could ignore the rest of the shit.

The rest of the shit didn't exist by the time I came here in '09.

You will never leave. You will always be a nigger.

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wwhy does this board attract degenerates who like CP to be honest?

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or post faces you want to cum on

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It doesn't. It's a fuckin' rumour mate. It keeps out the complete pussies from coming from elsewhere on the internet to shit up this board even worse than it's already been wrecked by newfags.

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I wonder what Maisie's cunt smells like

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yo wtf thats alladin dog.

I've got the flu op. But your being doped up got me thinking getting stoned might be a good idea, so I'm lighting up the bong. Gonna torrent some movie now

What kinda movies do you like, user?

Nothing specific. Figured I'd look for an oscar contender. Any recommendation?

meh, I've been meaning to watch Across the Universe again. Not everyone's cup of tea but it's good if you can dig that sort of thing

looking it up

Like the Beatles but not musicals. Seen The Shape of Water ?

Have you heard of rule 34?

i was joking you shit. stop doing drugs.

Show me what ya got bitch

I always quit between tokes. Gives me a short term feeling of accomplishment

You’re ugly, watch and have no friends am I correct?

*anime

Not op. Most people aren't worth knowing. You seem like a good example

user are you talking about yourself?

No I haven't. I've heard rumblings of it being pretty damn good.

Ever seen Big Fish?

op here. so Im actually pretty attractive and dont actually do drugs, but I am fat. Tons of girls are still attracted to me though, its pretty crazy. Also, I have a bunch of losers that wish I would hang otu with them all the time, but I avoid shit influences. Also, your friends arent really your friends.