My little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

she walks around the house half naked, tries to sit on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically she sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room she was there inside my bed saying she was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to sleep with me in my small twin bed, she went super mad when I kicked her out.

I am 18 she is 16, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet
pic related is her

As a black man you have to do your duty in making sure this little snow bunny gets "spooked" you know what I'm sayin just mash those beans in one time

Find some new copypasta, dude, this is seriously getting pathetic.

YOU FUCKING NIGGER DONT WASTE THE OPORTUNITY AND FUCKING FUCK HER. SHE IS FUCKING HOT AND I AM HAVING A BONER BY JUST LOOKING AT HER (I am 16 btw, so I can tell you she is gona be fine if you do so just do it).

thank god your edge is blunt
didn't suffer any wounds here

Fuck her quick! She is fucking begging you for it!

Not to mention cute as hell! Put her in pony tails and fuck her doggy until she howls!

From experience (was in similar situation, saw no other way out) lay down the ground rules, make it absolutely clear if it happens it goes No Further or else you'll both be in the shit, then make the best of your situation and have some fun

Copypasta but this sounds super fucking fun, i love those cheeky """oblivious""" sluts

Start dating a man and have her catch you sucking dick. She'll lose interest

Underage fag, have fun with the ban

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Fuck you faggot

In my country you are an adult at 16

I was going to say some crazy shit but then I read this and thought it said pretty much all that needed to be said. You're doing god's work user. Keep it up.

To be honest dude, you should probably just give her what she wants. And I'm not talking about some incestuous shit. What I'm saying is, give her attention. She's 16, she needs positive male attention. Otherwise, she'll look for it somewhere else and probably become a little skank. Just hang out with her. Talk to her. She's your fuckin cousin bro. Blood is thicker than water, so stop being such a goddamn whiny little bitch. Fuck bro.

Great advide but how the fuck is OP going to do it without letting it go sexual ?

you can be affectionate with a girl without it being sexual. Jesus, do any of you have sisters, or any fuckin female in your lives who isn't just a place you fantasize about putting your penises in? Because I promise you, they don't want to have sex with you. I'm 40 fuckin years old, I have a 23 year old first cousin I partly raised. She lives across the country from me now but the last time she visited, we hung out and watched movies all day cuddled on my couch under a blanket and ate cheetos. It's not that big of a deal bro.

yeah you fucked her

Yep! You went balls deep.

And on Sup Forums, posting age is 18.

Another troll

>cuddled under a blanket
uhhhh

yeah yeah, I dididn't read any of that faggot shit in op. I did fix this sick af reaction image, it was a little too queer for my taste.
I think is pretty good.

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Viva MV

>we hung out and watched movies all day cuddled on my couch under a blanket

you realize you just gave away the truth here right? who do you think you're fooling?

I will bet my soul that no 23 year old wants to chill under a "blanket" with a sweaty 40 year old eating fucking cheetos. if you MUST pretend to keep your sanity do your best to keep us out of your pathetic renditions of what you think human contact might be like. Holy fucking shit.

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