Whats up neckbeards

Whats up neckbeards

Give me one good reason you are sitting at home on Sup Forums instead of crushing some booze

>Protip: YOU CANT
>Pic related

Trying to get over my ex who aborted my baby a week ago

Btw you're allergic to alcohol, tomato face.

Why can't one do both

i dont think i can grab alcohol since im a minor lol

not an alcoholic

You should be happy not sad you dumb nigger

Alphas arent allergic to anything

Am an alcoholic, same outcome

It's a good thing you found out today before any serious harm came to you then. That fat man should not be boozing this hard, his body is rejecting the alcohol.

>not sitting at home on Sup Forums crushing booze

I'm happy on Sup Forums you kike :D

I got paid today and don't want to spend all of my money tonight

On probation, monitored by breathalyzer.

Mind shooting me a 20$ user??

I eat ass

>mfw doing both at the same time right now
>also every other night

I'm 20 and every nonchain convenience store run by indians in my city sells to me without asking about id

Drinking is a repulsive habit.

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That's nice user

WOW, thanks for SHARING. That was super useful.
Twat

me too

Fucking lucky

I mean it's not hard at all to find booze as a minor

>alphas
Oh boy

Bet.
I am 26 I still get carded at my CANADIAN(drinking age19 +) liquor store
You got lucky, Don't assume.

True it really isn't I go to backyard punk shows and everyone offers to buy beer

Completely different experience if you're not a hot chick.

You got a point user

Lucky at several different locations?
You just gotta find the sleaziest corner stores, most cities in the US have at least one of these shops.
Also isn't every canadian LC basically government run? Seems like that'd make carding more thourough.

I don't know, it's a pain in the ass. I thought beard might help. I guess I just look like a bearded 12 year old. Need me some of them lazy af Indian ran booze joints.

That must be a southern thing. It's rare for liquor stores not to be hard asses about carding everywhere I've lived.

spent the last 4 days drinking i think i need a break

No wonder. Drunks hang out. At the same spots. Locally daily

implying both is impossible to do

Same where I live at

Because I'm in a wheelchair so I can't go out alone

You're not alone, you have your wheelchair.

Isn't there a movie about a retard and his talking wheelchair?

Maybe I just look like a forty year old lol

That's possible. Especially if you were a seasoned drinker by your late teens.

I look fucking 20 with my dirtstash

What if you been drinking since you were 15?

Yep.

Dude, you got links? I got a couple of hours to kill.

Doing both good pal

I might be imagining it. Sounds like something you'd see on Best of the Worst.

I am crushing some booze OP, while sitting at home on Sup Forums.

I love drinking

Jesus, what a dumbass!

I did as well. It became a problem though. Coming up on two years since my last drink. Can't say liquor will never pass my lips again, honestly, but right now, I'm better off for having quit.

Clean and sober for almost 2 years from Benzos, cocaine and alcohol plus 7 from heroin.

Replaced my addiction with the gym so I wouldn’t become a pathetic morbidly Obese alcoholic like you.

You kinda look like Shaun from Putrid Pile lol.

Oh hush you worthless junkie.

I'm proud of you user! but right now I haven't drank since last night and i might keep it like that for a while

well it is literal poison

Only pussies die by poison. Real men succumb to a scratch the got vaulting a fence and landing on a rusty nail.

Drinking Admiral Nelson and acting like a hardass. Did mommy buy you that piss?

lol admiral nelson i never even heard of that