ITT: You're locked in a sealed room with a capybara and a hand grenade

ITT: You're locked in a sealed room with a capybara and a hand grenade.

What's the first thing you do?

pet capybara

accidentally kill my capabara with the grenade
rip through the wall and steal this faggots capybara.
pet the capybara.

unzip pants

Insult the capybara's mother.

pet capybara :)

Blow up the door with the grenade and leave.

Learn to read nigger

Dubs wins this squirrel.
Trips activates the grenade.

pet capybara

Shove a nade up its ass

sit in the corner and cry about not having my pc anymore

fuck the grenade, make capybara explode easy

If the room is perfectly sealed and oxygen is limited. Kill capybara bare hands. Conserving oxygen. If I run out if air. Grenade. If my captors come for me. Grenade.

knock on all walls floor and ceiling if I can reach trying to find a weak spot. Catch the capybara and break its neck. Pull hand grenade pin and hold it against weak spot with capybara as a squishy meat shield to hopefully absorb some of the blast and spare me.

>Pull pin
>Beat bear with the grenade
>If I die, I kersplode
>If I live, I put the pin back
>If victorious, fuck the bear corpse

oops roll

If the room is sealed then how did they get me in there? Fucking idiot bitch

woah woah woah... So let me get this straight... you think it's impossible to make something airtight? Or do you think it's impossible to close/finish something to make it airtight after you have gone in specifically?

One time I paid a homeless man to poop on my chest.

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I ask the Pope to declare them fish

This is exactly what should happen

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Trigger the grenade and swallow it

Throw the Capibara at the grenade.

joke's on you OP, I know this one already. first thing you do actually is light the match

well with the grenade in hand I don't actually have to do anything, nor would I, on account of the implication

nice

>Utilize the power of quantum entanglement
>Pull pin, throw, close eyes
>Survive?
>Die?
>Undetermined
>Wake up next to beaver

>inb4 user doesn't understand quantum mechanics

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capybara? the literal most friendly animal in the world?

pet the capybara.

Also, the room is made of cardboard. punch my way out

you don't understand beavers

>pull the pin
>feed the grenade to capybara
>eat chard remains

end both of our misery before the room gets covered in piss and shit

A capybara is a large guinea pig you fucking lout.