What would you do with a kilo of Unobtainium?
What would you do with a kilo of Unobtainium?
Open a portal to hell
Obtain it.
snort it
thats crazy talk user.
but
Room temperature superconductor? I would try to sell it to a research lab for a small price so they can hopefully find a way to duplicate it and usher in a new era of energy efficiency and abundance.
A one kilo unobtanium buttplug.
smoke it
unobtanum?
> no, not planet unobtanium!
I don't know, what are its properties?
Maybe make a nice broach or something for a lady I'm keen on.
Holy fuck I laughed way too hard
Take it as a suppository and see if it increases the volume of my cumshots
Why obtain it?
MOM'S
What weights more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of unnobtainium?
god damn it limmy
...
Can I eat or fuck it?
No?
Then in the bin it goes
go ahead and delete this
Re-unobtain it post-unironically.
Snort it out of buttholes
>eh fails to see how extremely rare materials can be traded for food or hookers
What does it do?
whats next, you gonna explain commerce and gross domestic product to him too? let him be a caveman.
no hes probably a berniefag..
what CAN'T it do?
save a baby raccoon's life
explain how