Dubs decides what happens to Sam
I'm not killing my cat or some shit smh
Dubs decides what happens to Sam
I'm not killing my cat or some shit smh
Rolling for make a paper hat that you get to stay on Sam's hat. Ideally it will make him look like a pirate, cuz your also going to get him a lil eye patch, and if u have a toy bird that wouldn't hurt. From there get either a shitload of food, or catnip, or both and film it. Edit the footage over pirates of the Caribbean theme song
Fuck it, bump and roll.
Just to clarify I did not mean fuck it as in ur cat....and roll
So close to quints
Bump
Do it
give him a treat
Overfeed it for a week
Fucking sly bastard. I want to see this cat in a pirate suit high on catnip eating it's fix, u just swoop in a throw a dub out. Fuck outta here
pat him on the head
Rename your cat Lyle and convince yourself it's Sam's evil twin who has taken Sam's place (and just to ensure Sam's survival, forced Sam to live with his fat cat lady owner)
I’ll keep going, roll some more dubs guys. Also rolling for pirate hat myself
show him penis
roll
Rolling
get
Fucking kekekekkek roll
do it OP
SHOW DICK
Pirate roll
roll
rollroll
DO IT!!!
yes pls
Make Sam a pillow fort (only serving as a vessel for the photograph. Slap a timestamp on it that says Sup Forums no trap or cp threads allowed in Sam's fort
Squat down over his head naked and put your balls on his head to show your dominance
U got dubs
Dunk him in cold water
Rolli
rollin
Roll once more
Roll once more
Just once more
Do it op!
Fuck his ass. No socks.
show him your penis
rolling for this
I don't think his balls will last long while trying to tbag a literal predator who plays, FOR ENJOYMENT, with anything that dangles at all.
you take care of him like he was your child.
rolling
Roll
Super afraid Sup Forums is going to ty to get ur genitals fucked up by Sam tonight OP
pls
put him in a bath
Roll
fuck you user wasted
roll for
roll
reroll
One could argue that was it's own submit
Roll
After many attempts of trying to take a selfie of my balls on Sam’s head I gave the fuck up, shit was not working for me
Mirror
put your penis in his face
Okay wtf I specifically downloaded it on my computer so it wouldn't be upside down smh
rolling
roll
Reroll
Rollllerino
DO IT
Attempt number 3 at making it right side up
Success
Re roll
Can you just do the pirate thing and post it nightly for a week? Maybe add the timestamp about a fort and no trap and cp threads or something idk. Make Sam a savior of Sup Forums but get ready for tons of flack from the real chicken tendie dweebs
Will post more of Sam tomorrow night!