How desperate are you to fuck?

How desperate are you to fuck?

Jesus fuck not that desperate

Thanks for finding my sister, user.

I thought I was extremely desperate because its been years then a 55 year old super thin flat chested woman offered herself up to me and I declined

Certainly not that desperate
has she got a sister that doesn't look like a fat retarded mongoloid?

She needs makeup

pic related

I'd rather fuck my couch

Are the handcuffs to keep her away from the fridge?

I fuck the shit out of her

>fuck the shit out of her
Judging by the girth here, that's gonna take some time.

A pussy is a pussy. Would pump full of cum.

I'd fuck her, her body is still pretty good

>A pussy is a pussy
This is how virgins think.

I want wife that cares about me.

Nobody's ever going to care about you.

You might be right.

:'(

It's true. Care goes so far.

I'm desperate, but I got standards

this beautiful little flower

my gf

Care/love is like us military. Do enough to serve your term.

It's like work. Punch in, punch out. Shitty check. Spend. Repeat.

It hurts me to think you're with someone because you can be. In going back to raddit.

at least you can project films onto her forehead.

Would fuck her all night and all day. Ugly bitches know they can't compete with looks so they usually go crazy in bed instead

thank god it's contained

Vigo the Carpathian?

Not that much

pretty desperate
>married
>last time I had my dick in her vag was December - didn't come
>last time I came in her vag was October

And trash cans and small animals

Kek

A challenger enters the arena.

I kissed a girl 150 lbs heavier than her.
In public.

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Dude.. Tim Curry played a pirate?