This close to REKT -->.<--

This close to REKT -->.

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>no danger if he had just stayed in his car
he probably thought he was lucky after this too

C'mon people, can't be the only one!

He was just being polite and closing that mans car door for him.

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Imagine the adrenaline rush

traffic accidents are the most boring type of rekt

> A trannys cry for help

Pathetic, I have no sympathy for these mentally ill attention seekers.

These are good. I have nothing to contribute

that's the rapper known as 6ix9ine

I don't think I have any rekt that fit this criteria op

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That's the fun part: "Almost, almost, almost ... ghaaaa, failed!"

I'm not complaining about this thread but a good rekt to me is when people/stuff/animals get rek'd.

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Hence: "This close to REKT" instead of "REKT"

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>one man thread

OP is the ultimate loser

Jus' sayin, I'm sad I can't contribute.
But I'm enjoying these.

I may be, but at least I'm trying to increase my collection.

The admire the cool granny. Unfased by the train (either that or the earing aid battery went dead).

The last one

is that Esquilino (Rome, Italy)?

allah akbar!!!

Absolutely no idea. A google image search for Esquilino brings up (mostly) an obelisk.

I like how his reaction goes from leaning away a little bit, then after the impact he gets up and runs for a bit. Thanks for the chuckles so far OP, if that's you done I hope some other anons can contribute.

you can tell that it's somewhere in russia because of the cars

he should have finished the fucking job then

actually I just realized I do have one!

kek

Briliant!

wtf are you actually retarded?

No, you can't. You can see less that half a dozen vehicles and they just look "European". I think the crashing van looks like a ford transit, quite common in the UK - but it doesn't look like UK roads. I'd say France or Italy are a good bet.

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wtf nationality these idiots r?

alllmost.

howibecameracist.webm

he thought the beetle would hit his car

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
pussy on the fly?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh shut up. You animal faggots makes me ill. People die and you don't care. One of these shitty things buys it and you bitch bitch bitch. Disgusting

Do you need help user? You seem confused.

imagine couple inches to the left

>became
you were racist all along, user.

chill

I like how lonely gopnik on bench reacted...

wow

Luckiest son of a bitch alive. It's funny with the sound when he starts yelling "I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVEEEEEEE!". kek

i'm glad you'll never experience love

I hope motherfucker in car died.

I guess he really needed to use that porta-potty real bad.

If you gotto go you gotto go.

Joke on you, modern cars are quite safe. Fucking insurance niggers, who decided to make crumple zones and airbags.

*singing "is this loooveeeeee"*

hope u know this was faked and the guy did the breakdown on his own channel

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Status of Dancer: close to REKT

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Don't watch it, otherwise you will have to respond.

whoever tortured that cat is likely to be found eventually. can't upload anything without leaving a trail, and nobody would mind a bit of vigilante justice here.

Speak for your self faggot

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sadly I have 100's of webems and gifs of cats being tortured.

I've launched campaigns on Sup Forums to try and identify the perpetrators.

to date 0 abusers except for Rusty's have been identified. when Rusty's abuser was identified, Sup Forums pussed out.

here's another, maybe you recognize this filthy Mexican:

i agree
he/she should suffer

POST THEM

Kicking the kitty will most likely do nuffing to kitty, unlike puting one in washmashine.

the cat might die of eternal bleeding tho

I like your thread OP

Yes, but it is not as likely, as in washing machine.
Idk, I rid of the cats in my backyard with water. The safest and most effective thing.

There is some mango shop so is some place in Europe

It's China, no one cares. You'd have to import a vigilante first.

Post em. It doesn't hurt to see if anyone knows anything.

At first I was about to say - "a mango shop, oh of course the most European of fruits" like a sarcastic bastard.
Then I seen it was a fashion shop which has a chain across the UK. I also believe it's the UK because the weather is shitty enough for umbrellas.

I'm not responding. And I'm saging this thread.

fu

Not a SINGLE fuck.

Dumbfuckistan, is my guess. Manual labor... probably government employees/contractors -> practically mental retards, IQ80'ish. Might be imported, but naturally, there are also always a lot of domestic idiots.

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niggers gonna nig

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggers

Well, niggers are animals too, so you shouldn't care about them being harmed either. So who cares if the guy you're responding to is "racist"?

Unless you're a nigger, yourself. You're not, are you?

That beetle would just fold like a tincan against the newer car there with actual safety shit

>drive on right
>probably not British roads

yeah, fucking idiot. when a car is going that fast, that erratically, it looks like it's going to hit his car.

fuck

>:( stope

>> ETERNAL BLEEDING THO

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animals > people

hustle bones coming out my mouth

heys thats bretty good

bitch

Woah! First time seeing someone survive that.

damn

Ohnonono

MomAnon here.

>inb4 tits or gtfo

Been on near-obsessively since the Boston Bombings. Yes, I'm an INTJ. I get some good, honest laughs from Sup Forums, love the white knight raids (Jerkin' Joes and the kid who didntknooooo) and think that what was done for Dusty the Cat was an extremely proud moment in the history of Sup Forums.

Only rarely do I identify myself. It's simply not necessary most of the time. Also don't want to be called attention whore, be flooded with tits or gtfo, or other summer-level bullshit.

I also lurk in Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Might have to head over to /fit/ one day, stretch my cables but you're a fag.


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Worst dancing I've ever seen.

Is this pasta? Cringiest shit I've ever seen on here.

Sorry little boy. I'm a more legitimate poster than you. No tits for you.