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A life of luxury and wealth with my family

Everything's the same but i have a big tit goth gf

It's a very well known story in the town
about a guy who was a jerk and at a short time became an asshole

how you doin bud?

Bet
Send me to a reality where I'm rich

Not good

just end me lol and give me a big tiddie goth gf

what do you enjoy right now?

Go on then, lets see what you can do.

STOP MY FUCKING HEART RIGHT NOW FAGGOT

Send me to reality where am rich af and have a big tiddy goth gf

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>If you accept our offer; we will stop your heart immediately and you will die.
Yeah, im still alive and not in an alternate reality

money. alot
its all i need.

I just want to start over. I don't care if I don't have all of my wisdom that I've gained over the years. I just want a fresh start where hopefully I can do better.

The mornings I wake up without the crushing feeling that I'm an absolute failure, they are few are far between

i wanna live in a reality where im happy

Let me live in a reality whre I can act out my every fantasy and wish without difficulty

what was the first time you thought you were a failure?

This reality but I'm buff and good at math

I would want to be a god.
Basically I start in a dark and empty world, where there isn’t anything. I have the power to create and destroy whatever I want, for example a universe. I’d want my mind to be rewired to never feel bored of my life or the world, I would enjoy every second of this eternity. I would communicate with my loved ones that are Still alive in dreams. And I’d like to see my dead loved ones there. Hope I just die

I want it to be 2012 forever and forever on OPENFEINT

So long ago I can't remember, maybe when my kids lived with me

Send me to a reality where im admin/op/superuser. Having access to admin commands would be great.

give me a life with infinite knowledge, money, god mode, and Anime Girlfriend

so what are you doing now?

Go to oblivion and live there forever

By 'op' i dont mean i want to be OP. Id rather be straight, thanks.

Nazi Germany and Japan win WWII

Nothing

Yeah, 2012 was one of the better years of my life too

In a life where technology rules
Everyone lives forever
I have friends while still keeping my personality with me.

For me too

Okay, I accept your offer.

Send me to where pokemon is real and I get to kill and eat all the magicarp and duskull I want.

Live in a world where magic is real

A world just like this, except I no longer age.

put me as an immortal space/time manipulator into the world of heroes
if you can see into my memories, you know what i mean, but if you can't then bnha world

Why the fuck would you eat duskulls?

Just make it interesting. I like music and I wanna go to space

well nows the time to start something new.

Make a reality where my mom gay

Live in a world where magic is real.

what a waste

I ACCEPT!!!

i want to live in my own fantasy world that allows me to create multiple worlds to live in so i can opt in and out of these multiple worlds when i want, and i want all violent and negative thoughts removed from my brain

....

Live in a reality where I’m rich and happy

because ghosts are delicious

I want to live in a world when humans aren't fucked up. Where the survival of only the strong is not anymore appliable. And where you can exploit your talents without the fear of financial trouble.

I have been thinking that too, time to apply myself to something in my life for once

Send me to a reality where the space race only escalated till the point that we are one year away from developing Functioning FTL and already have ships waiting to be fitted with it to take brave astronauts to the outer reaches of the galaxy. Oh, and i wold like to be a well known astronaut who is one of, if not the best at the job.

Give me a reality like this one, execpt i can control whatever happens and i can make anything i want exist/happen.

still not dead what is this scam?

A reality where I'm dead please

yes

Accepted
Send me in a World like the one in 'no game no life' where everything is decided by games pls

I wanna fuck gf tonight dubs decide how

take me away nibbas

Okay

i wanna live pretty much in the same reality, only catch: i got the ability to jump, like in the movie jumper.

i decline
my life's good enough, but i thank you kindly for the offer

Make her give you a rimjob then finger your ass. After that suck her fingers

MY HEART DIDN'T STOP IMMEDIAETLY, YOU LIED

Me but dick bigger xx

A reality the same as this but we can be together

give me a nice redhead femanon to eat out

A life exactly identical to what I'd have as if this would not work.

#meToo

I decline

Make a small surgical incision into her left breast, then drain the milk into a tube connected to your prostate, and re-ejaculate it back into her mouth.

choose something and stick with it. easy to say but hard to do. best way is to get angry at it and bend it to your will

A life of paradoxes

YOU'R MOM GAY

You're a faggot

I want to be tall and without moles

I've already had the epiphany that my life is a complete joke but I honestly do not know what I want to do yet, I am a manchild in sudden realization of my wasted life. Although getting angry with what I do eventually choose to do sounds better than my usual half-assed attempts

Reality where i still live in a first world country and am actually happy

Instant death with no reincarnation

I wanna be gay, cause youre fucked and I wanna savour it

Yes everything same but have 10/10 goth gf for me.

Go for it, dubs

send me to a reality where im rich and powercful.

The reality where in 2017 I released a hit record fronting a rock-blues psychedelic trio and am in the process of recording the third LP

Put me in a world where I can become an overpowered sorcerer

Underrated post

put me in le animes

Put me in a reality where everything's the same but I get a good looking, wholesome gf.

Reality were I actually amount to something.

Kill me now!!! Kill me now!!!

How old are you?

Let me go back to 2007. I'll get it right this time...

To destroy you

I want the reality where she's still mine

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>implying i'm not a shitty beta nerd.
I'd like to born in a new world with magic, and good talents, habilities for me, and the best iq eith not limits on my magic just for the lulz

Sure op.
A reality similar to this one (no major important changes but if apples grow on bushes I don´t give a shit)
I want to look the same way except 190 cm tall
A big pornstar dick
The ability to jump realities (Including back to this one)
Super human strength (goku level)

Also immortal (Forgot that part)

Take me where I’m rich and handsome

Heart still hasn't stopped

Fuck you for getting my hopes up lying op