Pooping's weird right? Like the act of pooping and the need to do it. Think about it...

Pooping's weird right? Like the act of pooping and the need to do it. Think about it. Once or twice a week this smelly brown shit just plops out of a hole in the back of you... and then you get all covered in it and have to wipe it up. Like... I just never got over how weird pooping seems.

You only poop once or twice a week?

I thought everyone did? You hear people say "I gotta piss" like every day but you never hear people say "I gotta take a shit."

Once or twice a week. . .

Show us your tits, slut.

Your body is getting rid of excess unneeded material that goes in. Same thing as sneezing, basically.

But like why cant we just break down everything we eat and use all of it or why cant we get rid of it some other way? Brown smelly mush plopping out of your ass just seems really fucking weird. Sneezing is weird too but not as weird. Youre fine and normal then all of a sudden your nose fucking half explodes like a shotgun sending snot all over the place in tiny pieces. That shits weird.

>i thought everyone did

Unless you're some high class cali wife getting the shit sucked out of you once or twice a week, you're shitting at least once a day, this is bait friends

weird is when adults use words like, "pooping."

I just want a meat clown and cheese on wheat.

Have you met Andy?

Is it any weirder than being on Sup Forums every day or post Adam Sandler memes? Me too, but I think if you ate that you wouldnt poop for like a year.

>pooping once or twice a week
Eat more fibre. Go and see a doctor. You should shit at least daily, sometimes twice.

Ive pooped like this all my life so I dont think its a big deal.

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>pooping once or twice a week
That’s it guys, OP is a robot get out of here

Because otherwise, that brown smelly mush would be excreting from every pore on your skin on a regular basis.

>once a week
sickly vegan detected

But why smelly brown mush? Why not like... I dont know, something thats not smelly brown mush that gets all over you.

because it's broken down organic material filled with bacteria. there's no getting around it being smelly mush

Thanks for the kek.

Pooping is weird.

But like the world could be anything you know? Physics could be anything, chemistry and biology could be anything. Why did it have to be smelly brown mush? Why did we have to poop at all? Why do we even need to eat when life could have just been designed to like let us live forever without any kind of fuel or anything.

it served its purpose of providing nutrition if it smelled good people would want to eat it again

But why not like smell just like nothing you know? Why does it have to smell? Why does it have to get all over you?

It smells because it's your body telling you "don't eat that you stupid faggot".

But why cant we eat it? I dont want to but why does it have to be like super fucking bad? And why do you need to poop anyway like I said before? Why dont we just get all the stuff we eat broken down and never have to waste any of it? If every part of everything we ate was nutritional and we absorbed it we wouldnt have to eat as much and like isnt that good for like everything?

once or twice a week? what the fuck are you eating op?

my poop is mostly dead cells so it's extremely stinky. I've been loosing weight.

If it's any consolation, I only poop 2/3 times a week too OP.

But I'm a freak, so...

Congrats user you are pooping yourself to death.

you're a biological organism. It's not weird, you just don't seem to get what it actually means to be human

Every single living species on the planet excretes.
It's one of the definitions of a living organism.

If you only take a shit twice a week you need to see a doctor

No its amazing. Especially if you have a hot gf you love. It's beautiful to watch her take a shit and then eat it all for you because she loves you.

But like why does anything have to poop? Life could be anything we could all poop life lengthening medicine or ice cream but we have to settle for brown stinky mush and that seems really fucking weird to me.

aren't we all? every poop is a little death. every orgasm is a little death. every breath is a little death. we are dying until we die.

>im going to make a cake for the baby shower its going to be hilarious and cute
>adds too much realism and detail
>creep everyone out
>nobody talks to that person again

I understand you are going through an existential crisis about pooping. But if you study it a little more, its food in and waste out, some things in food dont need to be absorbed, poop is made up of a lot dead blood cells and other things from the body.

Point is it has to go somewhere, just be glad its at the bottom of your body and not anywhere closer to your face.

Dude I shit like 2 times per day. You must have something clogged inside you.

nice dubs. your body is made of cells. every cell in your body dies and is replaced. therefore, you eliminate those dead cells with undigested fiber. that is why it smells. that is why it is brown. you are eliminating waste.

>once or twice a week
I think you're constipated op

Yeah I'm two or three times a day. I'm well hydrated, plenty of water, it really helps keep the system moving. Once or twice a week is really not good.

life is poop. why isnt poop life?
i want to be a poop based organism.

a world of poop... like india.

But like why does it have to be like that? Things could be anything why does it have to be this? I get why its like that in the world we live in with the way things are but why do they have to be like that in the first place?

You poop every day?

I went throught same thing as you when I turned 17 or 18, your brain grows a little more and you begin to question everything.

>but why does it have to be that way

welcome to reality, we go through our days asking these questions all the time.

At some point it will get difficult and you will just accept our reality before it drives you nuts. I used to smoke a lot of pot when I was 17-24 and started watching space documentaries and for a while it was cool, until I started pondering on the meaning of everything and our existence and alternate realities.

Its started to make my mind real, one day my older brother said to me " hey try not to be too existential, it will drive you nuts "

And boy was he right.

>Once or twice a week

and what word would you use?
the only alternatives are curse words which are just gross to hear and make you sounds like a angsty pre-teen "I gotta go shit/crap"

or science words which are annoying to hear and make you sound like a pompous autist
" I must defecate/evacuate my bowels "

personally I try to avoid using any direct word when I have to poop, I usually say " I gotta go to the bathroom "

Life was not designed.
Learn a little about biology and physics and chemistry. It works. It’s not arbitrary.
The reason we evolved to think poop is smelly and gross is because waste is harmful to our health and we grew to have an adverse reaction to the smell.

The real weird thing about pooping is that everyone walks around in life in various degrees of importance and seriousness about themselves, but at the end of the day they still are just slightly advanced monkeys that poop and wank off like the ones in the zoo

You should get more fiber

normal pooping is considered anything from 3 times a day to once every three days. 4 or more times in one day you have a problem, 4 or more days without pooping, you have a problem.

although technically you can go however long you need to without pooping, as long as you are, the one or two times a week anons are normal here, and the daily poopers are normal too.

I myself go 2-3 times a week and feel like going once or more a day would be such a hassle and I would think I was eating too much greasy food or something if i was pooping that much

So why do my own farts smell good but other peoples farts smell awful?

any effective natural born English speaker only utters metaphors and illustrative language.

i work with beaners and nigs, so i only use idioms and analogies. sometimes sarcasm.

dumb people simply can not compute that sort of skilled English. i would divulge further yet i suspect you are said nigger.

Alan Watts once said something to the effect of...

"In the same way that an apple tree "apples"... the earth "humans."

Pooping is part of the connectedness to all things earth and the universe. Like any other animal we're designed to make soil more fertile and transport seeds. Pooping is incredible.

my son, you are simply not sniffing enough young women's farts.
'SMELLS LIKE BABBY FARTS' -lo waing

>there are people who poop more than twice a week.
Come on now

So youre saying pooping is like the universe?

the universis IS POOP what dont you nderstanda??

....so adult should not say poop?

take JK rowling

she wont go for a walk.
she stretches her legs

So what would she say if she was pooping? I must expand the canyon? Dump the truck? Give the throne a mudbath? Go for a double fudge sundae? Drop the bomb? Wingardium Shitiosa?

More like, pooping is necessary for life, therefore existence, therefore consciousness.

Medfag here, ask your doctor about this next time. The average person shits more than once or twice a week. You may be fine but you could have an issue. Or a poor diet and chronic dehydration if you're a piece of shit

drop the niggers off a the pool

burning the nigger oil

nigger nigger nigger nigger

and oh shit look at the huge nigger i left in the toilet because all my taxes are paying for dumb niggers

It’s part of evolution.
Maybe there was some organism that used everything it ate, but then never contributed to the developmental of the plantlife it consumed, and had trouble finding plantlife to eat for the same reason. This organism would go extinct until one came along that actually fostered plant growth.
Plants love shit.

And if consciousness is necessary for breathing, and breathing is necessary for eating, and eating is necessary for pooping, and pooping is necessary for consciousness, and if consciousness is reality, and reality is the universe, then pooping is the universe.

you must be a plant as you are a breain ded veggie because you like pop.

It's not just what you eat, cells break down and need replacing constantly, dead ones go into shit while new ones get made

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i hate pooping cus i have to wipe
thinking about buying a bidet but i live with my parents so i cant just buy one without their say

>And if consciousness is necessary for breathing, and breathing is necessary for eating

Not necessarily.

>Once or twice a week

Every other organism does it. Why shouldn't we?

Why does anything have to? Its weird no matter what does it.

You're supposed to poop twice a day

>once or twice a week
Jeez user eat some actual food

yeAST HAS EXPRIATEION YU DULPT

Ok is always a massive fucking faggot