Band Stereotypes

What are some stereotypes for band? Like woodwinds, brass, and percussion

>band has two drummers

percussion always slacks off

>The clarinet who only cares about auditions and nothing else

Every flute player is a girl and every euphonium/tuba player is a guy

The clingy in section couple

saxophones play too loud

My favorite, the "Im a senior so i don't care" marcher

senioritis is universal

flutes play too loud

the band goes boom

Its an epidemic

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ugly band teachers

band teachers that are too black

mods

the rhythm guitar beats his wife

the nigger who bangs away at the piano amirite?

This is expected for the job when you become Percussion, literally all of them do this shit

the slacker trumpets

try again with the meme

when the band director give u this look

faggot

that one nigga who streak naked and fuck the clarinet chick and now shes a slut bag

clarinet players are psychos.

I used to be a band kid, I fucking loved music and making it..I have no why I listened to my parents tell me I wasn't worth it. I played the clarinet and basoon.

sexy kid

want a dick pic?

>the picture
>the illiteracy
Kalk

>tuba player is either a tall and big guy or a scrawny guy

sure

WHAT THE FUCK

hey, he asked for it

so thats underage right?

I didn't ask for it I was just lurking

no he's a senior at my high school

wew
sort out those pubes

oh then whatever

Oh okay the dick just really look like a 12 year olds

Is this The Money Store alt art?

but its not 0 value

makes sense cuz this guy is a faggot

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> (OP)
you're a failed musician we get it

faggots age slower?