OFFICIAL INDY 500 RACE THREAD #3

LAP 1LONSO/200

>incoming caution for wildlife on track

>amerishit "professional" drivers btfo by KING F1

A L O N S O
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INB4 INEVITABLE HONDA BREAKDOWN

Sup ForumsLONSO

Andretti top 3

S A T O

Alonso is a little bitch

Alonso triple crown when?

he's won it twice I think

WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS STILL HAVE A JOB

SHIT COMMENTATORS. HUMAN SLEEPING PILLS

WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS STILL HAVE A JOB

SHIT COMMENTATORS. HUMAN SLEEPING PILLS

POWER OF DREAMS

what is Andretti? They dont make the chassis?

>still no cautions
>1/4 way through

2 hour race this year?

Mclaren F1 BTFO

ADS ADS ADS

Fernando we need you to stop the car.
Stop the car.

you can tell these commentators fucking hate each other

who /mpg/ here?

I miss paul

S/a/to!

Also how come Honda can make Indy engines running on redline for 3 hours straight but can't into F1 engines?

why are ex f1 drivers dominating this?

Ads
REEEEEEEE

Every team runs the same Dallas chassis

ADS

It's over, Alonso already won

This is now a Mana thread

GIVE SATO YOUR ENERGY LADS \o/

There is no chance Alonso is going to make it to the end of this race.

No chance in hell. Let alone win the damn thing.

>ALO already drove a longer distance than BUT today
kek

>BT SPORT SHOWING ADS

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>1st, 2nd, 3rd
>F1 drivers

Stay in top 3 just this once, Sato.

who /teamrossi/ here?

Sup Forumslonso

What is it with you burgers and your drug ads?

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IVE NEVER RRRACED WITH LESS POWER

son of Mario Andretti, former F1 champion with Lotus
chassis are Dallara

well they were fired

These Chevrolet "le real truck guyz xDDD" ads are painfully autistic.

Buy Nasacort.

Lads, if ALO wins I think Zak Brown will scrap the McLel F1 program and move it all to the USA

>honda engine finishing a race
That's a first this year.

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YEEEE BOI

NO WAIIII

CHEWY MEMORIAL CANCER

word

It's almost like Formula 1 is the Formula 1 of racing

>sato closing in
fug

>real dads steal dads
wut?

Any britlads watching via Virgin Anywhere?
Is it choppy and repeating stuff for you too?

alonso back in p1

>the absolute madman isn't saving fuel

I'm here for Sup ForumsLONSO but honestly wouldn't mind if S/a/to won. I liked him back in F1 he was a pure kamikaze and the honor of a samurai. Just please don't torpedo Alonso.
He really needs to do Le Mans.

When did Alonso overtake for #1?

>Hamilton will see Alonsi winning and do Indy 500 next year and die doing Indy

Thank you based USA

Sato strong and fast

can i get a rundown on what the "Pit Stop Challenge" is?

it looks like a knock-out tournament that happens mid-race, according to the 2016 Indy wiki

DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE CANCER? BETTER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO GIVE YOU KANKERAWAY(REGISTERED TRADEMARK) JUST IN CASE*


* - warning, kankeraway can cause death

this drunk driving song is the cringiest shit ever

F1 and Indycar merger when?

During the last round of ads

FUCKING ADS I CAN'T SEE ALONSO TAKING THE LEAR DREEEEEEEEEE

GODDAMN THANK YOU BASED VISOR CAM

hamilton said at some point that he'd like to try nascar

Race of Attrition in the 2nd half

Alonso has more points (1) for leading the Indy 500 than he has in 5 Grands Prix this year (0)

Fernando, retire the car please.

Clear here

hopefully never

>Implying he won't go an extra stop but with no fuel saving

>whoever has the best luck wins the race

Yes.

>STEAK n SHAKE

Stock cars have the steepest learning curve for already accomplished racers. If you can race dirt you can race open wheel. Not to say that what Alonso is doing isn't super impressive cuz it is, but it's not all that surprising cuz he's a world class F1 talent.

Stock cars are the equivalent of racing UPS trucks to these guys. Horribly handling fuck huge tanks. I think that's why you see so little success for accomplished drivers trying out NASCAR. Altho even tho he didn't win, I thought JPM did a good job there. If you can drive a stock car, you can drive anything.

CRASH


DIXON IS KILL

RIP DIXON

BIG ONE

HABBENING

What are the rules regarding the fuel?

mfw turnleft is way more funnier than F1.

>when the true latins show up

lets go alo and rossi!

PUT IT OUT

HAPPENING

OH SHIT BIG CRASH

noooooooo not dixon

ded

F

Small juan

DIE DIE DIE

>the city of dixon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

INDY400 ENGINE!!
INDY400 ENGINE!!

F

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HERE WE GO!

D E A T H
E
D

DED

ITS HAPPENING

Dixieland nooo

OH FUCK.

They saw alonso with a big gap and they decided to stop the race