Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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Oh no u didnt
You're not that cool. You can't even get trips.
>761800635
Dude don't get me started on how big of a looser you are
dubs got
Lol you're the faggot who 1. knows what Sup Forums is and 2. bothered to come here to make fun of us. And we play plenty of sports. In fact they have starcraft tournaments on TV in korea. I'd rather have cute korean girls fawning over me than that blow up doll bimbo you call "your bitch". And it's not hard to get straight As in remedial school. Oh and the artists that draw those "naked drawn Japanese people"? I'm guessing you've never heard of Patreon, but there are artists who draw that stuff who pull in like a cool quarter mil a year on donations ALONE, not even COUNTING the amount of money they get from commissioned work. Keep throwing your sportsball around retard, LOL
how do I become an otaku weeb? kawaii desu~
Let's get drunk and go drag racing on the streets of New Jersey, OP!
if you dont like the userbase here you can go straight back to redddit you dumb greaseball piece of shit
This pasta should be changed so that way the guy's name is Chad
Being this fucking new
getting baited
What's the matter, Johnny boy, you can dish it out but you can't take it? I hope you cleared your exif data before you uploaded that "cute" picture of you and your atrocious looking girlfriend... Oops... looks like you didn't... Looks like you're in for a world of hurt... you don't know what "nerds" you just messed with :)
>“jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”
don't mind if i do
your bitch is 3dpd
>Not "Johnny" obviously
>You are just a newfag
>fyi this thread is a pasta and it is posted every single fucking day
Jesus H. Jumping Christ !! Why are you not dead ? Apparently your parents didn't have enough chlorine in their gene pool.
This is bait. Its a fucking copypasta. How fucking worthless are you that you can't even give OC bait? Weak dude
>"obviously"
I like how you start denying who you are the second I said you were gonna get hacked... and I'm still going to hack you Johnny Boy, can't let you off that easily... see, this, to me, is like a sport... one that I am a gold medalist at :)
I'm not even OP I was trying to explain that you got baited. But you're too retarded
How are you still being trolled you dense cunt
Newfag detected
LMFAO
What did you just say about me you little bitch. I'll have you know........
shit was so crash!
how old is this meme? man i feel old.
Awwww.... It's been a while since I saw this copypasta. Reminds me of when Sup Forums wasn't overrun with teenagers.
Thanks, OP!
Faking delete this you heathen
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
i created this meme. i am john. please don't post pictures of me online . thanks.
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Fuck u nigger John transcends ‘bait’