At friends house

>at friends house
>friend goes bathroom
>his sister on couch next to me
>stretched out her bare feet inches away from me
>"hey move your feet, you know i got a thing for feet"
>"deal with it"
>"aight how about i get a few licks then?"
>"gross no"
>"footrub?"
>"No touching, only looking!"
>lean in and steal a few sniffs
>"hey!"
>"im not touching!"
>"fine whatever"
>pull out phone and take this picture up close
>"saving that to jerk off to?"
>"hell yeah i am, im going to post it online for others to jerk to them too and theres nothing you can do about it" I say smugly
>"alright crop my face out then"
>"aight"

Saved, thanks

cool story bro

Post more.
Show her face with her soles

So why were you standing half a foot away from the couch in the picture if you just said you were on the couch

lickable soles

Bait god

SNIFF SNIFF

This thread again

moar

Where you from my nigga?
Looks familiar

>this level of detective

Another story like this?

It's autism

>ITT everyone is detached from reality and as awkward as OP
go out more

/ thread

This picture is from Apr 2017,
OP is a massive faggot

wow you are a real cunt lol

its like you never talked to a girl before

Bull.Shit.

Coming from the guy who needed to use urban dictionary to figure out what ITT meant

Lmaooo

>googles ITT
newfag

This might be one of the most obvious fake greentexts I have ever seen. I sincerely am afraid for the person that posted this, because not only do you lack the willpower to not post this or the self-awareness to realise how autistic this is, but because you don't show a single sign of creativity or independent thought. How does it feel knowing that you lack the basic human function of restraint, something that your everyday chimpanzee can grasp. I unironically believe that I lost brain cells from reading this incoherent mess of a story. What kind of slack-jawed bottom feeder could not only post this, but also believe that the other people on this site would believe them. Even if you posted this on R9K you would be ostracised for staining their board with this wet fart your brain decided to squirt out. If I was given the chance to go back in time to any point in history I would go back five minutes and stop myself from clicking on your post, because I know it would create a paradox and make the universe implode. My last thought before being sucked into the abyss would be of you realising that your lack of substance had caused the end of the universe, and I will smile.

this couldn't be put any better

This post genuinely made my blood boil

coming from the same fag

I didnt know if I ITT comes first or at the end of the sentence

is this a pasta? if not im making it a pasta

t.Butthurt newfag

Original, this post brought out something in me.

either

l u r k m o a r

feet are gross

Moar!

yep def disgusting. would not want to suck on these toes one by one as the squirm and wiggle in front of my face

OP never said he was on the couch. What he actually said was that his friend's sister was on the couch next to him, implying nothing else about his own exact location at that moment in time. For example, he could have been standing next to the couch or sitting in a separate chair. Furthermore, given that the conversation between two parties must have lasted around 30 seconds and the exact time that had passed between actions had gone unstated, OP potentially had plenty of time to move even if he had been on the couch.

Wrong! OP clearly states that his sister's presence on the couch disturbs him, even requesting her to move her feet. The only conclusion is that OP is a faggot

>calls out someone for having ITT urbandictionary entry open in another tab

you just got epicly trolled friendo :^)

fag

Obje- wait, did you just say that OP is a faggot? Hmm, yes, the evidence is undeniable. OP is most assuredly a homosexual. Take him away, boys.

Glad we could come to this conclusion. Take him away boys, the only punishment suitable for fags is the chair

>no bizarre porn tabs
Nah he's just a newfig