What names you call your dick?

What names you call your dick?

I call mine Bulldozer.

The octagon

little rupert

yellow submarine

I fuck asian girls.

Sir Patrick Stewart

Beat me to it, nice one user

thick burger or meaty

Faith. Ruins a lot of songs for people.

R2D2

obi-one
since I lost my right nut

before that it was just 'penis'

Fuck me, my ex named mine rupert too.

RAAAAAAAPEMAAAAAAAN

I call mine none doll fucker. I would have less hatred towards you if this was a god damn loli doll. Fags get out.

Dave from accounting

>loli doll
pedo

Winkle fairy

The FellHammer

Fag. Fags are worse thank child rapists. At least they're straight

Turd Buster

Clifford.

ellen

Henry the eighth inch

Oprah

You get my dick and you, everbody gets dick

>edge
>thank
>assuming all child rapists are straight
You are retarded?

Liquid plumber

Its red and imaginary?

You certainly are for being a cock loving fag. Once u turned gay your opinion became invalid. I'd prefer child murder over your existance.

Nah, I used to jerk off with my friend and he used to remark on its size and that it would get a little red after I was done jerking off. So he called it Clifford.

bitch splitter

Youre so cool bro. Soooo cool

King Henry VIII

Fag continues to be gay cunt. Worse than pedos.

misquito bite

my ex called it little princess

Splitter

I agree
Go fucking it's you AIDS catalyst. Instead of crying online how about you cry to your husband as he pounds you bitch. Hope you get hemorrhoids

...What the fuck am I looking at??? Is that a loli doll with a dildo?

inuk chuk.
>~1.5 inch flacid
>7.4 erect
You have no idea how amazed bitches get.
>When the supressed laughter stops, and the realisation hits

Barbie, cause all the lil girls wanna play with me

no, it's my snuggle-kun~

Please tell me you're a femanon.

I dont think it is, user.

I don't name my dick, my guns, or my cat.

Does OP only fuck the fattest cows??

I call mine skippy, because I like jamming it into small places ;3

captain beefy

...

Mr. Fantastic

He's a grower

No name cat.

I call my penis "cock".

cute

The Dreamer.

He had high aspirations throughout all of his life, and bit by bit he's making them come true.

Mine is named "Ol´ cheesy"

Thanks.
>walk into pet store
>hi looking for a cat
>oh, here's the kittens
>got any older ones that no one wants?
Cat in pic.

LOL tiny weenis detected.

What do you call it when others are around?

I call mine I.C.B.M
IntraCuntinental Big Member

Humpfree. Because it will.

schwanz

Richard. But I prefer the diminutive.

Lol obvious faggot detected. U wish your cock was as big as mine.

"The atom"