ITT: Ask a real legit PIMP anything

ITT: Ask a real legit PIMP anything.

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can you share some game with us?
i want to know how to really find what a bitch is lacking and use that to turn her out

lacking how? Are you talking about how do I get girls into the game and sell their pussy?

how is cumming in an old sock in your mums basement? is it fulfilling?

yes. i wanna know how you make a bitch who seems reluctant to sell pussy come around to the idea

I dunno. I am too busy getting my dick sucked by sluts and making money.

lol its fucking easy. You just give them a taste of how much money they can make, how easy it is to make it and the business takes care of its self. But reluctant chicks aren't usually very good. They never make good whores, you need to find the ones that are sluts and show them instead of fucking 3 guys on a friday night for free at the club they can get paid for it instead

Do you pay taxes or are you just a degenerate who thrives off people who actually work for a living??

>plays GTA V once
>thinks hes gangster

Does your mother know that you talk about her this way, and what will she say when she finds out?

I put my money through a legitimate business which I own and yes I do pay tax on it. It is actually much better to do that because 1) Cops don't ask questions 2) You have proof of long term income so you can get credit and loans and stuff from the bank.

So you launder money?
Nice felony there fagget.

Done GTA IRL. It isn't as fun as the game trust me
She will check her bank account and smile

Nope. I don't launder it at all. It is legal legitimate income. Where I live prostitution is not illegal

Proof or GTFO

Kys

>has sex once at a house party
"ask a real legit PIMP anything

Prostitution may be legal, but that does not mean pimping is...

You make money off pimping out whores, which has no bill of sale. Then you safely funnel through a legit business. That's money laundering you idiot. Tax man will figure it out day.

Cops here don't care. All you have to say is you are their driver or booking service provider and they can't do shit. No one gets done for pimping as it is a grey area under the law here

No dick head. You have read my state legislation have you? And I make money of being a booking service and protection for girls. Nothing illegal about it. And no, tax man won't EVER catch me. I have been audited before and passed everything, They even gave me 8K refund lol

If you're a real pump post some of your bitches. Surely you have some OC pics of them. Present them

Letimately LARPING. There's almost no pimping anymore, at least not in the sense that most understand it. Virtually all girls just work freelance on the internet. *Maybe* they might have a guy they call if someone doesn't pay up or gets rough, but the internet has made all the pimping skills obsolete expect for bill collectors. And the collector likely doesn't make that much. Most guys do it for like a 100 a week or less, because honestly, it's rarely required. There's several that might take maybe 1%.

There's plenty of strip club bouncers that might make just a hair more than minimum wage. Likely big oaf types that didn't barely had the wits to graduate that will take those types of jobs, not be exploitive, for next to nothing. That or her boyfriend (actually very common) or simply some white knight rube she knows who has some extreme notions about how women should never be victimized to do it for free.

There is ONE exception though, and you only see it in the inner cities (and these guys likely wouldn't be posting here). Crack heads and heroin addicts. A drug dealer gets a woman hooked on hard drugs, likely even lets her get some on credit, she can't pay. He makes her hook for him in exchange to pay for her fix. In most cases, he's the only hookup she knows so she gets locked in by her addiction.

There are escort services, but I'd argue that's basically a different thing. It's not violent, it's not (typically) exploitative, and usually like any other work the girls can quit at any time. There's not some asshole that's beating her and taking nearly everything.

The free-er the markets regarding any good or service (sex included) typically renders violent and primitive exploitation of that market, obsolete. And the internet has freed up the sex trade market hugely.

Source: During college I was a bouncer for 3 different strip clubs, I learned a lot from the strippers who usually whore a bit on the side.

Fake and gay. You aren't a pimp

Not that stupid idiot. And I could just send u any random photo of a whore. It proves nothing.

of course the tax man wont catch you, you arent old enough to be paying taxes for a couple years yet

>doesnt know what OC means
fuck off newfag

please mr bouncer tell us mor

dallasnews.com/news/crime/2018/01/20/pimp-dies-after-sex-trafficking-victim-tries-flee-houston

I wouldn't have accepted any random selfie of a girl. I was looking for a picture personally taken by him. Of a bitch preferably naked. Not unusual for people to ask for OC

Yes there is still pimping. But you are right thing shave changed you don't have to beat chicks up, all u do is cut them off and they make fuck all money and then they beg to come back to you and do what ever u fucking tell them. Because escorting is now legal, there is so much competition that without guidance most girls fuck up and make heaps less money than they should

That reeks of bullshit. "Cut them off"? What...do you not let the bitch use a computer and a phone? This is a different era man. Face it, the only girls that are pimped are drug addicts

Still not getting any pics faggot.

No shit. Cuz he's not an actual pimp you FAGGOT. That's what everyone here is trying to say. Asking for OC is a way to determine that. Are you legitimately fuckin stupid?

Newsflash: Whores and girls who are attracted to becoming whores are fucking dumb idiots with no business sense and no idea how to provide a good service. They can't organise fucking anything for themselves. I do it all for the girl and make the decisions for them so they don't fuck up and also feed them jobs and tell them how much they should get out of the cunt and how to do it. They work for me they get 2-3k a week and when they work on their own they slump to getting 1k cause they are idiots. So yeah, its not like American ghetto pimping with drugged up girls. Most of the girls who work for me have normal day jobs or study. You bash a University student up cause she fucked pissed u off or wouldn't listen to you then you can expect heat from the cops so you don't do that...you just cut them off.

Can just post a random pic from tinder thats photoshopped. it wouldn't prove shit.

yaaay, how goes it fellow LARPer?

inb4 he continues to pretend to be a real pimp in 2018 lol

inb4 I'm just on Sup Forums to share my knowledge

inb4 I'm a real pimp and waste my time on Sup Forums bragging without actually having an angle to make money at all

inb4 I do this to share my knowledge not to get attention from 13 year old boys who think being a pimp is an actual achievement and not on par with being a lowely drug dealer

inb4 no I do get laid all the time and yes my girls are hot

Pro tip: Not in America.
Pro tip: All sex workers in venues or agencies are managed i.e. pimped
Pro tip: Crack head girls everywhere addicted to meth get forced into prostitution by their dealers and the dealer uses them to create other revenue streams.

inb4 no, of course my girls are hot and they would never just cut me out by using the internet like the average person and yes I will continue to LARP as a "pimp"

>actually larping this hard.

No one is biting dude. Where's that pic of you with *at least* one ho and a time/date stamp?

And dude, if you can operate facebook, you can operate Craigslist, Fetlife, backpage, or any of the dozens of sites used to post their services. That's about all the "business skill" that's actually needed.

You aren't even making a believable case for it man. If you said you were exploiting girls with crack, meth, or heroin: *maybe* you might have something believable because these are virtually the only women that get pimped anymore in the civilized world.

why THE FUCK would anybody brag about being a pimp to some crack heads? what's next, bragging about selling weed?

INB4: You are all just SJW soy boys who eventually will become my customers and when you be dickheads and piss the girl off and she threatens to ''call her pimp'' you will shit yourself and behave and even probably fork over more money

lol I don't pimp crack heads bro. What I was saying was that there are more pimps still out there than people think. I.e. crack dealers pimping their addicted customers

good LARP tho, I'm sure you've convinced some 13 year old that you are an actual pimp and/or that pimping disgusting crack heads is something to aspire to and not akin to being the scum of society, enjoy your crack head blowjob Mr LARP

>She will check her bank account and smile
nice bantz
not amazing but decent

and what is it with the random pictures of ugly people? is it what you think a pimp looks like? dude, gotta improve your research skills before your next LARP session.

You show your complete lack of actual street smarts. There is a lot more to providing a service and getting business than putting up a fucking ad on the internet. You know why? Because there are fucking 400 other girls who put up an ad that night too. Supply more than outweighs demand because it is legal. Girls I know who make fuck all money abuse guys on the phone, be rude when guys ask simple questions about services, provide a rushed shit service that leaves the guy dissatisfied and never comes back, does dumb shit like doesn't collect money upfront or goes to guys houses alone. Doesn't know where the honey pots are for cash i.e. dudes who are whore fiends but need to be rubbed the right way to get business. Look at the modeling world, girls always have managers when they can advertise their portfolios by themselves...because girls are shit at managing their own business.

0/10. Shit bait

You post a lot, but you've posted exactly no proof. Where's your hos?

the girls use fake photos that look similar to them anyway. So it isn't even going to be real pictures of hoes even if i did send them

Not even a good cover. Bro, just go back to wanking to hot chicks on backpage pretending you're managing them. This larp is bad and you should feel bad.

If you *were* a pimp, you'd have pics with your hos... fucking something. It shouldn't be hard if that's really your job. On my phone I have dozens of phones that would prove my employment, you should too. Unless, of course, you're just jerking yourself off with every 5th grade hip hop fans favorite fantasy: pimping.

Believe it or not, not every cunt takes selfies with people like an idiot. Why would I want a picture with my whores? To show off to people? And another thing u dont know is girls do not want their fucking photo taken because they have real day jobs and go to uni. You don't have to believe anything but I have not lied in this thread.