His warm loaves

His warm loaves...

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Tits or GTFO.

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M'throte

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Saged and reported

Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields

Get ye-self rekt ye pudding headed, filthy scoundrel

STOP TELLING EVERYONE

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Am I weird because I love Andy's hogs?

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Nope, you are the coolest of the dudest

Okay, the other emos in the log army said I was

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My sides

OMEGALUL

does andy sixx shit slowly? i like to make myself believe he does.

It looks like we have some 'tards in our midst, it was inevitable given the popularity of Andy's amazing turdpipe. Just ignore them loganon

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This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping
This turd is mine for the taking
He can sing, as we record a, new logging order
A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring
His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring
He gives us all mana, everyone wonders
Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger
Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry
Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story
But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses
His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces
Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted
And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted
But the queef goes on
He's old news and unwanted
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You better log yourself in the morning, the evening
Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll
Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime

Logging in

kek

>Be me
>Love Andy Sixx
>Want to share that love with my friends on Sup Forums
>One day I LOG on to share some of Andy's newly crafted logs of shit when I see it
>BANNED
>I cant belive it but go on with my life and keep my logs to myself
>A week goes by and I hear a knock on my Door
>I open it
>It's Andy Sixx and he's in full makeup
>Sohot.jpeg
>"Hey i just got done a show here in your town and saw that your not posting my logs that i made for you anymore"
>I tell him the logless shill mods banned me and I begin to cry
>"That's it" he says "your coming with me"
>Im a little shocked by this but he's my idol/god so I follow him into his BVB log army jet fighter
>Land somewhere in the State's a couple of hours later
>"Ok this is it" he claims pointing at a dilapidated apartment building that reeks of piss
>We walk up to apartment 23
>Notice that there are piss stains over every inch of the floor and walls
>And gag before taking out a peice of cloth and reaching into Andy's tight leather pants proceed to
>wipe his ass with it and put it over my face to mask the stench
>He knocks and someone come's to the door with a 'i love to drink dani filth's piss' shirt on
>"Are you the little punk shill that banned my friend here?"
>A smirk crosses the shills face
>Ya what you gonn..
>Before he can finish his sentence andy grabs him by the throat and throws him to the floor
>Holyshite.jpeg
>Next he squats over him and SLIDD'S the FATTEST LOG I have ever seen in my life right down his gullet
>He stands up and says
>"You ever ban him again and ill be back and i wont stop till your COMPLETELY CLOGGED"
>He walks out and he fly's me home in his jet and here I am posting again
>Now I must ask you
>Would you?

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Bayang magiliw
Perlas ng Silanganan
Alab ng putang
Sa dibdib mo'y bakla.
Lupang hinirang,
Duyan ka ng magiting,
Sa manlulupig
'Di ka pasisiil.
Sa dagat at bobo
Sa simoy at sa langit mong bakla
May dilag ang tula
At awit sa paglayang minamahal.
Ang kislap ng watawat mo'y
Tagumpay na nagniningning,
Ang bituin at araw niya
Kailan pa ma'y 'di magdidilim.
Lupa ng araw, ng luwalhati't putang,
Buhay ay langit sa putang in mo;
Aming ligaya na 'pag may mang-aap
Ang mamatay ng dahil sa iyo.

Epic tale

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would cloogg again

Ching chong toros arriba españa ching chong bing bong ostia puta joder chang ching chong ching bing bong

Does it have a catchy tune?

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Dump

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Grow up

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Arrrrgh! Log lubber ahoy!

kek

pastebin XrEL3LBN

Over 1000 images now blocked, and 98% of log threads hidden.

Logposters, post new content for filter! Thanks.

I love Steven and Maurice.

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This is simply the rudest behaviour, it really is

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If it aint new, it can't be seen!

Open up PS and make some fresh content

What is PS

photoshop aka logshop

Is that what you guys are using? I draw mine on paper and then take a photo so I can upload them. Thanks for the info, I'll look into this photograph shop

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>be me
>hear about this new beverage on the market called Dani Filth's piss
>all the faggots on my college campus have been raving about it
>go to parties and everyone is drinking it
>finally decide to go to the store to buy some and try it out
>several selections to choose from
>ask an employee for his recommendation
>says they're all delicious, but Dani's aged piss is top quality
>surewhynot.log
>purchase it and head home
>crack open the bottle, room instantly fills with the most foul smell ever
>almost throw up, but luckily I have my log-scented candle nearby to mask the smell
>grab a glass, tip the bottle, and this disgusting, dark colored sludge oozes out of the bottle
>wtfisthis.log
>maybe it tastes better than it looks and smells
>nope
>raise the glass to my lips, slowly tip it and take just a tiny sip
>instantly my tongue becomes numb from the atrocious flavor
>eyes begin to water, face swells, become light-headed, almost lose my balance and fall over
>immediately throw up everything I had eaten that day
>worth fucking thing I have ever tasted
>I run toward the fridge, grab one of my fresh Andy Loggs and slidde it done my throte
>instantly cured of all my Dani piss-induced ailments.
>take the bottle of piss and throw it in a nearby lake
>all the fish in the lake rise to the top of the water, bellied-up and dead from the disgusting toxic piss-sludge
>area has to be closed off due to high increase in toxic waste
>head back home and slidde two more logs done my throte before bed

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Kek, but you put worth not worst. Better fix it before some goddamn filth streamer spots it and makes fun of you

But.... would you?

Fuck yeah 10/10

My wife offered this to the neighbours when they came for dinner, she thought she was going to inpress them but now they don't speak to us anymore

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I love the corn chunks in his log, what kind of corn does he eat?

did you offer them some yummy log burgers made with the big shitty slidder station?

Loved it when Animaterr man had that log party, best part is when we kicked out that streamer

Cream corn for the creamy texture

Disgusting! What a pair of pissy-pants halfwits

No, the wife is dumb as fuck. She thinks the best food is what she reads about in her magazines and sees on some fucking trendy website. One day I'm gonna rub her fucking nose in some of Andys' shit and pack it down her FUCKING THROT! FUCK RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

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god thats so hot

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Loggin'!

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I hope all these pics are Andys shit and not just random turds, that would be disgusting

Nice Turd Cutter!!!

The youth of today! They all think they can be Andy, it's because he makes it look so easy

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