Take a seat. And tell me what you be having user
Take a seat. And tell me what you be having user
long island iced tea please, filtered through my sister's dirty panties
Hey OP, whisky double, neat please. How's all going?
a nice glass of ethanol please
Here you go user
A glass of your freshest cummies please
All is going well kind sir. How about you?
Hard to do but here you go user
Straight from the horse
Thank you user. How's the bartending life treating you?
The pay is great. The people that come in are great. It's always alive in here. I would say working at a bar is pretty good.
I'll take an old fashioned
Here you go user
Cyanide on the rocks please
Thanks my man
virgin cuba libre.
I'm in a mood for Whity Russian tonight.
May i get one?
Just a cafe amaretto if you please, MrAnon
Pitcher of PBR and a shot of patron please
Give a yell if anything is wrong or needed
A nice white russian for you user
Here user
still waiting on virgin cuba libre, god the service here is awful...
A cold one please and a glass of famous please
Give me your oldest feel you have, feeltender.
Here you go
Surprise me.
Maybe you shouldnt ask for such a pansy ass drink
Sorry user. I am alone today
Hey Donovan. Are you listening?
you deserve this
Rauchbier and a peated scotch, please. Neat.
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One heineken mate,was a long day at work.
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A gin and tonic mix layered with a Curaçao and limoncello top. Finished with a hot pepper.
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A GF
I'll have a red ale
open wide
good choice
You came here looking for an excuse to post this garbage. Kys
I’ll take a Mac N’ Jacks please if your out any pale ale will do
OP here. service is stopping for 30min. Blame the fag posting sonic porn
Wtf?!?! Common man I need a beer!
gimme a manhattan
congrats faggot, you let a furry kill your thread. I hope you kill yourself
Beverly Hills iced tea please
Here you go
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everclear on the rocks
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What’s on tap?
OP here. Back after a quick shit. Washed my hand and I'm ready to serve some drinks so pick your poison user
jameson on the rocks
Here you go
some whisky, nothin' else
mint julip, please
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White Russian.
You know, I've been thinking quite a bit lately. I've been thinking about me going to the gym, and running, and getting fit. There are lots of people around me that are doing it, and they say everybody ought to.
But you know what? I'm married. I'm introverted. I don't particularly like spending time with most people, and I don't frequent the beach enough to ever being that concerned with having a beach bod.
My brother used to be a workout fanatic. Used to have a six pack, and everything. But over the course of the last year, he stopped. Stopped exercising completely, and gave no fucks about his diet. Now he weighs almost as much as I do. Why? Same reasons. Says the only thing he misses is the feeling of knowing he looked good in his slimmer days, but that's it.
Women are largely not worth working out for, so why do it? Why bother? I used to be in the military, so I had to be fit as a way of life, but now it's completely unnecessary. So what do you think? Gimme some thoughts here. *sip*
A shot of rakija, Nothing more, nothing else.
Here's your drink
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martini please
shitty service...where's the god damn bartender!?
hope your ready for the sequel ;)
GF broke up with me and this time the anxiety was so bad I couldn’t eat or sleep for days and went to the ER and got an Ativan script.
How are you lads?
fuck that sounds bad why did she leave ya
Welcome back. Can I get my setup? Been patiently waiting over here. Got any good jokes?
feelsbadman.exe
hope things are better my dude
I lied to her about not smoking cigarettes and she found out. It’s literally completely my fault and I’m a dumbass.
Although it also seems like an overreaction on her part, she literally stormed out of my apartment drove away and cut all contact.
She was divorced I think she had deep deep issues from that
Take the load off my friend
Thanks. Did that last night and it worked for about 4 hours then woke up in an absolute terror state at 6 AM this morning hence the ER trip
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Seems like a giant overreaction. It's not like you're doing meth.
But still, you lied. That might have set her off. Trust issues?
A good joke you say? Women's rights? Idk man i just serve drinks. Here sip some of this and you will go to space
Yes my friends have told me she must have insane trust issues after the divorce
yeah hope it gets better for you i know how it gets trying to kick something like that
Without working out, I'd look and feel much worse. Also, after all the sitting, I quite enjoy the physical activity. It's a lot of fun, and I always feel much better afterwards.
You should be your own motivation to go the gym, because it's fun. Doing it for the women is definitely not worth it. You should only go to the gym, if you personally think it's fun.
*sips*
Cider please
does anyone know where i can find this vid?
You got any absinthe under the bar?
i'm triyng to find the vid for pic related, anyone got the link?
Take load off bud and enjoy the atmosphere
White Russian my good man
Yo, buddy. Can I get my drink please?
This?
My man!
Here you go bud. Sorry I'm all alone today.
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cheers, mate
Thank you chief, will do
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Hey what’s up man? I’m the bassist for the jazz group. Where’s your stage?