Last Thread was lost unfortunately but a new thread has came in which means new bar...

Last Thread was lost unfortunately but a new thread has came in which means new bar. So come on in have a seat and pick your poison.

As always just rum and coke.

Double vodka lime soda thx

Here you go user enjoy

Thank you good sir.

I'll try whatever your favorite beer is OP

Nice pick user

negroni pls

Here is my favorite

Enjoy user

thanks mate

green fairy hmu

Green Fairy going up

Gimme a kwak user

Here you go bud enjoy

*snaps fingers* Get me a water, no ice, extra lemon *no tip*

EXCUSE ME, BARTENDER, I SAID GET ME A WATER, NO ICE, EXTRA LEMON

good evening, may i have a long island ice tea please?

Here you go user

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Please, poison that would kill me painlesly in my sleep. I want it to taste like frozen coca-cola with ice and a lemon.

Thanks man!

Ugh, this isn't what I ordered. Also, the glass is dirty?! Bring me your manager.

Here you go bud

That's a cuba libre, nigger

Could I have one glass of gin with tonic?

sure thing here she is

do you have rakija?

Whatchu got dats sweet? I only like sweet drinks. Also, MAKE SURE my drink isn't weak, you know, hook me up, ayyyy

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something like this user?

ayy, bruh, you trippin', why you been waitin' so long to serve me? psssshh just lemme get a shot a henny

I’ll take a shot of the second strongest stuff you have please

do you serve tea here? I would like a green tea, a slice of lemon, and some honey.

Coffee, black.

>Thread was lost
=it sucked

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>shot a henny

okaaay sooo its our friends birthday today *audible wooing*, what shots do we get for freeeeeeeeeeeee?!

Oh, lovely.

Thank you so much. Here you are, take the rest and buy yourself something nice, dear.

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HEY BUDDY, i'd like a half sprite, half diet sprite

yes but preferably not from FYROM

You get moonshine

>forgot customer pic

Trumpeter reporting for jazz if necessary

3 chloroformopolitans for you

Let it rip

Madam, can I take your order?

Any requests?

Sorry user it's what we have for the moment until refills arrive

something smooth. you know

just surprise me

whu hadnin cuhh lemme get a double cup full of lean

sorry there bud almost forgot

Alright, here we go

Somthin’ smooth comin’ up

great, he's accually dead for sure, it takes too long (for him 100%)

can I have some snack to my drink?

>cup full of lean
something like this user?

essketiit

Can I have a glass of spirit rejuvenation?

your strongest liquor please

I asked for the second strongest a while ago

I would like 2 big tiddy good sir

One gay beer for my friend , and for me a normal beer for a normal person.

Sir this is a bar, not a strip club

Anything else?

sorry sir kinda blacked out there

I’m up for suggestions

WHAT

O right, GUYS WE'RE LEAVING!

nothing for now thank you

It’s alright

CAN I GET FUCKIN' UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'll have a cup of jazz

Burger?

Thank you fine sir. How much will that be?

One beer for me, my fine Jewish bartender. Make it quick, before I gas your family and burn down your village.

S-sir you can't drink jazz

can I have please toalete keys?

Can I have a glass of wine, please?

Perfect martini!

on the house user.

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I can fix that

what kind of beer would you prefer sir?

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what the fuck are you looking at?
wanna die you little bitch?????

Thanks!
Man, this place is great!

A death in the afternoon for me please barkeep!

Do you have Carlsberg on tap?

Thanks annon

Something like this user?

maisie williams walks into the bar

Why yes we do let me get you a pint

Hi could I have a glass of dubs please?
Oh, and a side of the rarest Pepe you have please

Lookin' good!

I'll have a vodka and oj, and a glass of anti freeze for the cat that wont leave my house